Yep, my ex still reads ef every day. Talk about rummaging through the garbage...lol.HumanTarget said:with a stalker?
i happen to find the kind of devotion that goes along with collecting & rummaging thru your trash attractive. how bad can a person, that sits in their car for 7 or 8 hours wating for you to leave work, be?
no. i just thought a lot of you gals would get a chuckle out of this, because i have a feeling, an overwhelming amount of you have had this experience, from one degree to another.....i was kind of inspired by the huge vat-o-panties i saw at Wal-Mart yesterday.....i felt like doing a swan dive into it.....stilleto said:HT, is this about the same girl you love so much you hate?
HumanTarget said:no. i just thought a lot of you gals would get a chuckle out of this, because i have a feeling, an overwhelming amount of you have had this experience, from one degree to another.....i was kind of inspired by the huge vat-o-panties i saw at Wal-Mart yesterday.....i felt like doing a swan dive into it.....
heatherrae said:Yep, my ex still reads ef every day. Talk about rummaging through the garbage...lol.
if you were closer, i'd totally stalk you. send you those romantic letters that are made by cutting out words from magazines and pasting them on construction paper....definitely steal your drawers.stilleto said:i'm not special enough to be stalked.![]()
HumanTarget said:if you were closer, i'd totally stalk you. send you those romantic letters that are made by cutting out words from magazines and pasting them on construction paper....definitely steal your drawers.
I would pay to have you do that and post it on youtube.HumanTarget said:no. i just thought a lot of you gals would get a chuckle out of this, because i have a feeling, an overwhelming amount of you have had this experience, from one degree to another.....i was kind of inspired by the huge vat-o-panties i saw at Wal-Mart yesterday.....i felt like doing a swan dive into it.....
HumanTarget said:if you were closer, i'd totally stalk you. send you those romantic letters that are made by cutting out words from magazines and pasting them on construction paper....definitely steal your drawers.
......yes. silky things. do you have anything angora???stilleto said:good. fold my clothes and bring the drawers back.
oh, you meant "underwears".
HumanTarget said:......yes. silky things. do you have anything angora???
you mean like tibetan monks? maybe they can tell you why you don't have stalkers, i heard dems' pretty wise folk...stilleto said:no, but there's a llama that wanders into my yard sometimes.
that might be why i have no stalkers.
baby llama drama momma. Or something.stilleto said:no, but there's a llama that wanders into my yard sometimes.
that might be why i have no stalkers.
do you have any mildly used undergarments you can spare?heatherrae said:baby llama drama momma. Or something.
yeah, I'll trade them for a good crib or carseat. lol.HumanTarget said:do you have any mildly used undergarments you can spare?
i'll steal one for you.heatherrae said:yeah, I'll trade them for a good crib or carseat. lol.
wtf???heatherrae said:Yep, my ex still reads ef every day. Talk about rummaging through the garbage...lol.
i wish Heather would out him already. i seriously know for a fact with the crowd we have here, we'd drive him off rather quickly....javaguru said:wtf???
Yes we would....HumanTarget said:i wish Heather would out him already. i seriously know for a fact with the crowd we have here, we'd drive him off rather quickly....
yeah, a Karma Reward thread to the person who can cause him to have a stroke.javaguru said:Yes we would....![]()
he never posts. He uses lots of different names, I'm only 100% positive of two of them, which are roco and flatliner. He told me that he comes here to read every day.HumanTarget said:i wish Heather would out him already. i seriously know for a fact with the crowd we have here, we'd drive him off rather quickly....
My hero, in a whitetrashy sort of way...lol.HumanTarget said:i'll steal one for you.
HumanTarget said:i wish Heather would out him already. i seriously know for a fact with the crowd we have here, we'd drive him off rather quickly....
uh huh. i'll park the El Camino under yorn window and play Guns N Roses real loud....heatherrae said:My hero, in a whitetrashy sort of way...lol.
HumanTarget said:uh huh. i'll park the El Camino under yorn window and play Guns N Roses real loud....

to the clerk: "i'll be takin' the Huggies n' whatever cash you have in the drawer."heatherrae said:
Bring the strawberry hill, a quilt and a bucket of KFC, honey.
ksharp01 said:I once had an ex that would come by and call often...not stalk really. But damn it took him 4 years to realize that I wasn't taking him back. lol
He was a slow learner
At his age, that shouldn't be hard to do.HumanTarget said:yeah, a Karma Reward thread to the person who can cause him to have a stroke.
That actually sounds appealing...heatherrae said:
Bring the strawberry hill, a quilt and a bucket of KFC, honey.
me or booze & fried chicken?radarstoy said:That actually sounds appealing...![]()
I'll take just you and the quiltHumanTarget said:me or booze & fried chicken?

tee hee!radarstoy said:I'll take just you and the quilt![]()
LOL...reminds me of that movie Raising Arizona.HumanTarget said:to the clerk: "i'll be takin' the Huggies n' whatever cash you have in the drawer."
when you arrived, glass eye.stilleto said:well this thread went right to the crapper.
I think I'm going to purchase Smoking Aces.....Pick cubed wanted me to rent ,"Smoking Poles" but I don't swing that way.heatherrae said:LOL...reminds me of that movie Raising Arizona.
heatherrae said:Yep, my ex still reads ef every day. Talk about rummaging through the garbage...lol.

blueta2 said:I was stalked once when I was 18. The guy went to college with me and would show up at all my volleyball games, then follow me home.
One Sat night, I looked out my window and I saw him walking a dog out in front.
He scared the HELL out of me! Every bus I got on to go to school or just out, he was on.
About 6 months after he stopped stalking me, a girl was murdered in the building he lived in. They never caught the killer.
TRUE STORY!

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