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Has anyone tried the ab energizer?
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Ercole
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AB ENER TULES!
I purchased an AB ENERGIZER, after being impressed by the physiques of the models in their commercials. It's great! After four months of use my abs look exactly the same, but they tingle now and even glow faintly in the dark.
Encouraged, I tried sticking a bobby pin in an electrical outlet while taking a bath. Whew! Talk about a rush! My biceps actually exploded -- a first for me -- which was pretty cool, although it took a while to get the mess off the ceiling.
Next time we get a thunderstorm, I'm planning on flying a metallic kite to get the ULTIMATE FULL-BODY WORKOUT. What a chump I was, going to the gym all these years!
Just like Dylan, bros, once you've gone electric, you won't go back! (ZZZZzzszZZZZZZzzzzz-SPLAT!!! There go my hams! What a feeling!!)
I purchased an AB ENERGIZER, after being impressed by the physiques of the models in their commercials. It's great! After four months of use my abs look exactly the same, but they tingle now and even glow faintly in the dark.
Encouraged, I tried sticking a bobby pin in an electrical outlet while taking a bath. Whew! Talk about a rush! My biceps actually exploded -- a first for me -- which was pretty cool, although it took a while to get the mess off the ceiling.
Next time we get a thunderstorm, I'm planning on flying a metallic kite to get the ULTIMATE FULL-BODY WORKOUT. What a chump I was, going to the gym all these years!
Just like Dylan, bros, once you've gone electric, you won't go back! (ZZZZzzszZZZZZZzzzzz-SPLAT!!! There go my hams! What a feeling!!)
Re: AB ENER TULES!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!Ercole said:I purchased an AB ENERGIZER, after being impressed by the physiques of the models in their commercials. It's great! After four months of use my abs look exactly the same, but they tingle now and even glow faintly in the dark.
Encouraged, I tried sticking a bobby pin in an electrical outlet while taking a bath. Whew! Talk about a rush! My biceps actually exploded -- a first for me -- which was pretty cool, although it took a while to get the mess off the ceiling.
Next time we get a thunderstorm, I'm planning on flying a metallic kite to get the ULTIMATE FULL-BODY WORKOUT. What a chump I was, going to the gym all these years!
Just like Dylan, bros, once you've gone electric, you won't go back! (ZZZZzzszZZZZZZzzzzz-SPLAT!!! There go my hams! What a feeling!!)
crimson coal
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I bought one. Worked fuckin great. me and my training partner would fuck around with it and see who could handle level 10. I was real happy with it for the first 2 weeks then the fucker broke and only works on one side. Cheap assed piece of shit. Save your money or wait for a better made one.
PsychoSkitz
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I'm a skeptic too. However, one of my friends with a decent build, not fat by any means, drinks though and claims he has the makings of a beer belly bought it and claims that after only a few weeks he has started to see his abs again.
I've never used it and think it's a scam too, but hey, if it's working for him, who knows. My girlfriends sister just bought one as well.
If she too notices results I'm jumping in and getting one
I've never used it and think it's a scam too, but hey, if it's working for him, who knows. My girlfriends sister just bought one as well.
If she too notices results I'm jumping in and getting one
the UNDERTAKER
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IF YOU USED NITRO TECH WITH ITS PATENTED NITROGEN DELIVERY SYSTEM YOU WOULDN'T NEED ANY OTHER METHOD!!!!!!!! 
The_LaDiEs_MaN
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Hey I have a FastAbs Deluxe, and I love it, put it on my abs and obliques during cardio... use it on arms and lower back too after training them hevaily.. What kind do you have Crimson? You can buy replacement pads real cheap on ebay. I bought the FastAbs Deluxe for $40, comes with 2 smaller pads for arms and legs, and one big that one supports two programmers. I think they are pretty good for strength, and to tighten and harden muscles, I am also an amateur boxer and tend to be able to take a punch to the abdominal region better.. Only trouble I would have is it burning my skin making it all red, I've had mine for about 3 weeks now and I have noticed tighter, stronger abs... not a huge difference with the arms though, but my lower back is a lot stronger too. And only good use of it is for strength knowing it only works isometric.. so fat loss and muscle building is almost out of the question.. although have heard of it taking off a few mm's of fat , maybe good before precomp? Well i hope this can help some skeptics out.... Peace
NPCMONSTER
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i bought the new ab energizer and wore it 24 hours per day for a week and my squat went from 600 to 715lbs. its the most amazing ab training device on the market today.
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TheWebSlinger
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what a piece of shit! I have to spend alot of time sitting at a desk at work so I wanted to try one just to supplement the ab exercises I already do at that gym, I figured hell, I can't workout at work, but maybe I could get some supplemental ab work in, I returned the crap the next day, at the highest level it didn't even stimulate the ab muscles at all, although, I did wrap it around my arm and it did give my arm a pump, but the thing covers such a small area that only a very small portion of the muscle fibers receive the shock.
