Has anyone here banged their friend's mom?

[slickdadd]

Man JerseyArt, that is Penthouse Forum worthy. That sounds like the exact scenario I buffed my wood to many a times in my adolescent years. Nice work.

 

[Gambino]

LOL

I actually did once. Not a guy friend, but the mom of a girl I was chasing when I was 18. I used to hang at her house a great deal, but she has a boyfriend, and she wasn't willing to cheat on him yet. So when I cam over often times I would sit talking to her mom for hours, who looked like an older version of her daughter, and they were legitmately often times asked if they were sisters.

So one night I can't recall why she wasn't there, but when I showed up it was just her mom at home. I think the daughter ended up cancelling the plans through her mom (ie told her mom to tell me she couldnt make it). So she invited me in anyway to talk, and at one point just says "You know Art, she is never going to leave her bf to go otu with you." I was stunned, because it never occured to me that her mom even knew I was chasing her (talk about being clueless). I denied any interest, she was smiling at me, knowing I was full of shit. And somehow we got to the couch, just talking. Then she was stroking my arm while we were talking. And then it just led to kissing and the rest.

doode the story was just getting good...give it lestat style

 

[jerseyart]

The guy asks for an experience, and I gave it to him. Believe it or don't. Makes no difference to me.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

The guy asks for an experience, and I gave it to him. Believe it or don't. Makes no difference to me.

Your avatar looks familar...who is that?

 

[mdd]

Your avatar looks familar...who is that?

smallmovesal

 

[big_bad_buff]

LOL
And then it just led to kissing and the rest. like me bent over the couch and her sticking a 9" black dildo up my rectum

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

No. I did see my best friend's mom nake several times. She had nice HUGE fake titties.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

No. I did see my best friend's mom nake several times. She had nice HUGE fake titties.

But would have done her if she offered? I'm going to guess yes on this one.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

But would have done her if she offered? I'm going to guess yes on this one.

I know she isn't into women so the question isn't even valid.

If she was though, I'd still say no. Her face was not attractive. Her body was nice. She talked way too much. Also, she strikes me as a woman who would cling to a sexual partner. I'd never get rid of her. Besides her daughter was my best friend.

 

[HumorMe]

All of my friend's moms are either past 70 or dead, so the answer is no.