Has anyone had to test for steroids?

[jester the tester]

Have any of you guys had to be tested for steroids, I am afraid this is going to happen to me because I am going thru a divorce and my wife is pulling the steroid card for custody of our one year old daughter. She is claiming that because of my alleged steroid use that I am now a violent temperd freak that is capable of hurting our daughter. This is such bullshit that I can't believe it but you know what they say about a woman scorned. My attorney thinks that we should submit to a steroid test but I'm very nervous about that considering the I am just now coming off of six months on and I am still running test. Please help with your experiences and advice.

 

[Papa Lion]

one word bro..... "whizzinator"

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

 

[xrsist]

your still using test? what compound were you using in your last cycle?

 

[billdance]

That sucks...especially with all the media hype right now... Damn...

Not sure if you have time... but I would try to get an RX for HRT ASAP.... Then tell her to pound sand... You could feasibly get it done and in your hands in about 1.5 weeks... one option...

 

[Papa Lion]

lots of places you can get piss tested won't even watch... hence saving you some money an you can just bring in a nice warm small jar with fresh clean piss!! find a buddy or get some of the synthetic stuff on the whizzinator website it's cheap... then tak a a couple of those hand warmer packs that you rub the package together an it gets hot!! can be found at almost any sporting goods store!! grab a stick on thermometer that can be found at at pet shop then give it a couple practice runs makin sure the temp is pretty close!! it doesn't have to be spot on but it can't be 110 degrees and it can't be room temp!! make sure it's in the mid nineties or as close as possible!! an there you go!! just a another ex tryin to throw dirt on your name!! no need for confessing, you could try the script route but then you only can have the script meds turn up in the test!! the above method is for a place that doesn't watch... some are f'n tight bastards an set somebody in the room but the don't stare at you dick while you piss and the whizzinator is looks pretty f'n real anyways!! good luck with it!!

 

[Big BX]

I have. Find out where you are gonna get tested. Only a handful of labs test for steroids. Find out what they test for, if you used a lot of different things. They will test your T/E ratio, too. There are masking agents that they cannot test for also.

Don't sweat the custody thing with the juice, if you have never been convicted of a crime it is pretty much irrlevent, unless you hit her or anything like that and she called the cops. Then there would be proof that you are unstable and then they would say it was because of steroids.

 

[st8grad]

Well first of all the steroid use is alleged until proven. So she has to take the into court and offer up some proof. Does she have any? If not, then she can piss up a rope. It's a baseless as you saying she has a meth problem.

Now if she has some proof then you have to do your best to get a clean piss test. Don't submit to some test that you are guilty of before you even need to do so. If you fuck up the test by getting caught you are screwed. Hold course and let calmer minds prevail.

If you attorney insists on the test then tell him you are on. It's his job to find the solution.

 

[ukkared]

Man I hope everything goes good for you. I would be stressing big time over this.

 

[mavssolaj]

even if you dnt want to purchase the wizzantor then you can just tape a bag to your thigh, i was on probation worked fine one time didnt even need to hide it cuz they didnt care and left the room, the other times the person sat there and looked at my back.

 

[holy ghost]

man you need to get ahold of one of her dope pipes put it as evidence get some Fprints if they take it to that extreme and use that as the basis of yhour case
she is a fucking meth head that is the moest destructive drug out there
and not to mention its a national plague to the natl war on drugs

trust me and have faith in god man