Happy UNbirthday to me!

[Scotsman]

Just ate an entire pumpkin pie in about 10min. Some of my friends at the gym got confused as to when my birthday is and brought me a pie. So this is me laughing at all of you who are on diets/watching your weight.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[hurricane]

ebony hates u right now !

 

[Scotsman]

ebony hates u right now !

Oh I can pretty much guarantee that she doesn't.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[trex74]

Just ate an entire pumpkin pie in about 10min. Some of my friends at the gym got confused as to when my birthday is and brought me a pie. So this is me laughing at all of you who are on diets/watching your weight.

Cheers,
Scotsman

pumpkin pie is so good, yummmmmmmm

 

[chris302001]

lol so when is ur birthday?

 

[calveless wonder]

I still can't believe for like 3 years i really thought you lived in scotland

 

[calveless wonder]

maybe they just wanted to see a really big dude eat a pie in 10 mins

i'd give you a pie if you ate it in 10 mins!

 

[princesa]

My diet is outta the window this week.

I had cake from my co-workers, boston cream pie (my fav) from my family and some other junk..omg i feel like a whale

 

[calveless wonder]

My diet is outta the window this week.

I had cake from my co-workers, boston cream pie (my fav) from my family and some other junk..omg i feel like a whale

it's ok, you're almost 30. these things happen

 

[nydj66]

My diet is outta the window this week.

I had cake from my co-workers, boston cream pie (my fav) from my family and some other junk..omg i feel like a whale

Don't cry, Princessa...you look fat when you cry.

 

[princesa]

it's ok, you're almost 30. these things happen

ahah..you just stuck a knife through my chest


hey, i'm still in my late twenties ughhh


whatever the f* happened during the last 8 years? it's like a blur

 

[calveless wonder]

ahah..you just stuck a knife through my chest


hey, i'm still in my late twenties ughhh


whatever the f* happened during the last 8 years? it's like a blur

don't worry, you only got me beat by 10 months and some change

i ask myself the same question. I honestly feel like i'm still 24

 

[princesa]

Don't cry, Princessa...you look fat when you cry.

I don't discriminate


Large women need loving too speaking of which, I got grossed out at the womens locker room the other day. This ladies thighs and butt had cottage cheese, omgg it was so gross the image is still with me

 

[trex74]

maybe they just wanted to see a really big dude eat a pie in 10 mins

i'd give you a pie if you ate it in 10 mins!

I could eat a pie in 10 min.
And a large pizza in 20
I eat fast.

 

[hurricane]

I could eat a pie in 10 min.
And a large pizza in 20
I eat fast.

talent!!

 

[Scotsman]

maybe they just wanted to see a really big dude eat a pie in 10 mins

i'd give you a pie if you ate it in 10 mins!

I ate it home alone. But I'd take you up on that offer to buy me a pie.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stosstruppe]

So this is me laughing at all of you who are on diets/watching your weight.

Happy birthday though bro!

 

[Scotsman]

Happy birthday though bro!

Thanks but, my b-day isn't even this month.lol

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[hurricane]

false alarmm!!

 

[Scotsman]

false alarmm!!

Hence the UN in unbirthday. Figured the reference was very appropo with the new Alice in Wonderland movie coming out.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[AztecWarrior]

I could eat a pie in 10 min.
And a large pizza in 20
I eat fast.

Badass!