Almost 17 Frack? That would make her 16 you stupid fucker. Just say 16, because that's her age. That is wrong. You are one sick fuck.
Yeah, 135 is my weight. You're one hardcore guy. You got your steroids, you go lift, pick up your underage girlfriend at recess then you skip last period and help her with your homework. Then you can take her out, but you have to make sure she's home by 10, she has a math test the next day.
Harcore Frack, hardcore.