Happy fuckin Friday bishes!

[bigbassturd]

as in fishing line and knife to gut the fish fresh?

I wish! No salmon around here though

 

[WoodyO]

Your carpet is disgusting! Is that urine or that girl's cough syrup puke stain?

It's probably chocolate milk. It's a throw rug someone gave the ex. I won't upgrade the living room until my kid is a little older.

 

[blueta2]

Wash it!! Ewwwww

 

[bigbassturd]

Aren't you supposed to be deepthroating your nephew's friends right now?

 

[WoodyO]

Wash it!! Ewwwww

It's dark brown. I think you're mistaking ugly for filthy. Plus this is probably the first time I've been in that room in a year, so I had no clue it was dirty.

 

[blueta2]

Aren't you supposed to be deepthroating your nephew's friends right now?

haha...Came right home after the show.

 

[WoodyO]

haha...Came right home after the show.

To wash your dirty rug?

 

[Captain FT]

That's some Baltimore no pistol packing poosie horseshit

HahahahahhHa. Baltimore is losing their bad rap.

 

[Captain FT]

omg, he's so dreamy and he makes chocolate martini's!!

And I am still LOL about the peener pic with a yamaka

I make a killer espresso chocolate martini. And I'm dreamy? Wow, that shit sounds straight out of a Happy Days episode, lol. Thanks Blue