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Happy Deadbeat Dad Day...

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I should start a new cynical line of greeting cards. The Deadbeat Dad card would be a big seller, I'm sure. :lmao:
 
heatherrae said:
I should start a new cynical line of greeting cards. The Deadbeat Dad card would be a big seller, I'm sure. :lmao:
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Oh shit I have one of those as well.

I came up for with a whole line of shit for DNA when my daughters father wanted a test! I always told him that just because the DNA matches, it does not make you a father you big jerk. LOL

DNA: Done nothing asshole
DNA: Dad Never Around
 
hstern said:
*chirp j/k
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lol...


You have to admit that it would be a funny card to send. As a matter of fact, I would like to have c00per photoshop something special to send my ex in the mail for father's day. Happy deadbeat Dad Day! LOL.
 
covergrl80 said:
Oh shit I have one of those as well.

I came up for with a whole line of shit for DNA when my daughters father wanted a test! I always told him that just because the DNA matches, it does not make you a father you big jerk. LOL

DNA: Done nothing asshole
DNA: Dad Never Around
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:lmao:

Good ones!

I would come out with a line of break up cards, too. Like "I want you naked." Then, you open the card and it says. "It's easier to apply the electrodes that way." lol.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
lol@bitterrae and cokehead1
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Seriously, though, how ironic would it be if I made a fortune with my line of deadbeat dad cards? lol.
 
well, my dad is........my son's dad is not, he is a very good dad and we have managed to stay friends, even with his wife.
 
ksharp01 said:
well, my dad is........my son's dad is not, he is a very good dad and we have managed to stay friends, even with his wife.
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See, I could easily sell you and covergirl some cards for father's day. I think I'm onto something! lol.
 
HumanTarget said:
and cheers to the stupid women who honed in and selected the "fathers". it's HALF of your fault, at least...
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The especially stupid part was that I got pregnant from a guy that was so inept at sex that he handled my breasts like he was trying to juice an orange. OUCH. The guy sucked. If the delivery is so damned painful, at least the conception shouldn't have been...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
See, I could easily sell you and covergirl some cards for father's day. I think I'm onto something! lol.
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my dad is terrible....I remember my mom calling him crying for help to get us shoes or food even......I remember him handing me a 20 and telling me not to tell the stepmom!!
Now, all he does is drink EVERYDAY!!!!!
Last fathers day I found out he had a get together with friends..the only one of his 4 kids was invited (the only male) He even invited my ex and his new girlfriend!!! Pisses me off but use to it and can't lose sleep over it.
 
ksharp01 said:
my dad is terrible....I remember my mom calling him crying for help to get us shoes or food even......I remember him handing me a 20 and telling me not to tell the stepmom!!
Now, all he does is drink EVERYDAY!!!!!
Last fathers day I found out he had a get together with friends..the only one of his 4 kids was invited (the only male) He even invited my ex and his new girlfriend!!! Pisses me off but use to it and can't lose sleep over it.
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Maddening, isn't it, how some people are? May he choke on a hot dog this weekend...lol.
 
my dad gave me money for lunch today so i like him..

i bought a can of tuna flavored that is... and some sparkling water
 
LOL...how funny this will be. I'm going to come up with an appropriate greeting card.
 
heatherrae said:
Maddening, isn't it, how some people are? May he choke on a hot dog this weekend...lol.
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maddening, heard that somewhere before...
 
fistfullofsteel said:
happy that's what you get for fucking some really old dude cause he has money
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it had nothing to do with his money, but may you choke on a weiner this weekend too.
 
txbondsman said:
I wish I could, these guys on here have peoples heads popping up out of peoples underwear and shit. They can do shit that is funny as hell, I wish someone would have the time to show me how that's done. I'm just "technologically challenged"...
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Is that what they are calling retarded kids these days?




:lmao:
 
I'm with HT on this one. How does that line go again..... something like it takes two to tango or something like that. Bottom lione stop fucking losers. Put the dick down. Or just only do anal and bj's.
 
ksharp01 said:
*high five*

lol

I have no love loss for him that is for damn sure!
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lol...If I come up with a line of greeting cards I'll send you some every year to send to him for father's day. lol.
 
i need a different, yet appropriate card for each of my mother's husbands.
i go broke at father's day...
 
stilleto said:
i need a different, yet appropriate card for each of my mother's husbands.
i go broke at father's day...
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Your mother is a polygamist? :worried:
 
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