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BigBazooka
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Happy bday, Wodin!
Here, Wodin sent me his pic. It was taken 20 years ago.
Here, Wodin sent me his pic. It was taken 20 years ago.
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HighIntensity
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Wodins going to be on Good Mourning America this mourning he's 114
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Pamela
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Happy Birthday 
To one of "Elite's Most Outstanding Members" 
I hope you have a fantastic BDAY !!!
To one of "Elite's Most Outstanding Members"
I hope you have a fantastic BDAY !!!
BigBazooka
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HighIntensity said:
That's true. Today's broadcast opens with Wodin's monologue "Goof mowning, Amewica - Whea the heww diwd I leave my teethf?"
Thank you all. I plan on doing the following today.
Find a nice young tender and explain to her the advantages of her giving up the brown eye. If not to me then anyone. It's my contribution today to society.
Work, fuck off, work, fuck off, work and bitching at my group! I don't have meetings I just throw stuff at them. It's the howler monkey approach to management. People don't need vision, they need food thrown at them!
Cardio day.... Stair Master, Elipitical Machine, Cross Country ski thing and row machine. I sing row your boat while on it...all the young college girls look at me wierd or smile. I just smile and say nice tits!
After that I am going to go stalk Bill Cosby for an hour or so while I am covered in Jello Pudding, the blended kind that has chunks of rasberry jello in it. If I catch Bill you will see me on CNN.
If not then well another long hot shower by myself and and a trip through Tidy car. Those guys just love my excuses for the pudding stains.
Then I will go home and see my kids, my daughter is crawling and is trying to crawl up small things like coushins and what not. She will be walking in the next 2 - 3 weeks. My son is finally gotten from sitting to a crawl and a gorilla crawl. He is about a month behind her in physical skills but he also has torticolis to over come so he is doing pretty good.
Oh yeah I got a JVC mini dv camcorder for my birfday. Now I can put up "Mature Porn" on the web of me wacking off with my socks!
Thank you all for your kind words.
Find a nice young tender and explain to her the advantages of her giving up the brown eye. If not to me then anyone. It's my contribution today to society.
Work, fuck off, work, fuck off, work and bitching at my group! I don't have meetings I just throw stuff at them. It's the howler monkey approach to management. People don't need vision, they need food thrown at them!
Cardio day.... Stair Master, Elipitical Machine, Cross Country ski thing and row machine. I sing row your boat while on it...all the young college girls look at me wierd or smile. I just smile and say nice tits!
After that I am going to go stalk Bill Cosby for an hour or so while I am covered in Jello Pudding, the blended kind that has chunks of rasberry jello in it. If I catch Bill you will see me on CNN.
If not then well another long hot shower by myself and and a trip through Tidy car. Those guys just love my excuses for the pudding stains.
Then I will go home and see my kids, my daughter is crawling and is trying to crawl up small things like coushins and what not. She will be walking in the next 2 - 3 weeks. My son is finally gotten from sitting to a crawl and a gorilla crawl. He is about a month behind her in physical skills but he also has torticolis to over come so he is doing pretty good.
Oh yeah I got a JVC mini dv camcorder for my birfday. Now I can put up "Mature Porn" on the web of me wacking off with my socks!
Thank you all for your kind words.
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MommaKin
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Happy Birthday Dad!
<Insert llama sound here>
<Insert llama sound here>
Train Harder
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Happy Birthday
smallmovesal
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awww wod looks so happy too. have a good one
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MommaKin
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This is an album I bought Wodin yrs. back for his birthday.
He got his hair chopped off the other day and that is what the album is laying on in this pic.
Happy exercising Wodin!
He got his hair chopped off the other day and that is what the album is laying on in this pic.
Happy exercising Wodin!
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The Shadow
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Well - look s like everyone beat me to the old jokes so,
Have a great day OLDin.
Have a great day OLDin.
HappyScrappy
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not gonna say anything about old - just have a good one man!
the nature boy
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Happy Birthday Wodin. I'm using the large font because your eyesight is probably failing.
One question, how do they figure out how old you are? Do they saw your leg off and count the rings, similar to a tree? Or do they use a carbon dating method?
One question, how do they figure out how old you are? Do they saw your leg off and count the rings, similar to a tree? Or do they use a carbon dating method?
I am currently using the number of times I have ravaged your mothers ass multiplied by the circumference of the globe and squared over PI. As of today that makes me 3,488!.The Nature Boy said:Happy Birthday Wodin. I'm using the large font because your eyesight is probably failing.
One question, how do they figure out how old you are? Do they saw your leg off and count the rings, similar to a tree? Or do they use a carbon dating method?
the nature boy
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WODIN said:
that was you!!!! I thought the guy banging my mom was Don Knotts! You and him look shockingly familiar!
the nature boy
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WODIN said:
seriously, happy birthday.
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madbomber31
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wow, bithdays at your age????
what was it like to write on cave walls?
what was it like to write on cave walls?
Happy Birthday!
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MommaKin
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Will you consider going platinum now, Wodin?
hehe
hehe
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