hanselthecaretaker...

[DIVISION]

It seems to me that you're the last hopeless romantic on the forum...

Do you agree with my assessment?

A few questions if you don't mind, sir.

Why Angelina Jolie? Specifically what about her both mentally and physically make her your pinnacle?

Does the fact that she's layed with the likes of Billy Bob Thorton taint her in any way in your eyes?

Did your sense of chivalry come as a result of your upbringing or did you just learn it on your own through experiences?

I want your top 5 list of female celebrities with a brief explanation as to why you like them, nothing elaborate, just a basic write-up.


Thanks.





DIV

 

[onerepmaximum]

Along with your TPS report, please.

 

[CFZB]

Along with your TPS report, please.

in triplicate .

 

[anthrax]

Along with your TPS report, please.

Yeah.
Uh, did you get that memo?

 

[chewyxrage]

wow @ this thread

 

[DIVISION]

Paging.........hanselthecaretaker......

You gonna drag your ass in here today?





DIV

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Along with your TPS report, please.

Damn, that was funny.

Hang on, DIV.....

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Ahem... ok, Angelina Jolie-

Well, I wouldn't say I'm a hopeless romantic, as I do know the difference between that and reality, although she is perhaps the only woman (who happens to be far out of reach) that enthralls me to the point of having her image in my avatar and causing you to wonder enough about it to start this thread,

I have somewhat sophisticated tastes in women, and while I'm just as turned on by a new Vida butt pic as the next guy, I also look for something more, ie some real substance. And the more I find out about her, the more I realize that she has it in spades. Granted I'm not infatuated with her, but I do have a pic of her which was torn out of an older issue of Rolling Stone in my room, along with a couple of her movies (Tomb Raider 2 and Taking Lives). There are plenty of women with nicer bodies as well, which isn't to say that hers is crap in the least, mind you. But few women have all the pieces which I consider enough to make me actually become intrigued by and admire them, especially in cases where I don't even know them.

I read a story on her in Rolling Stone back when she was married to Billy Bob and I think that that's the first time I thought to myself, man, this chick's got quite the personality (viles of blood? bringing knives to bed? a pet rat?). So I kept that in the back of my mind, and now whenever she pops up in the headlines and does another movie or magazine spread, I'll consider myself intrigued enough to check it out. She's an interesting woman, to put it bluntly.

And there are few men (and women) on the planet that could look at those eyes or lips and say they're anything less than stunning.


So there you have it; if perhaps you've read too far into my admiration of her, I hope this helped to resolve what's between the lines.

And I'll answer the rest later-gotta get some sleep now.

Goodnight.

 

[DIVISION]

Ahem... ok, Angelina Jolie-

Well, I wouldn't say I'm a hopeless romantic, as I do know the difference between that and reality, although she is perhaps the only woman (who happens to be far out of reach) that enthralls me to the point of having her image in my avatar and causing you to wonder enough about it to start this thread,

I have somewhat sophisticated tastes in women, and while I'm just as turned on by a new Vida butt pic as the next guy, I also look for something more, ie some real substance. And the more I find out about her, the more I realize that she has it in spades. Granted I'm not infatuated with her, but I do have a pic of her which was torn out of an older issue of Rolling Stone in my room, along with a couple of her movies (Tomb Raider 2 and Taking Lives). There are plenty of women with nicer bodies as well, which isn't to say that hers is crap in the least, mind you. But few women have all the pieces which I consider enough to make me actually become intrigued by and admire them, especially in cases where I don't even know them.

I read a story on her in Rolling Stone back when she was married to Billy Bob and I think that that's the first time I thought to myself, man, this chick's got quite the personality (viles of blood? bringing knives to bed? a pet rat?). So I kept that in the back of my mind, and now whenever she pops up in the headlines and does another movie or magazine spread, I'll consider myself intrigued enough to check it out. She's an interesting woman, to put it bluntly.

And there are few men (and women) on the planet that could look at those eyes or lips and say they're anything less than stunning.


So there you have it; if perhaps you've read too far into my admiration of her, I hope this helped to resolve what's between the lines.

And I'll answer the rest later-gotta get some sleep now.

Goodnight.

Fair enough, man.

Unfortunately, I am indeed one of those "few" who could look at her eyes or lips and say I'm anything but stunned.

I don't like blue eyes on a female......never have.

Her lips are sensuous, I give you that, but not by far enough to offset her tan skin or her other physical flaws......(lack of an ass).

I haven't read up on her, so I can't comment on her personality nor complexity.

I just don't see anything in her really......but I'm picky.

My tastes are narrow...





DIV

 

[onerepmaximum]

I can't figure out what's up with those kisses she was laying on her brother. That's a little bit too freaky.

 

[DIVISION]

I can't figure out what's up with those kisses she was laying on her brother. That's a little bit too freaky.

That, the vial of blood around her neck and Billy Bob were all it took for me to close the book on the poor girl.

Some things need no explanation, just ........NO.




DIV

 

[hotzie]

Yeah.
Uh, did you get that memo?

uh , yea im goin to forward you a copy of the memo

 

[perkele]

This thread could be about me and Jennifer Garner but it isn't.

 

[DIVISION]

This thread could be about me and Jennifer Garner but it isn't.

Possibly, however.........you weren't online when I conjured it and you tend to switch avatar too frequently for me to characterize your devotion as pure obsession.

Garner has a tight, smooth ass and strong facial features. I'd give her major props in all categories.........Angelina Jolie, not so much.



DIV

 

[perkele]

Possibly, however.........you weren't online when I conjured it and you tend to switch avatar too frequently for me to characterize your devotion as pure obsession.

Garner has a tight, smooth ass and strong facial features. I'd give her major props in all categories.........Angelina Jolie, not so much.



DIV

Yay

 

[DIVISION]

Yay

The real question is whether Garner would be your pet or you'd be hers?

Something tells me she'd have you whipped soon as the panties came off and you got a taste.....




DIV

 

[bran987]

DIV why do you put that piece of paper next to all your threads?

 

[DIVISION]

DIV why do you put that piece of paper next to all your threads?

The same reason why you can't leave Dancing Karma Man WELL THE FUCK ALONE...............Nugga!



DIV

 

[perkele]

The real question is whether Garner would be your pet or you'd be hers?

Something tells me she'd have you whipped soon as the panties came off and you got a taste.....




DIV

Either way, I'd take it.

http://img155.echo.cx/img155/1567/sydney22189ye.jpg

 

[DIVISION]

Either way, I'd take it.

http://img155.echo.cx/img155/1567/sydney22189ye.jpg

Philosophical question for ya'......

If I owned Garner and I would let you have her providing that you beat me in a fight.......would you fight me?




DIV

 

[perkele]

Philosophical question for ya'......

If I owned Garner and I would let you have her providing that you beat me in a fight.......would you fight me?




DIV

In a heart beat bro.

 

[bran987]

Philosophical question for ya'......

If I owned Garner and I would let you have her providing that you beat me in a fight.......would you fight me?




DIV

let's see, fulfilling his greatest fantasy vs. a black eye that will heal in a few weeks.

come on DIV, you gotta come up with harder questions!!!!

 

[DIVISION]

In a heart beat bro.

Good answer..........at least your devotion is true.



DIV

 

[DIVISION]

let's see, fulfilling his greatest fantasy vs. a black eye that will heal in a few weeks.

come on DIV, you gotta come up with harder questions!!!!

Bro.......If I remember correctly aren't you the one who came up with this rap:

I heard some noise out in the alley.
Some kids were causin' trouble.
So I poked my head out and scared them all away when I blew a bubble.

Come with a better rap and I'll come with more incisive questions.



DIV

 

[bran987]

Bro.......If I remember correctly aren't you the one who came up with this rap:

I heard some noise out in the alley.
Some kids were causin' trouble.
So I poked my head out and scared them all away when I blew a bubble.

Come with a better rap and I'll come with more incisive questions.



DIV

yeah. that rap was awesome though. I need to sit down and finish it sometime.

 

[DIVISION]

yeah. that rap was awesome though. I need to sit down and finish it sometime.

It had the makings of a classic.......good imagery and I like the part of the bubble scaring away the alleykids.

You need to work on your structure and flow.



DIV

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Possibly, however.........you weren't online when I conjured it and you tend to switch avatar too frequently for me to characterize your devotion as pure obsession.

Garner has a tight, smooth ass and strong facial features. I'd give her major props in all categories.........Angelina Jolie, not so much.



DIV

It's all a matter of personal tastes, man.

 

[perkele]

It's all a matter of personal tastes, man.

Oh my, I may have to jack off.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Does the fact that she's layed with the likes of Billy Bob Thorton taint her in any way in your eyes?

No. He's a good actor, and I'm sure any girl I've been with has had a past hookup that couldn't come close to his level of success, so I see no reason to be turned off from the fact that Angelina hooked up with someone like Billy Bob Thornton in the past.

Did your sense of chivalry come as a result of your upbringing or did you just learn it on your own through experiences?

A little of both, actually. More and more it's acquired through own experiences, but I always know where I got it from in the first place.

I want your top 5 list of female celebrities with a brief explanation as to why you like them, nothing elaborate, just a basic write-up.


Thanks.


DIV

Ok, I don't have 5, since I'm not into a bunch of celebrities, just a few that stand out.

So I'll say that Angelina being first, the others would be:

*Salma Hayek-amazing body, sexy accent.
*Uma Thurman-also has a great body, but has proved to be an immensely talented actress.
*.........well that's all I have, really.



Oh, but....if there were ever one woman who could come close to, or even surpass Angelina in terms of causing my intrigue, it would be Marilyn Monroe. I read a book on her, by one of the few people she trusted, and in her own words I got the impression that she had a very troubled life, only seeming to begin to enjoy it shortly before she "committed suicide".....bullshit, I say she was murdered. Tragic..... Elton John/Bernie Taupin were even inspired enough by her to write Candle in the Wind. It actually sums up what her life was like for the most part, and how the public treated her.

 

[DIVISION]

Oh, but....if there were ever one woman who could come close to, or even surpass Angelina in terms of causing my intrigue, it would be Marilyn Monroe. I read a book on her, by one of the few people she trusted, and in her own words I got the impression that she had a very troubled life, only seeming to begin to enjoy it shortly before she "committed suicide".....bullshit, I say she was murdered. Tragic..... Elton John/Bernie Taupin were even inspired enough by her to write Candle in the Wind. It actually sums up what her life was like for the most part, and how the public treated her.

People say she was murdered in a coverup by Bobby Kennedy to protect his brother from scandal. They found a non-lethal does of tranquilizers in her blood during the autopsy, though there is no official cause of death. I've read up on her Marilyn Monroe and it seems to me from a clinical standpoint that she was emotionally disturbed, being that she had trouble keeping a steady relationship for any substantial length of time. She was in a sense able to be loved, but unable to accept other's love reciprocally. She was a lost soul, always running from one lost relationship to another, until she had nowhere else to turn. Her life was about being remembered and being seen, it was what fullfilled her the most, and gave some purpose to such a fractured emotional existence. She was a vicious cycle, without an end in sight. Personally, I feel that if she had not been murdered that she would have committed suicide anyway in a matter of time. She wasn't happy here.....on earth.

I could name others who fall in to that same trap, the martyrs......



DIV

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

People say she was murdered in a coverup by Bobby Kennedy to protect his brother from scandal. They found a non-lethal does of tranquilizers in her blood during the autopsy, though there is no official cause of death. I've read up on her Marilyn Monroe and it seems to me from a clinical standpoint that she was emotionally disturbed, being that she had trouble keeping a steady relationship for any substantial length of time. She was in a sense able to be loved, but unable to accept other's love reciprocally. She was a lost soul, always running from one lost relationship to another, until she had nowhere else to turn. Her life was about being remembered and being seen, it was what fullfilled her the most, and gave some purpose to such a fractured emotional existence. She was a vicious cycle, without an end in sight. Personally, I feel that if she had not been murdered that she would have committed suicide anyway in a matter of time. She wasn't happy here.....on earth.

I could name others who fall in to that same trap, the martyrs......



DIV

Interesting thoughts. I've read her saying that shortly before her death in the last interview she had, which happened to be with the guy who wrote the book I read, she said she was very happy with where she was in her life, and that she felt she was just getting warmed up.

I agree that she had an emotional roller coaster of a life, and that she was a lost soul. Growing up in a foster home and not really knowing her parents, and basically being thrown into fame, everyone tugging her in whatever direction they could can take its toll on someone's disposition in life. It can be said that fame got the best of her when she was emotionally as fragile as a leaf. No one will know what was going through her mind, but from what I've read it's hard to believe she could've had it in her to end her own life. Even though she may have been emotionally unavailable, I think what she wanted most was to be loved, ironic as it may seem.

 

[DIVISION]

Even though she may have been emotionally unavailable, I think what she wanted most was to be loved, ironic as it may seem.

Therein lies the rub, she was always searching love, but she was unable to accept it and reciprocate it. For Marilyn Monroe, love was the impossible dream. The closer she got, the further away she felt, thus she pushed away from those who tried to love her. Running with no end in sight.



DIV

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Therein lies the rub, she was always searching love, but she was unable to accept it and reciprocate it. For Marilyn Monroe, love was the impossible dream. The closer she got, the further away she felt, thus she pushed away from those who tried to love her. Running with no end in sight.



DIV

Damn, we're smart.

 

[DIVISION]

Damn, we're smart.

Give me 10 minutes alone w/ Angelina Jolie and no limitations and I could tell you just about all the important things you'd want to know about her.




DIV

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Give me 10 minutes alone w/ Angelina Jolie and no limitations and I could tell you just about all the important things you'd want to know about her.




DIV

hmmmm don't do anything too crazy.

 

[DIVISION]

hmmmm don't do anything too crazy.

I told you before, blue eyes are a dealbreaker with me.

Let me put it this way, if I had an erection, Angelina Jolie would kill it.

It's more of a matter of what my penis likes, rather than what I choose to like.



DIV

 

[Daisy_]

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