You probably saw that before but anyway, it's still funny:
TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN...
10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR A NEW .22
9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD
8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES
7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR BACKUP
6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO
5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE
4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH
3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT
the number one way a handgun is better than a woman
1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN...
10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR A NEW .22
9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD
8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES
7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR BACKUP
6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO
5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE
4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH
3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT
the number one way a handgun is better than a woman
1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN