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Halloween Candy that I *hated*getting.

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* Fruit. WTF? I bet these are the same people who gave you clothes for your birthday when you were little. Wasted stop. People like this should be shot.

* Homemade goodies. WTFx2. We had to throw all that shit anyway, because the 80's were famous for the razorblades in apples. So we threw the shit back in their yards.

* Wax lips/harmonica/witches hat/etc.. Ok, WTFx3. Maybe I am wrong, but can someone PLEASE explain to me what we were suppose to do with this shit? I can understand wax coke bottles because you bite the tops off and suck the liquid out inside. But this shit was solid wax? I honestly didn't know what to do with it. You couldn't play the harmonica, it didn't make a sound. And I was stupid enough to bite off a piece and try chewing it before. It tasted like wax. What was this for? I mean really now?

* Candy sugar dots on the wax paper. I was never so uncool to eat this shit anyway.

* One year, I got SPAM. And that ain't no shit. Funny the next years, that house was suspiciously dark on Halloween nights.

* Once there was someone giving out condoms mixed in with the candy. Must have been a gag they did to make parents shit a brick. It worked. I was only 8 at the time.

* Fake finger nail once. Lee Press On Nails. It tasted like the SPAM from the previous year.

*Lik-M-Aid - the pixie stick wannabe.

* Easter Candy. Fucking stale hard marshmellow bunnies. We never let the kid whose Mom gave that out live it down. We also demanded the candy back he got from our houses.

* Mounds and Almond Joy candy bar. I ain't never like that shit. I don't know anyone who does either.

The very WORST, I mean, W O R S T thing I ever received was ...






Christian literature from the non-halloween faction. Damn, I don't even think curling is that low. Being 10 years old and seeing someone drop that in your pumpkin... I was like "damn, why can't you just give out money like the other neighbors that ain't got no candy?" But they would just stand there and smile and drop in your pumpkin like they were proud to recruit you. Like one of us was going to be stupid enough to just run home right away and go "Mom, look at what I got. Can we do this? Can you take me to, umm.. King... King - dom... Kingdom Hall. Kingdom Hall, mom, can we go?"

*slap*
 
In terms of candy, any fruits was a fuckin insult for all the god damn shit i gotta wear and milage i gotta walk.

the worst was old hard taffee which had cobwebs. I lost 2 teeth chewing on that shit but atleast I came out $20 bucks on top because the tooth fairy was doin some freelance work on halloween.
 
Here's a true story. When I was little, I went trick or treating and collected the biggest bag of candy that you can imagine. Then I sold it all to the other kids in the neighborhood. I never liked candy much - but I loved selling it, lol.
 
George Spellwin said:
Here's a true story. When I was little, I went trick or treating and collected the biggest bag of candy that you can imagine. Then I sold it all to the other kids in the neighborhood. I never liked candy much - but I loved selling it, lol.
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Always out to make a buck! lmao
 
LMAO...even at a young age George was thinking about a business and how to make money!


How about Pennies.....
 
Fuckin pennies! What the hell am I supposed to to with pennies? And you would get like two or three....Yippeeeeee! Fucks!
 
During the "trick-a-treating"ages, there was this period where it was the thing for crazy people in NYC to put needles & glass into candy & fruit. Thus, I wasn't allowed to take part in any trick-a-treating activities. My mom would bake cupcakes and buy us whatever candy we wanted. As long as she had candy corn, she was a happy lady.

Oh, and my Dad would give out coins. He had this BIG bowl of change (that took years to empty for many reasons). He would give a handful of change. It wasn't just pennies, he would give quarters, half-dollars, silver dollars& nickels as well.

Then we got this bad ass dog, and for liability reasons, stop opening the door for trick-a-treaters.
 
dannomight said:
those orange and black wrapped nasty sticky half ass peanut butter candies.
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That's the first thing that came to mind! Licorice. I hate licorice.
 
sfmonster said:
this says it all for me!
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Yep! Candied corn. I hated that stuff. Also, those fruit candy. They were slices of orange. Chewy and nasty.
 
Neither my sis or I have kids and my mother wants grandkids so bad she send my candy corn on Halloween to punish me! I just got my box yesterday, ever year I open it and try one to see if my taste will ever change. Every year I spit it out!
 
George Spellwin said:
Here's a true story. When I was little, I went trick or treating and collected the biggest bag of candy that you can imagine. Then I sold it all to the other kids in the neighborhood. I never liked candy much - but I loved selling it, lol.
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LMAO!
 
George Spellwin said:
Here's a true story. When I was little, I went trick or treating and collected the biggest bag of candy that you can imagine. Then I sold it all to the other kids in the neighborhood. I never liked candy much - but I loved selling it, lol.
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I was the sucker kid who bought it, things really haven't changed that much have they?
 
When I was little and wanted candy...I would go trick-or-treating. I didn't care if it was July. My neighbors thought it was hysterical and it worked. :chomp: :qt:
 
Yep - the worst:

- candy corn
- that weird black & orange wrapped stuff
- Christian literature --- no I do not need a quote from the Bible to complete my day.
 
sfmonster said:
I was the sucker kid who bought it, things really haven't changed that much have they?
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LOL
 
starfish said:
When I was little and wanted candy...I would go trick-or-treating. I didn't care if it was July. My neighbors thought it was hysterical and it worked. :chomp: :qt:
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Bad fish!! :velvett:


;)
 
one man on our block was a salesman for general foods corp. he gave out pop tarts every year. all the kids loved his house.

one old lady gave out homemade carmel covered apples. loved 'em.
 
I can't believe ya'll don't like Mary Janes (the orange and black wrapped candies), altough some where pretty hard, if you got good ones they were awesome. We had a guy in my neighboorhood that worked for Pepsi and handed out cans of soda every year.
 
-those orange and black wrapped nasty sticky half ass peanut butter candies

-candy corn

-little packages of Twizzlers black licorice (loved the red ones tho)

-those foamy candy peanut things

-little bags of sunflower seeds
 
first off how do you not like mounds and almond joys theyre great
i always loved getting snack bags like doritos n shit wed always hit the house up like 8 times that gave them out until theyd catch on n get pissed
and mary janes and pennies are tied for the worst, i hated those nasty ass things not only did they not taste good but it seemed like no matter who gave them out they were stale
 
Id have to agree with the nasty peanut type, not really peanut butter cant quite define it, like stale peanut taffy, just skanky peanut disgust wrapped in white waxpaper. If youve had them, you know how nasty they are, its definitely a trick, not a treat.
I need to start buying the shittiest candy to hand out to the lil bastards :evil:
 
OMG I had an crazy lady when I was ten who put some jesus literature in my bag and she was preaching and being really shitty to us so when we got to her gate four of us turned and pummeled her with raw eggs.

Candied apples. Who the fuck hands you an unwrapped candied apple? Dumb asses.

Corn bread. Fuckin' hicks.
 
the local P.E. teacher gave out huge homemade popcorn balls. Everyone in town hit that place. Once we even got the guts to hit it twice one year. he didn't notice hehe.
 
:lmao: @ AAP

Dentist in our neighbourhood would give out tooth brush and mini tooth paste every year. I lived in a pretty well to do neighbourhood growing up so people gave out full size candy bars and stuff.
 
when i was a kid my mom wouodnt let us eat homemade stuff either
but one thing that i always hated was that corn candy stuff
or any chocolate "mint" flavored stuff
my mom woud let us have 2 or 3 pieces at a time so it would last longer
well after a while all the good stuff was gone and you were stuck with the crappy candy
i always hated that
 
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