Had you lied to get va ja ja?

[chazk]

Lied about how much money you have or had , your job position , your house , things you have done , things you want to do , things you wish you did .

You know lies to get va ja ja .

If so what were some of the really crazy lies you told

 

[ponyfitness]

I lied once with a couple of friends and said I was a cornerback in the CFL. The girl was drunk and ugly enough that she was actually impressed.

 

[mwm5]

yes.....nuff said

 

[SpyWizard]

did she lie about how big her breast were?? or how old she was? or how much she weighted??

I say.. game on..

 

[RottenWillow]

Yes. I'm pretty sure she lied about the same thing though, so it's all good.

 

[ponyfitness]

If you're just looking to get laid you can literally make up anything you want. Especially if you're willing to get a hotel room just to hit it.

"I'm a travelling diamond broker who loves to travel, dance salsa, cook and spend time with my 2 year old niece at my villa in Switzerland when I'm not in town."

*panties drop*

 

[wills_got_rythm]

I am a drummer, have been for a long time...one time I told this chick that I was a road drummer in a band that toured in east TX and that I would tour for a few months and then come back home and work a regular job for a few months. She was all in to the whole music thing. I got lucky that night and then a few nights after that for a while!

 

[Cardinal Slin]

everyone has

 

[ricco561]

Lied about how much money you have or had , your job position , your house , things you have done , things you want to do , things you wish you did .

You know lies to get va ja ja .

If so what were some of the really crazy lies you told

Does a bear shit in the woods?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Is Pick 3 gay?
Come on. What kind of question is that?

 

[-Ariel-]

I once told a girl that I was a punt returner for the Jacksonville Jaguars...
She bought it though.
I was pretty hammered.
That was a flat out lie.
However I think all exaggerate.

 

[Jocques Straap]

I have this fake MLB players card. It's so obvious that it's fake, I mean I just scanned a real card, and changed the name and printed it on business card paper on my trusty HP printer. I use the card to skip the line and the cover charge at clubs, to park free in the players parking area at sporting events. I've actually used it to get into some crazy high class parties and events for free. It's turn out to be very handy.

Anyways, I've gotten laid a couple times because of it. But I don't think it was the lie that sealed the deal. I'm not one to lie to chicks. A relationship that starts with lies, is bound for failure. So many people try to be something their not to attract the opposite sex, it may work initially but sooner of later the lies have to stop and the truth is never as fun, resulting in a failed relationship. If a girl doesn't accept me for who I am, that's her problem, not mine. There are plenty of girls out there that will accept me for who I am, and I will be much happier with one of them anyways.

One of my friends on the other hand, will make up a new story for every girl he meets. I can't even keep track of them all, when the girls ask me about it.

 

[calveless wonder]

Not really. I have embellished a few things before, mostly to avoid embarrassment in certain situations. I'm to the point for the most part. I don't need to be someone I'm not to get girls.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Not really. I have embellished a few things before, mostly to avoid embarrassment in certain situations. I'm to the point for the most part. I don't need to be someone I'm not to get girls.

You lie about being straight.

 

[nimbus]

i lie all the time about my age =/

my friends and i also once pretended to be the christian hardcore band Underoath. not sure why, but it was hilarious and effective

 

[shrimp poboy]

I tell girls im a penis double for mandango

 

[flex229]

when i go to europe, ive been known to tell girls that i'm a "shortstop for the tampa bay bucaneers." they dont know dick about baseball in europe.

or when im in mexico,,i tell them i "play pro football for the colorado rockies." they dont know dick about football in mexico.

fuck it,,there's no shame in my game..if women are gonna be shallow,,im gonna exploit it.