Had my own Karla night

[theoak01]

cheffy is no longer the only one who had a run in with a Karla like bitch.

apparently I took one for the team last night so my buddy could get ass,and lets say it wasnt pretty,thankfully I was so drunk I dont remember shit,so for all I know they are fucking with me cuz I woke up on his couch nowhere near anyone.

atleast I hope nothing happened, blah

KARLA

 

[*MissFit*]

yiks..

 

[hamstershaver]

did you get some?

 

[theoak01]

ya Im pretty creeped out by it,and the damn bitch is telling everyone in residence I know that we fucked,damn skank.

hopefully I had whiskey dick lol

 

[theoak01]

did you get some?

you would have liked her,she was a plumper, and I have no idea man,I had no kitty smell nor did my dick have the sex stank,so I say no

 

[*MissFit*]

Maybe she licked ur stick when she was done

you would have liked her,she was a plumper, and I have no idea man,I had no kitty smell nor did my dick have the sex stank,so I say no

 

[theoak01]

Maybe she licked ur stick when she was done

damn thats sick

when I woke up my buddy said she left her panties for me,and I ran and barfed

 

[EnderJE]

Karla? I don't get it. Holomoka?

 

[Rex]

Well let's hope you didn't. You need to decide whether it's better to be the guy with whiskey dick or the guy who boned that chick. I personally would go with the prior of the 2.

I hooked up with an ugly ass broad at a club on New Year's. I was too tanked to even know it. My buddies, bless their hearts, prevented me from doing anything more than hooking up with her.

 

[theoak01]

Well let's hope you didn't. You need to decide whether it's better to be the guy with whiskey dick or the guy who boned that chick. I personally would go with the prior of the 2.

I hooked up with an ugly ass broad at a club on New Year's. I was too tanked to even know it. My buddies, bless their hearts, prevented me from doing anything more than hooking up with her.

I dont remember so Im going with whiskey dick guy.
and you got good friends mang,my buddies would let me if I was playin wingman.

Ender-search for chefwides thread about karla

 

[EnderJE]

I dont remember so Im going with whiskey dick guy.
and you got good friends mang,my buddies would let me if I was playin wingman.

Ender-search for chefwides thread about karla

Got it...but you just slept with a fugly girl while tanked...what's the big deal?

 

[JustJacked]

when I woke up my buddy said she left her panties for me,and I ran and barfed

you still got em? be honest!

 

[Raptorex]

cheffy is no longer the only one who had a run in with a Karla like bitch.

apparently I took one for the team last night so my buddy could get ass,and lets say it wasnt pretty,thankfully I was so drunk I dont remember shit,so for all I know they are fucking with me cuz I woke up on his couch nowhere near anyone.

atleast I hope nothing happened, blah

KARLA

Happy Valentine's Day!
http://www.cdc.gov/std/Gonorrhea/STDFact-gonorrhea.htm#treatment

 

[theoak01]

1 I doubt I nailed her,as I was black out drunk so usually whiskey dick sets in by then

2 there were no panties they were fucking with me

3 thanks for the link it fucked my comp up

 

[Raptorex]

^^^
You may want to trade in that Sinclair 1000...

 

[SoKlueles]

um my name is Karla

 

[Rex]

I dont remember so Im going with whiskey dick guy.
and you got good friends mang,my buddies would let me if I was playin wingman.

Ender-search for chefwides thread about karla

Sounds like you have it under control. Though I bet you still feel dirty. I felt dirty for a good 3 days. I hooked up with a girl when ball dropped. Gorgeous, but her bf was 5' away. Didn't know they were together, but he shot me some cocky looks [which I deserved] which prompted me to want to fight him. I wound up hooking up with the ugly chick later on, but it calmed me down, so my friends were glad I was calm and let it go. Didn't know either one's name.

I feel dirty just thinking about it. Rightfully so.

 

[theoak01]

Sounds like you have it under control. Though I bet you still feel dirty. I felt dirty for a good 3 days. I hooked up with a girl when ball dropped. Gorgeous, but her bf was 5' away. Didn't know they were together, but he shot me some cocky looks [which I deserved] which prompted me to want to fight him. I wound up hooking up with the ugly chick later on, but it calmed me down, so my friends were glad I was calm and let it go. Didn't know either one's name.

I feel dirty just thinking about it. Rightfully so.

ya man very dirty,my buddies and I just call it the Karla incident,mainly cuz I dont know her name,and I told them the cheffy story and they agree its karla worthy

soklu-it wasnt you lol,this bitch was nasty and a plumper,I know hammy is into that but Im sure your not,so your safe from ever being involved in a karla incident story

 

[EnderJE]

um my name is Karla

OOOoooo....now I want a Karla night...

 

[JustJacked]

ya man very dirty,my buddies and I just call it the Karla incident,mainly cuz I dont know her name,and I told them the cheffy story and they agree its karla worthy

soklu-it wasnt you lol,this bitch was nasty and a plumper,I know hammy is into that but Im sure your not,so your safe from ever being involved in a karla incident story

Oak, your hilarious bro. next time Im in the toronto area Im gonna take you out to get smashed and pick up some girls you wont be embarased about! we roll deep!

 

[theoak01]

lol sounds good bro.

my karla days are over

 

[jerseyart]

lol sounds good bro.

my karla days are over

Can I get her number then?

 

[theoak01]

Can I get her number then?

dude she lives next door to my friend in residence,Ill take your ass to her front door

 

[jerseyart]

dude she lives next door to my friend in residence,Ill take your ass to her front door

You're a good bor. If there is ever anythign you need...well...I probably won't do it, but I swear I'll be all apologetic and shit like...damn man, I really wish I could, but I'm short this week, I just donated all my spare cash to an orphanage, I wish you hit me up before that bor.

You'll totally feel good about the whole experience, even about my not giving you the cash.

Im good like that

 

[theoak01]

You're a good bor. If there is ever anythign you need...well...I probably won't do it, but I swear I'll be all apologetic and shit like...damn man, I really wish I could, but I'm short this week, I just donated all my spare cash to an orphanage, I wish you hit me up before that bor.

You'll totally feel good about the whole experience, even about my not giving you the cash.

Im good like that

I need guys like you around lol

 

[EnderJE]

I need guys like you around lol

lol...it would of been better if you had a Ken incident...

 

[wootoom]

congrats OAK its better then work isnt it?

 

[Sassy69]

cheffy is no longer the only one who had a run in with a Karla like bitch.

apparently I took one for the team last night so my buddy could get ass,and lets say it wasnt pretty,thankfully I was so drunk I dont remember shit,so for all I know they are fucking with me cuz I woke up on his couch nowhere near anyone.

atleast I hope nothing happened, blah

KARLA

You might want to get that thang checked out just in case you spent the night w/ Karla the Krab.

 

[jerseyart]

congrats OAK its better then work isnt it?

Yeah, the girls usually kick his ass at work.

This one may not have even touched him

 

[JustJacked]

I need guys like you around lol

dude, youve got to come party in t.o. go to the government or some place like the docks, the girls just flock. and no war pigs either! you wont have to do any work. it rocks!

 

[theoak01]

dude, youve got to come party in t.o. go to the government or some place like the docks, the girls just flock. and no war pigs either! you wont have to do any work. it rocks!

I miss going to guv,with work every weekend its a rare thing to get out,but I plan on a day off soon to go.

ender-your sick

Sassy-I agree

 

[ChefWide]

OH

MY

GOD









Using karla as a moniker for FatHairyColdSweatyBellyHunchbackCleftPalletteSex is like making jokes about a tumor.

dude... the HORROR.


Follow sassy's advice: Penecillin, Penecillin, Penecillin!


Oh, and i hear that in the space of about 72 hours, radical ECT can erase the memory completely.

good luck man. I wish i had known, i would have broken your leg for you.

 

[theoak01]

OH

MY

GOD

Using karla as a moniker for FatHairyColdSweatyBellyHunchbackCleftPalletteSex is like making jokes about a tumor.

dude... the HORROR.


Follow sassy's advice: Penecillin, Penecillin, Penecillin!


Oh, and i hear that in the space of about 72 hours, radical ECT can erase the memory completely.

good luck man. I wish i had known, i would have broken your leg for you.

lol ya man not pretty at all,from now on when fuglies are around I will either not drink or give myself alcohol poisoning so Im unconcious

 

[ChefWide]

lol ya man not pretty at all,from now on when fuglies are around I will either not drink or give myself alcohol poisoning so Im unconcious

You could carry a SaltPeter cap around like the old spy movies and their Cyanide Tablettes... if you see an impeding Karlasaurus Incident, pop the cap and stifle the wood.

Good luck, oak.