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theoak01

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just like in ace ventura.

heres the deal,Im working tonight,standing on a elevated platform since im a short fucker. anyway this girl is dancing beside me,Im not paying much attention,only a few quick glances,doesnt look bad from the side,nice petite body. I get back to doing my job,then as shes dancing she rubs my inner thigh a few times. Im smiling away,and then I look over to my boy who is busting a nut laughing,Im all like wtf,I wave him over.

he comes over and between the laughs informs me that shes a tranny. Im like no fucking way,he is all like look at that jawline and the adams apple.

I almost fucking puked,then I move like 10 ft away and all night he kept giving me smiles and would occasionally grab my ass as it walked by.

The dirt wont come off.
 
TheOak01 said:
just like in ace ventura.

heres the deal,Im working tonight,standing on a elevated platform since im a short fucker. anyway this girl is dancing beside me,Im not paying much attention,only a few quick glances,doesnt look bad from the side,nice petite body. I get back to doing my job,then as shes dancing she rubs my inner thigh a few times. Im smiling away,and then I look over to my boy who is busting a nut laughing,Im all like wtf,I wave him over.

he comes over and between the laughs informs me that shes a tranny. Im like no fucking way,he is all like look at that jawline and the adams apple.

I almost fucking puked,then I move like 10 ft away and all night he kept giving me smiles and would occasionally grab my ass as it walked by.

The dirt wont come off.
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lol.. thats nasty
 
Wow, and I thought I had a bad night because a fat goth chic who just turned 21 would not stop begging me for a Harley ride. But now I feel better about it, thanks! :D
 
That's gross man. I don't know what would possess people to do something like that. Lucky your friend bailed you out & it didn't go further. The most traumatizing experience is probably finding a cock on what you thought was a girl :S.
 
The Red Dragon said:
That's gross man. I don't know what would possess people to do something like that. Lucky your friend bailed you out & it didn't go further. The most traumatizing experience is probably finding a cock on what you thought was a girl :S.
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yeah rob how far would you have gone with that chick/ em man/em chick.... no man,, wait no chick. that HE/SHE , if your buddy never pulled you out. ??
 
could be worse, I had a friend who got bombed one night and made out with one on the ride home. He brought that 'thing' home with him (where there were about 6 other guys not nearly as drunk as he) whereupon we informed him that his girl had a weiner :) It was down hill from there

BB
 
That story would of been a whole lot funnier if it progressed further. Tell your buddy that your geeky intraweb D&D buddies tell him to fuck off next time.
 
lol maybe thats what trannys do, they make sure they have a nice ass so you keep staring it instead of looking up and seeing the adams apple bobbing up and down
 
SoKlueles said:
lol maybe thats what trannys do, they make sure they have a nice ass so you keep staring it instead of looking up and seeing the adams apple bobbing up and down
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you sound like you know what your talking about there klu :worried:
 
lol oak i can see through this thread like a cheap suit...
folks he is testing the waters with a much watered-down version of the events.
he took the "girl" home, started making out with "her", went for the supposive bean and when he came up with a frank, he looked around, saw nobody looking, and finished the deviant act. sick fuck, proly better that you don't come to windsor, we just wouldn't have much in common
 
bran987 said:
lol that's hilarious oak, I had that experience in tijuana, don't ever go there
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i've had quite a few experiences there, no geigh ones though, you can spot those trannys from a mile away.. been arrested, and attacked before though.
 
TheOak01 said:
just like in ace ventura.

heres the deal,Im working tonight,standing on a elevated platform since im a short fucker. anyway this girl is dancing beside me,Im not paying much attention,only a few quick glances,doesnt look bad from the side,nice petite body. I get back to doing my job,then as shes dancing she rubs my inner thigh a few times. Im smiling away,and then I look over to my boy who is busting a nut laughing,Im all like wtf,I wave him over.

he comes over and between the laughs informs me that shes a tranny. Im like no fucking way,he is all like look at that jawline and the adams apple.

I almost fucking puked,then I move like 10 ft away and all night he kept giving me smiles and would occasionally grab my ass as it walked by.

The dirt wont come off.
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:spit:Bwaaaaahahahahaha!!!

PWN3D by a tranny!:lmao: Sorry to hear it bro!!:FRlol:
 
I find it all funny as fuck now, and honestly if he didnt say it was a dude id have never known,it looked like a decent looking chic,I probably woulda taken it home,then beat it to a pulp if I discovered.

Im totally anti tranny, no fucking way can you justify tricking someone into thinking your a chick if your a dude.
 
TheOak01 said:
I find it all funny as fuck now, and honestly if he didnt say it was a dude id have never known,it looked like a decent looking chic,I probably woulda taken it home,then beat it to a pulp if I discovered.

Im totally anti tranny, no fucking way can you justify tricking someone into thinking your a chick if your a dude.
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I keep picturing Ace Ventura after his discovery! LMAO!!

"Your gun is digging into my hip.":sick:
 
One summer in college I had a job at a sandwich joint. I was standing out back taking a break when I saw what I thought were two beautiful long haired blonde chicks in hip-hugger jeans kissing under a lamp post in the parking lot. I was admiring the ass of the one with her back turned to me, when she turned around and I saw from the scraggly beard that she was a dude.

I wanted to put my eyes out with a meat skewer.
 
get a real life tranny but dont tell him untill he takes it home and finds out on his own!!! then call his stupid ass and tell him he has been owned!!! bwahahaha
 
i saw this thing on tv with this "chick" and honestly "she" was a good looking "chick"
...and yep... turns out he's a "she"
ppl r fucked up.... i was semi-hard i will admit...:worried: jk
 
TheOak01 said:
just like in ace ventura.

heres the deal,Im working tonight,standing on a elevated platform since im a short fucker. anyway this girl is dancing beside me,Im not paying much attention,only a few quick glances,doesnt look bad from the side,nice petite body. I get back to doing my job,then as shes dancing she rubs my inner thigh a few times. Im smiling away,and then I look over to my boy who is busting a nut laughing,Im all like wtf,I wave him over.

he comes over and between the laughs informs me that shes a tranny. Im like no fucking way,he is all like look at that jawline and the adams apple.

I almost fucking puked,then I move like 10 ft away and all night he kept giving me smiles and would occasionally grab my ass as it walked by.

The dirt wont come off.
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you liked it, admit it
 
mikey -ya got me dude I loved it

fantom-I miss the old school guys to,they need to come back

mm-eat it the avs lost biatch
 
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