In my office, there's an executive washroom. You need the key to get in and the door is kept locked all the time. it's a NICE bathroom. and the only people who have access to the key are supposed to be the CEO, CFO, President, director of purchasing, VP of sales, Human resources director, the recruiter, office manager, and me (marketing director).
There's another bathroom right near it that's also nice, but everyone has access to it, so it's not always as clean or as nice.
anyway, once in a while I get to the executive one and the person who last used it didn't shut the door behind them when they left, so anyone could go right in.
There's this new guy in sales. he's very nice, but he's one of those people that if you say you like karaoke, he claims to have been in a rock band. you say you got a ticket, he says he used to race cars. you say you need to make dinner, he claims to have been an executive chef (he's 32). He thinks he knows everything and stopped at my desk and started editing something i'm doing. Meanwhile, for part of his job, i'm his supervisor...
Today, he must have seen the executive bathroom open, cause he used it. I didn't know, got to the door with the key, and opened it wide open. there he was, pants around his ankles, sitting on the bowl.
Hai!
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I swear to God I'd have to quit the job, I couldn't talk to the guy without blushing furiously. I don't even like walking in on my husband when he's on the throne, and he freaking leaves the door partly open most of the time, like he's trying to fucking trap me or something (he thinks it's an utter riot that I still blush and get all embarrassed).
