Why? I thought you were sure I didn't have one. BTW, I'd rather light it on fire and drive it into a lake than sell it to you.
As for the standard (and expected) "dick size" comments, it would be more realistic to think that people who comment on the size of anOTHER person's penis because he drives an expensive car or wears an expensive watch or lives in an expensive house are really more concerned and insecure with the size of THEIR penises. Like you should NOT buy a Ferrari or a Hummer or a Porsche because some loser that can't afford one is gonna think you have a small dick?
LOL!