H1 vs H2 Hummers

[Spectre]

Wait, I know. How about you construct a giant penis on wheels that you ride around in, that has "actual size" printed on the side of it. It will have an engine the size of Endeavor that runs on disease vaccines and babies. Then you don't even have to worry about which car you get and everyone will get the picture.

I'd buy it..

 

[jerkbox]

lmao......

Wait, I know. How about you construct a giant penis on wheels that you ride around in, that has "actual size" printed on the side of it. It will have an engine the size of Endeavor that runs on disease vaccines and babies. Then you don't even have to worry about which car you get and everyone will get the picture.

 

[KAYNE]

PEOPLE WHO THINK A VEHICLE SOMEHOW RELATES TO DICK SIZE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.

 

[KAYNE]

I'LL BET BABYDOC WILL DISPUTE THAT.

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

PEOPLE WHO THINK A VEHICLE SOMEHOW RELATES TO DICK SIZE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.

men w/small dicks drive porsches

forget the H2s or H1s... get a jeep.

 

[manny78]

I PM'd you. You can also tak to Kel, she drives it daily. It is a beast and except for when it gets to the 100's here (Arizona) because it doesn't have good front window tinting, it is the most fun to drive.

concerns:

speed/accel: with the turbodiesel it gets up there plenty fast for anyone driving around in a vehicle with a GVR of 12,500. I have used it to blaze to the hospital and had it up at 80MPH no problem- people get the Fuck out of your way.

mileage: diesel is cheaper and it easily gets 13MPG at worst. Gas cost/mile is about the same as my 2002 911 C4s

repair costs: If you have an good mechanic (average GM trucks) he can fix it easy, sometimes you have to order a part or two which are twice the cost that they should be but they get there fast.

Uniqueness : we're talking about a $110,000 SUV here. It gets more looks and thumbs up than anything I have EVER driven.

Parking : wherever you want. No one can tow you anyway.

anyway PM/ e-mail me or Kel

If it wasn't for the fact that I can't park a Hummer where I live (it's forbidden in 95% of the streets) I would buy yours, even if I still think you're a dick....lol

 

[KAYNE]

I'LL BET BABYDOC WILL DISPUTE THAT.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AFTER THE PORCHE COMMENT, NOT BEFORE.

 

[rsnoble]

Since I do sheetmetal work im thinking of ripping the body of an old 4x4blazer I got and build a complete custom body for it. Something looking similar to a H1 but smaller. I also have a little ford festive that I chopped the top off and made a convertible out of. People are like-whats that? Oh its a bmw import about 15 years old....ha ha.

 

[thebabydoc]

If it wasn't for the fact that I can't park a Hummer where I live (it's forbidden in 95% of the streets) I would buy yours, even if I still think you're a dick....lol

Why? I thought you were sure I didn't have one. BTW, I'd rather light it on fire and drive it into a lake than sell it to you.

As for the standard (and expected) "dick size" comments, it would be more realistic to think that people who comment on the size of anOTHER person's penis because he drives an expensive car or wears an expensive watch or lives in an expensive house are really more concerned and insecure with the size of THEIR penises. Like you should NOT buy a Ferrari or a Hummer or a Porsche because some loser that can't afford one is gonna think you have a small dick?
LOL!

 

[powerforward]

so what should guys with big penis's drive?