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Spunky

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THe guy that works the counter at nights in my gym hates me because his gf wants me.. well I went in tonight to workout, and I went to the counter to get a water. He slammed the water on the counter and threw my change at me........ so I said. "damn good service you get in here, I bet the owner would be interested to here about this." and he said.. "If the owner finds out about this, I'll get you kicked out of the gym for supplying steroids to everybody." .......... so im between a rock and a hard place. I don't sale steroids but I also don't want a bunch of rumors getting started. All i said was.. "I don't know anything about steroids." and walked off...... but what can i do? I can't beat his ass in the gym, I'll lose my membership. He weighs maybe 165lbs.. cut but not big by no means. and he has been telling people it doesn't matter how big I am, he'll fight me. Only thing im worried about is he won't fight fair..... he'll have his little drug buddies to jump in. He had them all staring me down tonight trying to intimidate me... should I tell the owner about this or take care of it outside of the gym.. or just move gyms??
 
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ball him up or be a punk ... the choice is yours. If he has you worried at all he has already kicked your ass so you should probably change gyms .

"im worried about is he won't fight fair..... he'll have his little drug buddies to jump in. He had them all staring me down tonight trying to intimidate me... should I tell the owner about this or take care of it outside of the gym.. or just move gyms??"
 
I would bring my friends Easton and TPX to even the affair bro. :D Seriously just talk to the prick about the problem, then if u cant solve it beat his ass while he is behind the counter and join another gym. -peace
 
ooooooh hellllll no its "smackdown thursday"lay the smackdown on his candyass...listen to some wwf music before you go to the gym get pumped up...then go to the gym and go up to him and say "who in the blue hell are you"?!!then show him the finger and stun him...and start yelling oooooooooooh yeeeeeeeaaaaa...3 times..ok not 2 but 3times.....then make him say that he is a insect..make him say it 3 times and after the say he is a insect make him yell oooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeea after he gets down saying he is a insect...dont forget 3 times he has to say oooooooh yeeeeeeeeea and he iam a insect....then slap him..4 times....not 3 but 4 times..make him scream...and when oyu are yelling at him do it "ultrastyle"..like when you are talking like this a example...

"ultratalk"style.....you have to keep saying what...
hey kid you got a problem?!!what!!!!!you fuckin insect..what!!!your mom!!!!damn right!!!!!..sucka what!!!damn right....then slap him..and say what!!!...and say i see your knees shakeing you know why sucka?!!!!cuz you a insect...what!!!!!ooooooh yyyeeeeeeea..then slap him again....and say "AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE SUCKA"!!!...got it?!!what?!!!
bro just slap him and show him the finger..get your respect!!!damn it you hear me what?!!!!yea thats right get your respect...make him cry....call him a bitch 5 times.....
 
you""and before you leave say do you smell it?

the insect""what bro i dont smell notthingg..

you"""whaaaaaaaaatt!!!!!!

then leave....
 
ooooooh hellllll no its "smackdown thursday"lay the smackdown on his candyass...listen to some wwf music before you go to the gym get pumped up...then go to the gym and go up to him and say "who in the blue hell are you"?!!then show him the finger and stun him...and start yelling oooooooooooh yeeeeeeeaaaaa...3 times..ok not 2 but 3times.....then make him say that he is a insect..make him say it 3 times and after the say he is a insect make him yell oooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeea after he gets down saying he is a insect...dont forget 3 times he has to say oooooooh yeeeeeeeeea and he iam a insect....then slap him..4 times....not 3 but 4 times..make him scream...and when oyu are yelling at him do it "ultrastyle"..like when you are talking like this a example...

that has to be of the funniest things i've heard all day. just picture that, having some little boy calling himself an insect. damn that's funny
 
oh god please don't switch gyms. You can't let a little punk like that walk all over you! First go to the owner and tell him whats up, tell him your not worried cause he won't be able to produce anybody that said you sold them roids, except for maybe his friends who don't seem that credible anyways. Believe me the owner is more concerned about his customers than his employees! Then let everybody in the gym now when and where you're going to kick the little fucks ass, and let everybody come watch so he can't pull any dirty shit. And after you break his jaw and knock him unconcious...piss on his face.
 
Fuck him up or be a Punk. He's telling people he will fight you and you know about this??? Your worried if he will fight fair, street fighting is not a sport. Theres no rules, either he will fuck you up or you will fuck him up.
If your already worried about a little twirp like that you probably should just leave it alone.
Dont want you to get hurt, now do we.:bawling:
 
damn it!!!!!"spunkY".....you man!!!if yes go up to him and get the respect!!!look him right into his eyes and do what i said.....make him tap out wwf style..."ultrastyle"!!!what!!!...oooooh yeeeea...kick the insects ass....look yourself in the mirror...hey DAMN IT!!get up and look...tell me what you see...a man?or a insect?...if you a man go get the respect...
 
go yell at him if he hits you then hit him back...knock the little shit out...yell at him!!!make sure you see fear in his eyes...he is acting hard...make him act like a insect because thats what he is.....
 
NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THE GYM, BRING TWO OR THREE BRO'S AND GO RIGHT UP TO HIM AND LOUD ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO TURN AROUND TELL HIM TO FOLLOW YOU OUTSIDE AND HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS! IF HE REFUSES CALL HIM A PUSSY, GO DO YOUR WORKOUT, AND AFTER EACH SET GO AND CALL HIM A PUSSY, TAKE ANY AND ALL PRIDE RIGHT OUT OF HIM!!!:mad:
 
That is the exact reason I took MA for so many years. I learned standup fighting fo 10 yrs and now going on 5 years of Jui-jitsu.

I would calmly tell him you heard that he wanted to fight and pick the place and time. I would tell him to bring all his friends to watch him get his ass wooped not once, but as many times as he has the stamina for. I would tell him that I need the cardio, and he will need the lesson......

I'd also make sure he had medical insurance for the compound fracture of his left elbow he is going to have at the end of the night......

TD
 
Spunky said:
so I said. "damn good service you get in here, I bet the owner would be interested to here about this." and he said.. "If the owner finds out about this, I'll get you kicked out of the gym for supplying steroids to everybody." .......... so im between a rock and a hard place. I don't sale steroids but I also don't want a bunch of rumors getting started.

To begin with, why are you worried about rumors....if you really don't sell, what the hell do you have to worry about. Let's just hope that isn't the case?? Let him tell the owner, and then ask the owner to present you with one person you have sold to. Futhermore, if the guy doesn't like you, don't you think he has already spouted his mouth of already?

Lastly, you could beat the piss out of him, which would be funny. However, being that users are construed as "meatheads" anyway, don't contribute to the stereotype. Believe me, it takes a bigger man to tell him to shove off. The punk would probably charge you anyways. If you stay at his gym, try to get his girl, now that would be revenge. Then tell him how you spouted all over her, heh heh :p
 
Kick his ass Sea-Bass!!!
I hope you don't switch gyms because of some punk. I think that would look even worse then getting your ass kicked by him. Chances are you'll end up calling him out and he'll back down, Call on his punk bluff. Good luck :D
 
If his bitch goes to the gym, just hit on her everytime you see her. If that doesn't make him wanna fight then just fuck his woman and call him a pussy everytime you go to the gym.
Later
 
Spunky said:
see u guys don't understand.. im 20 years old.. he's a minor. im not looking for jail time.

bro...you would get at the most a week in jail......i have done this before and was out the next day......kick the shit outta the little prick and then take his girl:)
 
I say fuck him up the ass, I bet he won't say shit then and he will probably quit his job so you don't do it again. :lmao:
Seriously though, I would tell the manager and if you are not really selling shit then you don't have anything to worry about cuz he can't prove jack. Then after he gets fired fuck his girl just for spite.
 
Personally I'd beat the shit out of him, have sex with his girl, then change gyms...Now that is not fighting fair...lol
junior21
 
Deal with it like a man and not an adolescent. Go to the owner and explain the whole thing. If he threatens you or does anything in front of witnesses, consider legal action against him and/or the gym. Also, a simple call from a lawyer to the owner can do wonders. Don't get involved in some macho, meet behind the gym at six type of crap- this isn't hollywood. Be an adult and use the resources available to you against him.
 
Here's what you do:
Swallow 50 tabs of Anadrol, go and wreck your car causing thousands worth of damage, have someone else bone your girl.....:mad:
If you still aint mad, get fired from your job, tirp over a cardboard box in public and so people laugh at you.:D
Then have the vagabond that lives in that cardboard box sue your ass for breaking and entering:(
Sell up all your personal belongings and possessions including your house to pay for the law suit.:mad:
Swallow 50 more A-Bombs.....
Now your suitably aggressive and :mad: the minor behind the counter will shit his pants when he sees the look in your eye. Shit, tell him he'll only have to look at you the wrong way b4 you rip out his eyes and piss on his brain. When you say this, say it through clenched teeth and keep your voice low. Bearly above a whisper.
After you've de-stressed yourself by pumping up in the gym, on your way out, approach him, grab his collar and pull him close to you, so it's nose to nose. And tell him:
"There is one more thing" cue minor to gulp....
Slowly reach into your inside jacket pocket and pull out.... a black G-string. Hold it aloft between your thumb and forefinger for all to see. And tell him "Your woman forgot these last night!"
Watch him:bawling:

Of course then you got the problem of no job, money, car or life. Alternatively you could write a formal letter to the manager requesting you speak in more detail at his convenience, otherwise you'll be providing your custom elsewhere. You watch him call you up in a New York minute!!

Whatever method u choose, be sure to let us know the outcome.
 
You're kidding right? You honestly don't know what to do? You're a man ain't ya? Kick a bone clean out of the little SOBs ass. Seriously, whoop his ass!
 
I would have spit in his face!!! Laughed at him and asked him- "How does it feel to know when your "making love" to your girlfriend, all she's thinking of is how she wants me to fuck her like a dirty slut??? Ever wonder why she closes her eyes?? It's cause she picturing me doing shit to her she' only ever dared to fantasize about. Yoou know what...................... I just may do them to her!!"

OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
the second that little piece of shit slammed the water on the table and u said he threw change at u...well thats assault and u have probable cause to kick his ass. i would have made him eat his teeth so fast it wouldnt even be funny... by the end of the assbeating i would be giving him he would be saying....ENOUGH ENOUGH TAKE MY GIRL FUCK HER SILLY ANYTHING BUT JUST STOP FUCKING ME UP PLEASE!!!!!!! USE THOSE GUNZ BABY :destroy: - LEX
 
Don't live in fear.

Never fight fair, fight to win.

Last guy that called me out was alot bigger. He took a swing at me thinking He would knock me out with one punch. He fought alot and always beat guys up usually never swinging more than three times.

He took his swing missed and I dotted his face and stunned him. He rushed in, I gained control of his upper body and kicked him in the nuts.

He dropped to his Knee and I grapped his throat and started chocking him and wispered in his ear, "I own you and you are going to die." I chocked until he started to go out then let go. He was real scared.

He came the next day and appologized. He said that I did not fight fair.

My martial arts motto... The art of winning...Don't fight fair, fight to win.

First approach him and tell him to give you respect and don't f@#@ with you. Let him decide if you will need to defend yourself.
 
Fuck his chick BEFORE you get him fired. Just watch out for your car. Little shits like this love to fuck with people's cars.
 
well all these storys were very funny and amusing but seriously .....just tell the owner and talk things out ....dont touch him unless he touches you ...this is your gym and you have to go there 5 times a week and u dont want 2 go to jail over some thing stupid .....of course all these funny comments and jokes where all coming from people who never been to jail or prison ....but i dont see no law against fucking his girl so... wax that ass ...wax that ass :horny: :fro:
 
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Wear a mask - walk up to him - and take his fucking eyes out with a four-finger eye gouge.
Then you will never see him at the gym and you will most likely be fucking his woman soon.
 
Bro talk to the owner also send a letter(legal reasons) saying in detail what the guy is doing wrong. Whenever you put something on paper it becomes a powerful legal tool for you. Whatever you do don't feed into the guy let him f$#k himself. Believe me he doesn't want to lose his job, as soon as the owner talks to him he'll relize you got him. If he try's to start something out in public, then ofcourse defend yourself. DON"T start anything first, or it'll be you going to jail not him. The weights suck in jail nowadays and Commisary doesn't carry any juice or protein. If you don't want deal with any of this then switch gyms.....I wouldn't though. Be smart bro.
 
im still a minor and i use to box ill break his glass jaw in one punch,do i need to take a flight to texas for ya?
 
Lots of different things you can do.

But whatever you do, you need to do something instead of just sitting there and taking his shit.
I for one would talk to the owner. Let him know what's up and let him know that he is ultimately responsible for his employee's actions.

If that little shit keeps pressing it, fuck his world up. If you do get in trouble with the law you can always turn it around on the little punk and say that he kept pushing you. You even have the gym owner to verify your story that you tried to work things out peacefully but he continued to antagonize you.

If you're worried about his punk ass friends, buy some mace or pepper spray. Spray all those little punks and proceed to start passing out ass whoopings. It works great, I always use it when out numbered. I'll the dude or he'll tell me where to meet. He'll usually show up with his friends. First thing I do is spray everyone. It's a crowd pleaser. I one time got my ass kicked by a couple of bouncer's at a small bar because some guy thought I was looking at his ugly girlfriend. Well I walked back in and sprayed everyone within reach and kicked the bouncers in the balls.

But these are extremes that should only be used as a last resort. If diplomacy fails, violence is the ultimate rectifier.

oh yeah, don't forget to fuck his girlfriend.:D
 
Next time you see him- walk up and ask hi if his g/f's pussy tastes diffenent lately... then tell him not to worry he's probably just tasting your JIZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Whatever you do, don't bring your gear at the gym. What if he decided to call the cops and tell them that he say you with gear? It might just be my paranoid nature, but that's what I would do.

Fuck his mind not his face. There are no laws against stealing his girlfriend. If she trains at the gym, go up to her and flirt right in front of him.(don't over do it, obviously) If he is with his friends, he will HAVE TO do something stupid like shoving you or attacking you to prove that he is a man. A real pro at this would have the gym owner in the same room when this happens.

The absolute worst thing you can do is hit him first, you will lose more than you think. Just try to be as annoying as possible in his face and when he snaps, you can "defend" yourself.

Talking to the owner in a civilised manner is a good idea.
 
Jr High

I have the solution:

If you both go to the same Jr High, then just meet him at the bike rack at 3:00 and have it out.

If you go to different Jr Highs, handle when your schools have a football game, kick his ass under the bleachers when you tell your parents or big bro/sis you are going for popcorn.

Or, grow up and deal with it.

Rugger
 
There is only one way to fight and that is to win.

Hit him with something heavey then ask if he wants to talk about it
 
Manilla Gorilla said:
If his bitch goes to the gym, just hit on her everytime you see her. If that doesn't make him wanna fight then just fuck his woman and call him a pussy everytime you go to the gym.
Later


Perfect! If there's gonna be a brawl let him start it.

Jus remember to bring a pocket knife to plant on him after his lites are out so it looks like you were just defending yourself.
 
Beat that FUCKERS ass down

Take his girl, and then start a rumor that he's not only a AAS dealer, but you know for a fact all his products are fake.
 
spunky! you never listen to your big bro... you should've have called me at once, and we could have went down there together and kicked his ass!! stone cold style! ;)


seriously, you don't know what he got up his sleeve, so just leave it at that. your almost acting like me now.. remember your not that damn wild!! also, she don't want you, she wants me..
 
Remember this.

Most people who try to get into fights usually have nothing to lose. Case in point your little counter boy, he is a minor with no assets, nothing of value and no repercussions because of his minor status. You on the other hand have things to lose.

Equally important is the fact that there comes times in a mans life that he has to engage in laying some smack down. Regret is a terrible thing, if your going to regret not doing something about this situation and losing self respect in the process then I say you have a decision to make.

All reasonable intelligent men use their minds first and their hands second. Outwit him or beat him down. But do it fast.


Good luck.
 
uh... spiderbaby... your a chic, and chics don't know how to deal with these sort of situations, so let the big men take care of them, ok? you go make me some dinner.... lol... :D
 
Bro, I'm not a chic.

I was going to launch into a bunch of explitives on how your a moron but I decided you allready did that.

I also have some knowledge of the law as well as a lot to lose if someone won a suit against me. Therefore I would recomend to anyone they remember this before they "start" a fight.

Not to mention that your probably 16 and do not have a clue what I am talking about. ok? you go do your homework and unpack the dishwasher...
 
sorry on my part spider...

your name threw me off.. and secondly, don't sue him if he hits you, you'll look like a scumbag, i hate people who do that shit.
 
No problem bro. It has thrown others off unfortunately.

I'm sure that at least 99% here on this board hate people who sue you when your beat their ass.

I know of a few cases where a guy starts a fight, gets his ass beat and then gets sued by the guy who gave him the beating....now that's funny.
 
I'm not saying he has to kill the little turd, just slap the piss out of him. No shit, slap the fucker so hard he actually pisses himself.
 
Ok.. I took the first step today. Seriously guys, Im not a pussy although it may seem like that.. but as spiderbaby said this fucker has nothing to lose. I on the other hand have a good job, getting ready to go back to college.. I can't afford any legal trouble especially getting sued. IF i am touched I am not scared to unleash my wrath on this guy. He on the other hand lives w/ his parents who support his ass, he has a car that was paid for by his parents, he has no bills.. nothing to worry about. If he gets in trouble mommy and daddy will bail him out. I didn't talk to the owner but I did have a talk with the manager of the gym today. He's a good friend of mine. He said he would "take care of the problem." I also let him know that If I was touched by this kid just one time he was gonna have his limbs broken, so he knows whats gonna happen to the kid and he knows the situation. Now I'm just sitting back and waiting. When I say fighting "fair" i mean not having your punk friends jump in. If its 1 on 1, its fair. But 5 on 1 isn't fair. And yes, I am going to buy pepper spray to keep in my truck just incase I meet him out somewhere and I'm outnumbered. I doubt it'll happen but its always good to have it incase the odds are against me. Like i said, I know for a fact he won't fight me alone.... if he fights me im gonna get jumped when im not expecting it... I'm just sitting back. cuz the way I look at it, its his move.
 
Spunky said:
Ok.. I took the first step today. Seriously guys, Im not a pussy although it may seem like that.. but as spiderbaby said this fucker has nothing to lose. I on the other hand have a good job, getting ready to go back to college.. I can't afford any legal trouble especially getting sued. IF i am touched I am not scared to unleash my wrath on this guy. He on the other hand lives w/ his parents who support his ass, he has a car that was paid for by his parents, he has no bills.. nothing to worry about. If he gets in trouble mommy and daddy will bail him out. I didn't talk to the owner but I did have a talk with the manager of the gym today. He's a good friend of mine. He said he would "take care of the problem." I also let him know that If I was touched by this kid just one time he was gonna have his limbs broken, so he knows whats gonna happen to the kid and he knows the situation. Now I'm just sitting back and waiting. When I say fighting "fair" i mean not having your punk friends jump in. If its 1 on 1, its fair. But 5 on 1 isn't fair. And yes, I am going to buy pepper spray to keep in my truck just incase I meet him out somewhere and I'm outnumbered. I doubt it'll happen but its always good to have it incase the odds are against me. Like i said, I know for a fact he won't fight me alone.... if he fights me im gonna get jumped when im not expecting it... I'm just sitting back. cuz the way I look at it, its his move.

Good Job! Let him decide if you'll need to defend yourself. The ball is in his court.
 
Good 1.

Everytime you walk past him you should say " It's your move 'lil girl" After about the 10th time he should be starting to come unglued.
 
You taddle tailed on him and bought some pepper spray.
Wow, I'm impressed.
You dont want him and his little friends jumping on you.
He's got you running around scared like a bitch.

I can see you now running and spaying pepper spray at him and his friends.
Funny shit bro
 
Go talk to him again, bring and hide on you a mini tape recorder, make him talk again.

and let the boss hear the tape.

In a certain way he blackmailed ya
 
there are many pressure points on the body but there are 3 very special ones that most people dont know about....apply very little pressure to any of these 3 nerves and he will cry like a baby..i dont care if he is 7 foot 400 lbs,,maybe then he will understand to just avoid you......:D
 
ENOGH WITH THIS GOING TO JAIL SHIT, PEOPLE FIGHT ALL THE TIME, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIM, BE A MAN AND APROACH HIM, DEAL WITH IT!!! YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO ASK THE BOARDS HOW TO BE A MAN OR HOW TO HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS!!! RESPECT IS VITAL, SO GET YOURS!!! IF HE IS TALKING SHIT TEACH HIM AQ LESSON, PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!!
 
damn i cant even read all these replies...either nark him out like a bitch....or walk up to him...without talking anybullshit or any nonsense...dont say a word and hit him in the face and kill him
 
bro i think you did the right thing, but if problem doesn't get resolved what are you left w/? Don't carry gear w/ you anywhere and don't beat his ass, his buds are going to jump in and you'll get your ass kicked. It's just better if you talk to the owner or manager.
 
If you get him fired he's gonna come get you anyway - so you may as well kick his ass, then get him fired.

Walk up to him outside the gym some time and say "I hear you want to fight me - let's do it." And clobber his ass before he gets any distance from you. Now he is unconcious on the ground and you got time to square off with his drug buddies who are probably not going to want to fight. If they do - get busy.

And remember - the ultimate goal is go kick his ass - fuck his friends. I can remember beating the piss out of this guy and not even noticing that his buddies had split my head wide open with a bottle and kicked a couple of my ribs loose. But the guy I was after looked like he road a motorcycle into a brick wall.
 
a Fight is a fight-fair or cheap--i learned to never go out at night without my brass knuckles or roll of quarters--take a roll of quarters against his jaw then he'll shut up
 
well well.. we shall see... I dunno when I'll run into him again. I'm going to the gym tommorow around lunchtime so if he's working, who knows.... If he threatens me again I'm just gonna say.. Look, if u wanna fight me, jump me and beat my ass but if not then just shut the fuck up. By the way, im sure you all think Im a puss for not just busting his ass. I do have a good bit of grappling experience and I know I can hold my own against alot of people, but I don't go around looking for fights or talking shit. If I have to fight, I fight... if not, I don't. The only things I've trained in are taekwando which I didn't like very much, and ju-jitsu which I love. i've been out of it for a while but I still practice w/ friends who are still in the sport, its good excercise. I'm not Royce Gracie though. =(
 
This happened to one of my lifting partners a few years ago. He was 5'11" and 255 and my other partner was 5'11" and 228 and the little shit was 5'6" and about 130! Imagine his balls with his "behind the counter authority." After "the incident" they just followed him around and threatened to take him in the back and fuck him in the ass. Everytime he was around they would whisper "Watch your back! We're gonna get you!" After that he voluntarily disappeared!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!:devil:
 
MOD

My fav pressure point was always where the jaw bone connects at the ear. A well placed thumb strike is a lesson !!


I always liked breaking a small bone, such as the pinky finger just to make a point!!!!!
 
This is what i would do.
Talk to the owner and tell him what happened ,even tell him what he said about you selling gear.
Tell the owner if he doesn't do something then you are going to change gyms, just do all this in his office .
And if the punk keeps up his shit the next time just follow him home and beat his ass, don't do it at the gym or you will loose your membership for sure.


Or just skip all the bullshit go down there right now and lay down some fucking house rules. :kaioken:
 
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The best way to handle this is to walk up to his G/F and ask her out....right in front of him if possible...and then if he tries to fight you in the gym ...he looses his job!....and remember just because your adreniline fows doesn't mean you are scared....its' just your body priming the pump!:D
 
very true deepsquat. adrenaline is awesome. When this incident happened my adrenaline went sky high... my bloodpressure did also. My face got red as hell.. and adrenaline rush can make u a mean fucker. =)
 
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