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micromko

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How do you pick up girls in the gym? Last night at the gym, it was like " HOT girl" night. it was like a kid in a toy store, i wanted to go around and touch everything. but seriously, i don't want to be the dickhead guy that hits on a girl in the gym but i want to...so i thouhgt i would ask and find out what you say.
 
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ok..the thread is entitled "gym girls"....what do you think I expected to see on this thread? I expected to see pics of girls at a gym....all hot and sweaty and yum
 
First, a chic should never interrupt your workout, and second if you want to hook up, wait until she is done working out. Common courtesy. You'll at least seem like you have some manners. Hope it works out.
 
ditto on what freak said, have some courtesy, and don't ever offer to spot them, if they ask fine, but otherwise, stay away, *has shiner from triplev to prove this*
 
micromko said:
How do you pick up girls in the gym?
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UHHHHH..... the one's at my gym usually come with
handles on their side. Makes for those quick pick ups.;)



Seriously though..... Wait till she's through working out or
when she's at the water fountain. If she looks like she could use a spot, offer her one.
 
Do this: Go up to the girl you would like to speak to, ask her about supplements, say "what type of protein do you use", she'll say something like "isopure", then you crack some ass into your right hand, cup it properly so the vapor stays and throw the air biscuit straight into her perfect nostrils and say "me too". Hope I've helped. peace
 
i got the part about waiting until they are done working out or making small talk if you are right next to them. but i was wondering if anyone has any good stories about it....and not some made up bullshit.
 
micromko said:
i got the part about waiting until they are done working out or making small talk if you are right next to them. but i was wondering if anyone has any good stories about it....and not some made up bullshit.
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Sorry Brother!!! Their are no chics in my gym. It's a dungeon with alot of attitude!
 
I'd say do some extra deadlifts and then use proper form to pick them up... always lift with the legs and not the back if you can.


Rich
 
Trying to pick up gym girls is like trying to pick up women at the library.It doesn't happen.Maybe at least wait and accidently run into one at the parking lot or something.?
 
freak daddy said:
First, a chic should never interrupt your workout, and second if you want to hook up, wait until she is done working out. Common courtesy. You'll at least seem like you have some manners. Hope it works out.
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Nicely said...don't bother chicks while they are working out, it just pisses them off. (especially if they take their training seriously.)
 
Captain_insano said:


Nicely said...don't bother chicks while they are working out, it just pisses them off. (especially if they take their training seriously.)
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EXACTLY!!! (and i'm a chick :D)
 
mind you if it's the cardio/gab queens you're trying to pick up, talk to them whenever, they're attention sluts and it'll give them and their cow friends something to talk about in the changeroom (can you tell i have a dislike for most of the females in my gym :D) hehe
 
this has worked for me on numerous occasions and i should have my player's card revoked for telling you this but i'm going to anyways because you sound like you could use the help. walk up whatever gym girl you have targeted as the next lucky recipient of your yogurt shooter. say "Hey how ya doin', sweet tits." and then laugh (snort a little bit) and grab a handful of ass. At this point you can either squeeze it and say "woah you must be here like 24/7, this shit is tighter than my son's asshole." or you can simply tweak both her nipples. at this point, it's probably best to (this is assuming you're wearing loose gym shorts) to pull up one end of your shorts and show her one of your fat balls. use a high pitched voice to pretend like your nut is talking to her. say something like "hey put me in your mouf you sexy bitch!!" she'll usually start laughing hysterically at this point and, since chicks dig a funny motherfucker much like yourself, you should go ahead and make your move. pull out the can of peanut butter you carry around with you and take a big glob, smear it on your face and start cackling like Chunk from the Goonies. the rest should take care of itself, she'll probably take your hand and lead you to the women's locker room and throat you in one of the bathroom stalls. good luck, this shit is easy i'm telling you.
 
supersizeme said:
this has worked for me on numerous occasions and i should have my player's card revoked for telling you this but i'm going to anyways because you sound like you could use the help. walk up whatever gym girl you have targeted as the next lucky recipient of your yogurt shooter. say "Hey how ya doin', sweet tits." and then laugh (snort a little bit) and grab a handful of ass. At this point you can either squeeze it and say "woah you must be here like 24/7, this shit is tighter than my son's asshole." or you can simply tweak both her nipples. at this point, it's probably best to (this is assuming you're wearing loose gym shorts) to pull up one end of your shorts and show her one of your fat balls. use a high pitched voice to pretend like your nut is talking to her. say something like "hey put me in your mouf you sexy bitch!!" she'll usually start laughing hysterically at this point and, since chicks dig a funny motherfucker much like yourself, you should go ahead and make your move. pull out the can of peanut butter you carry around with you and take a big glob, smear it on your face and start cackling like Chunk from the Goonies. the rest should take care of itself, she'll probably take your hand and lead you to the women's locker room and throat you in one of the bathroom stalls. good luck, this shit is easy i'm telling you.
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The force is with you young skywalker.
 
supersizeme said:
this has worked for me on numerous occasions and i should have my player's card revoked for telling you this but i'm going to anyways because you sound like you could use the help. walk up whatever gym girl you have targeted as the next lucky recipient of your yogurt shooter. say "Hey how ya doin', sweet tits." and then laugh (snort a little bit) and grab a handful of ass. At this point you can either squeeze it and say "woah you must be here like 24/7, this shit is tighter than my son's asshole." or you can simply tweak both her nipples. at this point, it's probably best to (this is assuming you're wearing loose gym shorts) to pull up one end of your shorts and show her one of your fat balls. use a high pitched voice to pretend like your nut is talking to her. say something like "hey put me in your mouf you sexy bitch!!" she'll usually start laughing hysterically at this point and, since chicks dig a funny motherfucker much like yourself, you should go ahead and make your move. pull out the can of peanut butter you carry around with you and take a big glob, smear it on your face and start cackling like Chunk from the Goonies. the rest should take care of itself, she'll probably take your hand and lead you to the women's locker room and throat you in one of the bathroom stalls. good luck, this shit is easy i'm telling you.
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damn that was the best 30 seconds of my life, but i never did get your name :p
 
Nonchalance

Just go to the gym, dress conservatively, and concentrate on your workouts (of course enjoy the scenery, but no gawking). If you are a regular at the gym you will be noticed and eventually have some incidental conversation. Don't make it seem like it's a big deal at all when you talk.

When you cash in is when you eventually run into one of the gym babes in a more favorable setting, like the supermarket, video store, etc. That is when you get your rap game on (I see you all the time at the gym, you must be pretty serious about working out...)
 
When I'm at the gym, I'm there to work out PERIOD. When i have guys "hit" on me, its annoying, because I usually have a time limit.

But I see girls that are obviously there to hook up. There's this one chick at my gym, and she wears a belly chain! WTF. If their hair is all done up, and they are wearing makeup, then yeah, they are probably the type of girls that want guys to come up to them.
 
<sound of the nature boy carefully writing, word for word, the wisdom of supersizeme. In the back of his mind however his post vaguely reminded him of a Penthouse Letters he read 10 years ago>

I'm off to the gym!!!
 
freak daddy said:
First, a chic should never interrupt your workout, and second if you want to hook up, wait until she is done working out. Common courtesy. You'll at least seem like you have some manners. Hope it works out.
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Done working out?? Nice thought but what do you do? Walk into her locker room or lurk by her car?
 
supersizeme said:
this has worked for me on numerous occasions and i should have my player's card revoked for telling you this but i'm going to anyways because you sound like you could use the help. walk up whatever gym girl you have targeted as the next lucky recipient of your yogurt shooter. say "Hey how ya doin', sweet tits." and then laugh (snort a little bit) and grab a handful of ass. At this point you can either squeeze it and say "woah you must be here like 24/7, this shit is tighter than my son's asshole." or you can simply tweak both her nipples. at this point, it's probably best to (this is assuming you're wearing loose gym shorts) to pull up one end of your shorts and show her one of your fat balls. use a high pitched voice to pretend like your nut is talking to her. say something like "hey put me in your mouf you sexy bitch!!" she'll usually start laughing hysterically at this point and, since chicks dig a funny motherfucker much like yourself, you should go ahead and make your move. pull out the can of peanut butter you carry around with you and take a big glob, smear it on your face and start cackling like Chunk from the Goonies. the rest should take care of itself, she'll probably take your hand and lead you to the women's locker room and throat you in one of the bathroom stalls. good luck, this shit is easy i'm telling you.
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One of the funniest posts ever. I know this would work for probably 90% of the gym girls.:rolleyes:
 
ok....i met my husband in the gym....

who i thought had to be the biggest asshole in the world....mr. look in the mirror....and grunt....but god he had a great ass....anyway...i digress....this is what he did....he got his friend who worked there to give him my home number...and he called me and asked me out....

which i was very leery of doing...but hell...he looked good...so i thought he'd be fun for a date or two anyway....lol!

2 months later we were engaged and 8 months later married...WTF!

it's been an awesome 8 yrs now!
 
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