GWB Library to Open in 2009

[Smurfy]

GWB Library to Open in 2009
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> The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
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> The Library will include:
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> The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
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> The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
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> The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
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> The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
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> The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
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> The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
> find.
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> The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
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> The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
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> The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
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> The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to
> go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
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> The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with
> shotgun gallery.
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> The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
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> The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
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> The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
> Republican Senators.
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> The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board,
> dice, coins, and straws.
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> The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the
> President's accomplishments.
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[Mr. dB]

I don't suppose Bono will be singing at the opening ceremony for this one...

 

[calveless wonder]

i hear it has a great collection of popups

 

[heatherrae]

GWB Library to Open in 2009
>
>
>
> The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
>
>
>
> The Library will include:
>
>
>
> The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
>
>
>
> The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
>
>
>
> The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
>
>
>
> The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
>
>
>
> The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
>
>
>
> The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
> find.
>
>
>
> The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
>
>
>
> The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
>
>
>
> The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
>
>
>
> The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to
> go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
>
>
>
> The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with
> shotgun gallery.
>
>
>
> The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
>
>
>
> The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
>
>
>
> The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
> Republican Senators.
>
>
>
> The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board,
> dice, coins, and straws.
>
>
>
> The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the
> President's accomplishments.
>
>
>
>
>

that is f*cking priceless!

 

[chazk]

Bush will stand at the opening and read my little goat to everyone. Then run and hide for 2 days ...

 

[AAP]

Lmao!!!!

 

[Mr. dB]

They will also be sponsoring special events, such as "Go Quail Hunting With Dick Cheney" outings.

 

[b0und]

^^^ make sure you wear your body armour for that one.

That was worth a good laugh!





b0und (a laugh a day keeps the therapist away)

 

[eddymerckx]

there will be like a total of 3 pages---he claims priv for everything else.

 

[Razorguns]

A bar where you can party with the first daughters?

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