Guys...would you rather...

[FriendlyCanadian]

I'd go with setting myself on fire and putting it out with an icepick, hoping that It would kill me.

pounding my balls flat with a wooden mallet sounds way to fucking painful and like something that I may live through.. with horribly deformed balls.

hence picking option 1.

 

[resqguy]

I'd go with setting myself on fire and putting it out with an icepick, hoping that It would kill me.

pounding my balls flat with a wooden mallet sounds way to fucking painful and like something that I may live through.. with horribly deformed balls.

hence picking option 1.

So, you're saying that pounding your balls would hurt less that being ON FIRE, whilst stabbing thyself with an ice-pick?

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

So, you're saying that pounding your balls would hurt less that being ON FIRE, whilst stabbing thyself with an ice-pick?

fuck no, I'm saying it would hurt like 20 times as much and the worst part would be that you would live through the pounding, at least with a couple good ice-pick stabs I could die and not have to live with the pain.

 

[the_clockwork]

holy shit I just realized I was gay

 

[Jon79]

so bangin fine honeys callin them cougar's when they are not really cougars makes u gay?

 

[Cal_21]

I would take the first option...

 

[alien amp pharm]

What if we don't have any balls? *cough* bw1 *cough*

 

[resqguy]

What if we don't have any balls? *cough* bw1 *cough*

That applies to the majority of married men.

 

[bones1435]

Do i get to self medicate first.... and then pick the man to donate the balls.

 

[resqguy]

Do i get to self medicate first.... and then pick the man to donate the balls.

Yeah, you can self-medicate all you want. But the balls have to belong to you.