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Guys, what's the hottest thing....

Paid for her own stuff, didn't bitch, didn't use her vagina for attention, didn't pressure me into speeding up commitment in relationship, didn't use guilt or blackmail to get what she wanted, and didn't lie.

That is fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
 
all the whey said:
Paid for her own stuff, didn't bitch, didn't use her vagina for attention, didn't pressure me into speeding up commitment in relationship, didn't use guilt or blackmail to get what she wanted, and didn't lie.

That is fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!


So her being a mature, independent, secure woman was a turn on?!
 
fistfullofsteel said:
agreed to have sex with me :elephant: :dance2: :elephant: :dance2:


lmao

I actually asked my beau this question the other day... and his answer was me just demanding him to lie down and giving him a complete full body (yes full body front and back from top to bottom) massage. I refused to take no for an answer... threw him down and stripped him from all clothing and begin to massage... then finished him off... also did a full foot massage, warm water, with sea salts and trimmed his toe nails and all that sweet stuff. At first he was like... wtf... but once I got going he was falling asleep in the reclyner. LOLOLOL.
 
all the whey said:
Paid for her own stuff, didn't bitch, didn't use her vagina for attention, didn't pressure me into speeding up commitment in relationship, didn't use guilt or blackmail to get what she wanted, and didn't lie.

That is fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Awitty is that you?
 
Frisky said:
lmao

I actually asked my beau this question the other day... and his answer was me just demanding him to lie down and giving him a complete full body (yes full body front and back from top to bottom) massage. I refused to take no for an answer... threw him down and stripped him from all clothing and begin to massage... then finished him off... also did a full foot massage, warm water, with sea salts and trimmed his toe nails and all that sweet stuff. At first he was like... wtf... but once I got going he was falling asleep in the reclyner. LOLOLOL.


So then you deflated him and put him back in the closet, or did you hose him down in the driveway first?
 
fistfullofsteel said:
women don't have to much in terms of getting a guy going, besides having to agree to have sex with him

Not just to get him going, but there is always one thing a guy will think about, like 'wow, the way she offered to walk my dog while I was away" or "the way she was really nice to my mom" Or "the way she flicked the tip of my cock with her tongue"
There is always this one thing that will just blow a guys mind!
 
blueta2 said:
So her being a mature, independent, secure woman was a turn on?!

You obviously have no idea how rare wimmins like that are... In the real world. Of course, all women on EF have no issues whatsoever. Duh.
 
beefcake28 said:
You obviously have no idea how rare wimmins like that are... In the real world. Of course, all women on EF have no issues whatsoever. Duh.



Surprise...I am like that and I can name about 5 other women in EF that are as well.
We are rare hence why you should treat us like the Goddess's we are!
 
habitualhealth said:
and you have a 10" wong dong





here, everyone is perfect for everyone.

Exactly.



10"?? Don't insult me. I have to tuck it into my sock so I don't trip on it. Thanks for playing.
 
blueta2 said:
Surprise...I am like that and I can name about 5 other women in EF that are as well.
We are rare hence why you should treat us like the Goddess's we are!

I'm pretty sure I just threw up a little... :worried:
 
blueta2 said:
Not just to get him going, but there is always one thing a guy will think about, like 'wow, the way she offered to walk my dog while I was away" or "the way she was really nice to my mom" Or "the way she flicked the tip of my cock with her tongue"
There is always this one thing that will just blow a guys mind!


her agreeing to anal was cool
 
blueta2 said:
So her being a mature, independent, secure woman was a turn on?!

Well, mainly it was the


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blueta2 said:
a woman has ever done to you or for you? Sexually speaking or not, just something that BLEW your mind!!!!

i had a girl once ask me for my phone number.

i had my hand down a her pants one time-no undies w/ sweats. it was an early evening outside. she was facing away from me. i started rubbing her, and she got soaked rather quickly. she turned to me and put her hands on my face and held it, caressing my face and "came" while looking at me like 3 X...tears rolled down her face...it was something i shouldnt be writting about.
 
jack_schitt said:
So then you deflated him and put him back in the closet, or did you hose him down in the driveway first?


you have me confused with that aap dude... lol
 
PBR said:
i had a girl once ask me for my phone number.

i had my hand down a her pants one time-no undies w/ sweats. it was an early evening outside. she was facing away from me. i started rubbing her, and she got soaked rather quickly. she turned to me and put her hands on my face and held it, caressing my face and "came" while looking at me like 3 X...tears rolled down her face...it was something i shouldnt be writting about.

are you shitting us? You're just trying to get more of us hot for you right?

That is HOT!!!
 
PBR said:
i had a girl once ask me for my phone number.

i had my hand down a her pants one time-no undies w/ sweats. it was an early evening outside. she was facing away from me. i started rubbing her, and she got soaked rather quickly. she turned to me and put her hands on my face and held it, caressing my face and "came" while looking at me like 3 X...tears rolled down her face...it was something i shouldnt be writting about.
*wipes drool off keyboard*
 
blueta2 said:
Surprise...I am like that and I can name about 5 other women in EF that are as well.
We are rare hence why you should treat us like the Goddess's we are!


:wavey:

I am like that but I get taken advantage of :(
 
PBR said:
i had a girl once ask me for my phone number.

i had my hand down a her pants one time-no undies w/ sweats. it was an early evening outside. she was facing away from me. i started rubbing her, and she got soaked rather quickly. she turned to me and put her hands on my face and held it, caressing my face and "came" while looking at me like 3 X...tears rolled down her face...it was something i shouldnt be writting about.


i don't believe you... I require a demonstration of said actions.
 
GAve me a lapdance in a crowded mall with her skirt on and draws off. then took me into a dressing room for some 69. She was a freak
 
blueta2 said:
are you shitting us? You're just trying to get more of us hot for you right?

That is HOT!!!

no- i thought you would like a serious answer. since this type of question is so wide open to silly responses. this one is true. so very true.
 
ksharp01 said:
:wavey:

I am like that but I get taken advantage of :(

Well, you need to be independent with a "don't fuck with me or I will kill you" coating!
We all get taken once and a while, you have to learn to spot the vermin then ween them out!
 
blueta2 said:
Well, you need to be independent with a "don't fuck with me or I will kill you" coating!
We all get taken once and a while, you have to learn to spot the vermin then ween them out!


don't ever EVER mention one time ever that you are independant here on EF... its like plague... seriously... every pussy whipped asshole and insecure sob bitch has something to say about it.
 
PBR said:
no- i thought you would like a serious answer. since this type of question is so wide open to silly responses. this one is true. so very true.

I did want all serious answers but this is Ef and I knew only the "elite" would answer wisely!

Great answer too !
 
While handcuffed by this freaky cop & blind folded she poured hot wax on my chest, causing some burns and scars to remember. I took that one like a man but she wanted to make it up to me so she starts going down on me (while still tied up) and sucking my balls. The next thing I know, she bit my right testicle. OOUUUCH

I almost snapped her head like a twig with my legs out of PAIN..Fucking sick bitch!

I had to go to ER, they (docs/nurses) stuck a needle in my testes to reduce the inflamation and had a good laugh. I was holding onto the hospital bed and bending the cross bars as they were sticking that needle in..It was very painful

It was supposed to be mind blowing, but instead it was ball blowing

Since then (over 10 years ago) I still can't trust any chick in tying me up...
Never again :evil:
 
all the whey said:
Paid for her own stuff, didn't bitch, didn't use her vagina for attention, didn't pressure me into speeding up commitment in relationship, didn't use guilt or blackmail to get what she wanted, and didn't lie.

That is fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!! ROFLMAO ding, ding, ding....we have the winner!!
 
Frisky said:
don't ever EVER mention one time ever that you are independant here on EF... its like plague... seriously... every pussy whipped asshole and insecure sob bitch has something to say about it.

I have noticed this, but it's mostly the children that attack, the real men are cool with it :-)
 
Dr. JK said:
While tied up and blind folded she poured hot wax on my chest, causing some burns and scars to remember. I took that one like a man but she wanted to make it up to me so she starts going down on me (while still tied up) and sucking my balls. The next thing I know, she bit my right testicle. OOUUUCH

I almost snapped her head like a twig with my legs out of PAIN..Fucking sick bitch!

I had to go to ER, they (docs/nurses) stuck a needle in my testes to reduce the inflamation and had a good laugh. I was holding onto the hospital bed and bending the cross bars as they were sticking that needle in..It was very painful


Since then (over 10 years ago) I still can't trust any chick in tying me up...
Never again :evil:

How exactly... is that supposed to be hawt??
 
Dr. JK said:
While tied up and blind folded she poured hot wax on my chest, causing some burns and scars to remember. I took that one like a man but she wanted to make it up to me so she starts going down on me (while still tied up) and sucking my balls. The next thing I know, she bit my right testicle. OOUUUCH

I almost snapped her head like a twig with my legs out of PAIN..Fucking sick bitch!

I had to go to ER, they (docs/nurses) stuck a needle in my testes to reduce the inflamation and had a good laugh. I was holding onto the hospital bed and bending the cross bars as they were sticking that needle in..It was very painful


Since then (over 10 years ago) I still can't trust any chick in tying me up...
Never again :evil:

ok soooooooooooo this wasn't hot then!
 
PBR said:
yes you do believe me...


I still want and require... demand... a personal demonstration. Ya know... so that I can back you on this said claim. :evil:
 
I was deployed in the middle of the desert for a few weeks. We had been talking on cell phones and she knew that I was missing her so she surprised me by driving out to meet me one night around 1 in the morning. she had gotten a room at a near by hotel. She threw me into the shower and gently washed me (this alone was enough) but then she threw on the bed attacked me let me roll over and pass out in a real bed for a couple of hours then made sure she had me back before anybody knew I gone.

It is something I will never forget
 
blueta2 said:
a woman has ever done to you or for you? Sexually speaking or not, just something that BLEW your mind!!!!

I know one girl who's personality, intellect and sense of humore absolutely blow my mind.
I think she is beautiful too but my god do the other things just rock my world!
 
slat1 said:
I know one girl who's personality, intellect and sense of humore absolutely blow my mind.
I think she is beautiful too but my god do the other things just rock my world!


Ah thanks sweets, I knew you would come around to me :-)
 
Frisky said:
I still want and require... demand... a personal demonstration. Ya know... so that I can back you on this said claim. :evil:
iam flattered that you would even consider a home demo...but you having a great BF- i would have to bring a willing female participant with me- who would not be shy.
 
PBR said:
iam flattered that you would even consider a home demo...but you having a great BF- i would have to bring a willing female participant with me- who would not be shy.
:wavey:

Pick me. Oh oh...pick me. pick me. oh oh oh. me.
 
jafo said:
I was deployed in the middle of the desert for a few weeks. We had been talking on cell phones and she knew that I was missing her so she surprised me by driving out to meet me one night around 1 in the morning. she had gotten a room at a near by hotel. She threw me into the shower and gently washed me (this alone was enough) but then she threw on the bed attacked me let me roll over and pass out in a real bed for a couple of hours then made sure she had me back before anybody knew I gone.

It is something I will never forget

:)

That's awesome.
 
threesome with the girl on the left
the girl on the right is her older sister
so my girl and girl on the left
let's be clear about that

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PBR said:
iam flattered that you would even consider a home demo...but you having a great BF- i would have to bring a willing female participant with me- who would not be shy.


ok.... check the post below your org post... I pick her. I'm waiting... I'm really impatient also... oh and bring some fruits and whipped cream. Oh and what ever else you and C would like to eat, he loves mexican foods and steak. We will be quite busy :evil:
 
you know what turns me off the most? the women in this thread. maximum flaccidity. all i hear about is how much food you wanna stuff in those alreadt distended bellies. please stop. i swear to God, you're relationships in C&C are longer lasting than the ones IRL.....
 
HumanTarget said:
you know what turns me off the most? the women in this thread. maximum flaccidity. all i hear about is how much food you wanna stuff in those alreadt distended bellies. please stop. i swear to God, you're relationships in C&C are longer lasting than the ones IRL.....
i just ate a whole bag of lays sour cream and onion baked chips
 
velvett said:
Ouuu

I'm actually the slightest bit envious....


Do you like salt and vinegar chips too?
depends on the maker, some of them have far too much of the vinegar taste instead of the saltiness. But, Yes I do.
 
I was in Cancun, met up with this really awsome Puerto Rican girl from NY. She was watching me and my friend swimming in the pool and came over to say hi. She was really nice, funny, and smokin' hawt body. Dark tan w/ tan lines, shaved/trimmmed down there. We joked around for a couple of hours and she asked if I wanted to come up to her room for tequila shots, and I did of course. She, her roomie, and I went on and had a few shots. Before long, her roomie was laying down on her bed with her back to us, but she could see us in the mirror that was on the bathroom door. Eve and I started kissing and one thing led to another, she was sucking me off while her roomie was watching in the mirror. I could see that her hand was between her legs and she was pleasuring herself. We had sex for an hour or so and then I went to my room to change for the evening. Our plans were to meet up and go dancing. I met them as planned and we partied for hours, I was really digging this girl, she was just my type. The chemistery thing was just on overload.
We went back to our hotel and decided to go for a swim. he hotel is built in a U shape with the pool in the middle. Must be 1000 rooms that face the pool. We had sex under a waterfall and then she took her bathing suit off and sat on one of those "in pool" tables. She laid back on the table and we had passionate animalistic sex. Wonderful experience...
What did she do that blew my mind, well, for being such a beautiful woman...she never bitched about anything, was funny, and treated me nice. Very uncommon traits to find in one woman....
 
Last night while needto was cooking a walked up behind him and was hugging him, then I stuffed my hands down his pants and played with his units....
Pretty cool, huh!
 
all the whey said:
Paid for her own stuff, didn't bitch, didn't use her vagina for attention, didn't pressure me into speeding up commitment in relationship, didn't use guilt or blackmail to get what she wanted, and didn't lie.

That is fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
i call bullshit, thats never happened
 
all the whey said:
Paid for her own stuff, didn't bitch, didn't use her vagina for attention, didn't pressure me into speeding up commitment in relationship, didn't use guilt or blackmail to get what she wanted, and didn't lie.

That is fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!


SO FUNNY...but SO true
 
Angel said:
Last night while needto was cooking a walked up behind him and was hugging him, then I stuffed my hands down his pants and played with his units....
Pretty cool, huh!


gosh... isn't that the greatest! my beau got two amazing oral sessions yesterday that ended in more protein for me... I love to slather him with those things over and over. Sporadic though... he never expects them but gets them... Its all about variety and keeping things exciting!
 
Frisky said:
gosh... isn't that the greatest! my beau got two amazing oral sessions yesterday that ended in more protein for me... I love to slather him with those things over and over. Sporadic though... he never expects them but gets them... Its all about variety and keeping things exciting!

Damn that's hot. What makes you think it was amazing? Volume??
 
jackangel said:
canceled the restraining order. nothing says love like being able to come within 500 feet of a chick again.

ok...there are some really good responses in this thread but this one takes 1st prize. :FRlol:
 
rudeboyja said:
Damn that's hot. What makes you think it was amazing? Volume??

I would say it was the shaking and the oh my oh fucking my... wow... damn... (i cant say all ) lol... Oh and Volume has nothing to do with performance... really it doesn't. Time does though, and beings Sex is a 2 a day thing for us, volume isn't huge loads all the time... Now, if we go a few days without due to mothernature then... whoa... I'm in for a mouthfull... seriously.
 
A while back I was on a trip to Puerto Vallarta with my family. We ended up getting back home quite early in the morning ~3:00am or so. I was quite tired and pretty much passed out. My GF at the time ended up sneaking into my parents house and into my bed. She snuck under the covers and started sucking my cock. I was so groggy I really didn't realize WTF was going on until I woke up... seconds before I blew my wad down her throat.
 
Mr. Black said:
A while back I was on a trip to Puerto Vallarta with my family. We ended up getting back home quite early in the morning ~3:00am or so. I was quite tired and pretty much passed out. My GF at the time ended up sneaking into my parents house and into my bed. She snuck under the covers and started sucking my cock. I was so groggy I really didn't realize WTF was going on until I woke up... seconds before I blew my wad down her throat.

where the hell have you been?

welcome back
 
Mr. Black said:
A while back I was on a trip to Puerto Vallarta with my family. We ended up getting back home quite early in the morning ~3:00am or so. I was quite tired and pretty much passed out. My GF at the time ended up sneaking into my parents house and into my bed. She snuck under the covers and started sucking my cock. I was so groggy I really didn't realize WTF was going on until I woke up... seconds before I blew my wad down her throat.

That is very hot........
 
When a strange 39 year old women fucked me in the bathroom on a international flight. It still pops in my mind from time to time when Im jerking off.
 
paradox said:
When a strange 39 year old women fucked me in the bathroom on a international flight. It still pops in my mind from time to time when Im jerking off.

I hear she fucked Ralph Feines also
 
a change from all the sexual (actual or imagined) stuff mentioned above....... a gf of mine sent my mother flowers and stopped by for occassional quick visits, starting about a month after my father, mom's husband/protector/soul mate/confessor of over 40 years died.
 
rnch said:
a change from all the sexual (actual or imagined) stuff mentioned above....... a gf of mine sent my mother flowers and stopped by for occassional quick visits, starting about a month after my father, mom's husband/protector/soul mate/confessor of over 40 years died.

OK, now type something raunchy like a guy with a piece of metal in his dick would write, and a tat, I believe, can't remember and ain't going back to look...

I'll start you off. I was drunk as fuck one Mardi Gras and saw this girl and...
 
rnch said:
a change from all the sexual (actual or imagined) stuff mentioned above....... a gf of mine sent my mother flowers and stopped by for occassional quick visits, starting about a month after my father, mom's husband/protector/soul mate/confessor of over 40 years died.


that is awesome! Only a real man would appreciate a woman like that!
 
this one bought me a lot of beer when I was underage


as well as clothes. I hate shopping so it's great when a girl takes care of that stuff
 
Well one time years ago with my ex-girlfriend, I walked in on her and her sister changing before going out and my girl looked at her sister and said "he's cool, he can stay". I got to see her hot ass sister buck naked. I won't lie, that night I was on fire with my girl. Seeing my girl and her hot sister both buck naked was the only time I've been right next to 2 hot naked girls and I'm pretty sure she knew that was why I was so damn horny that night and the freaky chick liked that I was turned on by her sister in front of her lol!

That was pretty cool.
 
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