Guys what would you rather hear from a woman?

[chris302001]

gimme all your green dots!

 

[Smurfy]

That makes two of you!

penises are good for one thing

 

[EZ_E]

I heard this somewhere one time from an older chick, I think it goes if a women tells you your dick is small she really means its fucking pathetic, get the fuck away from me. If she tells you its the perfect size, she really means its kinda small, but I like your personality so I will put up with it. If she says, oh my god that is fucking huge, its so big it scares me, she really means its just Right!

I think they use this same concept in the kitchen @ a steakhouse