Guys, are you straight?

[Advaik]

Are does it kind of curve to the left?

 

[dusty2]

straight as an arrow bro! wanna see?

 

[white boy]

its funny you asked because last wk an old gf called and wanted to get together

so later i ask her about her new roomate (hot phillipino) and she tells me that i should stay away from her and not sleep with her because every guy that she dates she will sleep with only once (hump & dump) and then complains and tells everyone about the shape of his penis

like that one has a little babies penis, or or that one has a realy skinny one or a realy short one

anyway she goes on to tell me that if I sleep with her she might tell everyone that I have a crooked one, lol

it def looks straight to me but I could care less, I'm still gonna try to nail this chick

 

[argent]

My weiner is straight.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Are does it kind of curve to the left?

Did you really just write "Are does"??

That means you processing things entirely phonetically prior to typing them out.

You must talk like a pirate.

HARRRRRRRRR.

 

[gonelifting]

Straight


Can gay dudes have straight penisis? That does`nt make sense.

 

[WarriorPL]

about 15° to the left

 

[KillahBee]

I was just having this conversation with some sluts I work with and their feelings are negative towards straight penises. crooked ones or curved ones tend to hit different spots.

so, I punched both of them, b/c the way I see it, it won't matter if my dick is straight or curved when they are unconscious.

 

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Mine bends to the left and kind of does a “U” shape rotation/turn. Really weird. Plus it is significantly thicker in the middle and tapered at both ends. Thick as in the circumference of a woman’s wrist. GFs have said it looks like a mutant. Whatever I guess? Nothing on me is normal I guess, not even that.

 

[IronLion]

I was just having this conversation with some sluts I work with and their feelings are negative towards straight penises. crooked ones or curved ones tend to hit different spots.

so, I punched both of them, b/c the way I see it, it won't matter if my dick is straight or curved when they are unconscious.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Mine curves upward a bit. The women seem to like it... either that or they are lying to avoid hurting my feelings. Who knows with women... they are such strange creatures.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

My father shared some words of wisdom with me once. "Son, as long as you have a penis, you will NEVER understand women."

 

[Mr. dB]

Mine is so straight it's been registered with the National Bureau of Standards. They use it to check the accuracy of their reference straightedge.