ok, so the wedding and reception are over, and it was a good time, except for the two fucking pigs in satin trying to pass themselves off as human beings.
well, none of the bridesmaids said a single word to me, except for the maid of honor (she's cool as hell....invited me over to play video games and shit). well, besides them not talking to me, the 2 of them didnt even say a word to my sister, except for one of them to criticize the jewelry she imported from scotland for them, as a gift.
when the bridesmaids and my sister were getting changed in the church, the two of them locked themselves in one of the changing rooms, and wouldnt let my sister come in, even when she asked. basically, they were acting like 2 year olds the whole time, but i didnt find out about it until the thing was over and after they left.
it was kind of funny when they had to 'tell me' to do something. instead of just coming to me and asking, they would go to my parents and have my parents tell me what they wanted to do. felt like i was surrounded by fucking children with thyroid problems.
they looked like stuffed sausages in their gowns. their boob and back fat was sticking out above the top (whatever it is called) of the gowns. they looked like shit.
if buffalo bill (the guy in silence of the lambs) was real, he would be gunning for them to make his lady suit out of.
i kept what happened last night from my sister, because i didnt want to get her upset on her wedding day, but when she was asking what the fuck their deal was, i told her. she was pretty fuckin bummed and then pissed off, but she eventually got over it, because it was her wedding and she had a good time. plus, she knows how fat and disgusting these chicks are.
i think she wrote them off for good. oh well, i doubt she will be missing out on anything.
i know this sounds like a common 'explanation' for this behavior, but i feel it is the case (maybe you females can shed your opinion on it). i think these broads were just jealous, because my sister is younger, FAR thinner than them, and is getting married, and they know they are disgusting, fat pieces of shit.
my sister's husband is a cool guy....a bit quiet, and i think i may have freaked him out the times we hung out in the past, but it's all good. the guy was in the minor leagues in baseball (for the cubs or some shit), but some things came up, and he got out. now he is doing investment banking. he's a chill guy.
oh yeah, we had a bagpiper to kick off and end the ceremony (we're a real scottish family). and that was totally cool. the food was awesome, and everyone had a good time.
i am sooooo tired. being all dressed up when it is 90 out, and being on your feet all day, is not what i would call a relaxing time. not to mention the fact my parents were all nerves over all of this wedding shit, and thus getting on mine.