Guess what I saw...

[Deleted member 33117]

I was on my way to the bank to deposite a check, and then to HEB to get some steaks and red bell pepers that were on sale, as well as some brie, when I noticed one of my neighbors had left his car running, right next to me. I glanced down to see him gonig at it with some chick in the back seat. Anywho, what was the point of that? He was 40 feet from his aparment, and its not like anyone wanted to see that. She wasn't exactally a hottie, and it was just not a sight I needed to see. Amusing none-the-less.

Damn. Looking forward to eating some brie in a minute though.

 

[Gambino]

dude, I'm sure you jumped in and got a piece of the aciton...

 

[string_bean00]

dude, I'm sure you jumped in and got a piece of the aciton...

Yeah, you should have jumped in on that. It would have been just like one of those pornos where the pizza delivery guy joins in.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Well normally I would have except
1) I needed to get to the bankbefore noon so that my check clears faster
2) There wasn't alot of room back there
3) she was a bit too tubby for my taste

 

[Gambino]

Well normally I would have except
1) I needed to get to the bankbefore noon so that my check clears faster
2) There wasn't alot of room back there
3) she was a bit too tubby for my taste

Lol at your honesty...that would be one sweaty fuck, in the back seat of a car in a Texas summer? That would emit a nasty odor...

 

[string_bean00]

Lol at your honesty...that would be one sweaty fuck, in the back seat of a car in a Texas summer? That would emit a nasty odor...

The sweatier the better, homie. Hahahahaahahahaha, you guys could practically swim in that backseat.

 

[Y_lifter]

Maybe the A/C is busted in his Apartment ..

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Maybe the A/C is busted in his Apartment ..

Could be, mine goes out about 3 times a year.

 

[MAX 300]

Couldn't you have towed the car to the nearest intersection and have left it there?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Couldn't you have towed the car to the nearest intersection and have left it there?

seriously. if you live in Texas and don't have a pickup and some chains in the back for this purpose, it's like admitting you have no balls.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

seriously. if you live in Texas and don't have a pickup and some chains in the back for this purpose, it's like admitting you have no balls.

No I do not have a truck anymore. Not everyone in Texas does. LoL

I drive a chevy lumina now.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

chevy lumina?!?!

dude, don't bother trying to prove your masculinity on this board anymore. you just lost any hope of ever convincing anyone around here.

 

[Razorguns]

should've called the cops on 'em. What if kids walk by and see it.

What if it were two guys? Then it'd be "outrage".

I'd call cops, then sit back, relax, grab a beer and watch the festivities. Cops come in a heartbeat on these types of calls.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

should've called the cops on 'em. What if kids walk by and see it.

What if it were two guys? Then it'd be "outrage".

I'd call cops, then sit back, relax, grab a beer and watch the festivities. Cops come in a heartbeat on these types of calls.

yeah, so they can jack off real quick then make an arrest.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

yeah, so they can jack off real quick then make an arrest.

No seriously though, there was nothing worthy of jerking off to in that car.

 

[velvett]

Maybe he just couldn't wait - maybe he likes it in the car (change of pace) maybe you should mind your own business.




HUZAH!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Maybe he just couldn't wait - maybe he likes it in the car (change of pace) maybe you should mind your own business.




HUZAH!

Well maybe he didn't have to park right by the drivers side of my car. LoL It was a bit hard to miss when I walked over to my door. LoL Plus the fact that the engine was running and I saw no one in teh drivers seat attracts attention from passersby. It was a rather nice car. My first thought was "He is going to get his car stolen." when I just happened to walk to my door and notice what was going on. Granted I see this sort of thing fairly often in this town. That would be the 3rd one this year.

 

[chewyxrage]

Did you come back and offer him some brie as lube?

 

[Spartacus]

Well normally I would have except
1) I needed to get to the bankbefore noon so that my check clears faster
2) There wasn't alot of room back there
3) she was a bit too tubby for my taste

you have body,you have game,
you don't have enough money,
therefore,you're not money