Grossest thing you ever ate

[DrDillio]

I'd have to say one time I was at a buffet and I grabbed what looked to be a piece of coffee cake and it was really soem garlic spicy bread thing. I was expecting this sweet soft morsel and got this garlicy spicey thing.

I almost gagged.

you?

 

[tuc biscuit]

human shit

 

[onerepmaximum]

Tuc, WTF? On purpose? If so, I think I saw a picture of you on the internet.

 

[CollegeKid2]

grossest thing i ALMOST ate was a can of bamboo shoots that i was adding to some stir fry on the wok... i noticed there where these odd looking brown sticks... looked at one up close and realized it was extremely long cricket/insect legs. i almost puked on the spot.

haven't eaten any kind of asian food since that day.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Raw octopus tentacle (specifically, a piece there of).

 

[onerepmaximum]

I guess raw oysters would be the grossest thing that I knowingly ate. Statistically the average person swallows like 8 spiders in their sleep during their lifetime, so who knows?

 

[Y_lifter]

Bitting into a candy bar, chewing, swallowing, going after the next bite only to see 1/2 a worm sticking out..

 

[Smurfy]

Y_Lifter LMAO thats gross!!!

I ate a piece of fried alligator on a stick in Alabama. It DID NOT taste like chicken

 

[CipherLock]

Her name was Crystal.

 

[The Ranger]

A raw blue jay once...Just had to be there at the time to fully understand the situation....As for what it tasted like....Pretty damn good at the time.


Ranger

 

[FreeballinDC]

A raw blue jay once...Just had to be there at the time to fully understand the situation....As for what it tasted like....Pretty damn good at the time.


Ranger

I thought you guys were snake eaters?

 

[The Ranger]

Variety my man...We called Armidillo's..."Possum on the Half-Shell"

Heh heh heh


Ranger

 

[Seashell]

My date at a wedding stabbed 4 of those tiny butter squares on his fork and shoved it into his mouth. I looked at him like he was insane (which ofcourse he was). The moment he chewed, his face changed to a look of shock and disgust.

When he finally managed to swallow the huge mouthful of butter, and was able to speak, he answered my incredulous look with:

"I thought they were cheese slices"

LMAO!!

 

[jerkbox]

raw oysters are pretty nasty....

 

[FreeballinDC]

Variety my man...We called Armidillo's..."Possum on the Half-Shell"

Heh heh heh


Ranger

I gotta see your recipe book.

I am sure you are a gormand when it comes to MREs and the local...ahh... delicacies.

 

[The Ranger]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha....That is too funny Seashell...What an impression he made on that date...Funny as hell.


Ranger

 

[jerkbox]

human shit

was it your own?

explain yourself

 

[onerepmaximum]

was it your own?

explain yourself

He said that's how they get psyched for leg day on his side of the pond. Kind of explains the whole teeth thing, huh?

 

[jerkbox]

He said that's how they get psyched for leg day on his side of the pond. Kind of explains the whole teeth thing, huh?

oh yeah....haha....i forgot he was british

 

[tuc biscuit]

oh yeah....haha....i forgot he was british

Damn man, you keep putting me down like that, hurts my feelings.

 

[Seashell]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha....That is too funny Seashell...What an impression he made on that date...Funny as hell.
Ranger

LOL Well I did admire his good manners in not spitting it out once he realized his mistake..

 

[The_Ghost]

My date at a wedding stabbed 4 of those tiny butter squares on his fork and shoved it into his mouth. I looked at him like he was insane (which ofcourse he was). The moment he chewed, his face changed to a look of shock and disgust.

When he finally managed to swallow the huge mouthful of butter, and was able to speak, he answered my incredulous look with:

"I thought they were cheese slices"

LMAO!!

 

[The Ranger]

LOL Well I did admire his good manners in not spitting it out once he realized his mistake..

Ranger's Rule on Dating..."If you fuck up, act like you meant to do it, laugh it off, and move on"

But Butter....DaYum, I bet he looked like a cat getting peanut butter off the roof of it's mouth...Hahahahahahahhahaa


Ranger

 

[jerkbox]

i like butter

 

[ChefWide]

Nancy. But thats a long story.

It would have to be a cross between finding live, inch long larvae an my plate at a deli restaurant on columbus ave some years back, with my pregnant wife. We had finished half of out brunch when we noticed the capers were moving.

when i freaked, the manager said "QUIET DOWN! Its summer, those things happen when it gets hot out." I hit him.

I hate when anger gets the best of me, but I appologised before I told the whole restaurant that there were live maggots on my plate.

 

[Scarlett33]

ants in pancake syrup at waffle house. The syrup was full of them and I didn't notice the first few bites

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lambchops suck made me puke in my napkin on first bite

 

[biteme]

Someone made me a coke float a long time ago. I saw them scratching their ass b4 they made it and I swear the coke float tasted like shit smell.

 

[Mr. Black]

One hunting trip a few years ago I shot a deer and while gutting him, my dad said how "in the old days" hunters used to eat the heart fresh from the kill. Well I tried some, turned a little green and just about barfed. I am surprised I didn't get worms...

 

[ChefWide]

I was in a bar down on Varick a few years back, cold as all hell outside, and festering lard assed, nose picking bartendress with thick black shit under her fingernails was making me an espresso. I guess she wasnt sure if the machine was hot, because as she was holding my cup under the coffee stream, she dipped her finger into the cup to check the temp.

"Want some sugar with that?"

"Er... no thanks, just a check."