I wanna play with the goods, I stay home and do it in my nice comfy bed ... me not gottum ankle biters. I just have to look at the husband and go "I need help taking a shower, you gotta show me what to do with the shower massage thingy." That usually does it
I learned a while back that if I just go "I'm horny, wanna fuck?" is the wrong approach. I might as well toss a bucket of ice water on the man, go figure
I saw this movie where like this kid played with toy soldiers and stuff and this guy with a poofy hat shot him and like the dad was pissed so he melted the soldiers down into bullets and stuff and shot people. It was good.
No man, I've seen nerds, I've smelled them and listened to their asthmatic wheezes Trust me, man, you ain't a nerd.
I've been to comic book conventions ... Star Trek conventions ... and I've seen photos of Anime conventions, I wasn't about to brave that. I don't think I'd be able to resist the urge to stand in the lobby and scream, "GET OUT OF YOUR PARENT'S BASEMENT AND GET A LIFE!!!"
I've been in the presence of people who will never, EVER get closer to human sexual contact than ... well, this: