Greetings from the Far East

[Doneitmanz]

Hi dudes,

I'm writing from Singapore. Discovered this forum not too long ago, but I hardly enter it...anyway, since I got quite a bit of free time on my hand now .....

Well, just wondering what u Americans view ppl from Singapore like ( u do know where is Singapore right? ), what's ye take on Asian guys and gals?

No holds barred pls.

cheers,
.....

 

[KAYNE]

DO THEY STILL CANE PEOPLE OVER THERE FOR GRAFFITI AND SHIT???



KAYNE

 

[HumorMe]

What time is it there?

 

[XBiker]

DO THEY STILL CANE PEOPLE OVER THERE FOR GRAFFITI AND SHIT???



KAYNE

KAYNE is inquiring about CANING?

Man, I think it's snowing outside!!!

 

[KAYNE]

THAT SHIT IS VERY PAINFUL AND NOT TO MENTION EMBARRASSING. CANT SAY I'D RATHER A CANING AS OPPOSED TO A MONTH OR TWO IN JAIL.




KAYNE

 

[the nature boy]

supposedly when you get caned, huge chunks of your ass go flying all over the place. that's gotta hurt.

 

[KAYNE]

I MAY BE WRONG HERE (NOT REALLY THOUGH), BUT THATS SOME CRUEL AND UNUSUAL SHIT. I.E....PUNISHMENT.



KAYNE

 

[supersizeme]

Based on NB's claim, I know some females with huge asses who would probably benefit from a solid hour of caning.

 

[strider364]

What up, welcome.

 

[the nature boy]

I MAY BE WRONG HERE (NOT REALLY THOUGH), BUT THATS SOME CRUEL AND UNUSUAL SHIT. I.E....PUNISHMENT.



KAYNE

maybe, but I wonder what the crime levels are in singapore.

 

[WarriorPL]

Welcome aboard man!

 

[Doneitmanz]

DO THEY STILL CANE PEOPLE OVER THERE FOR GRAFFITI AND SHIT???



KAYNE

Yeah in fact they still do...but its for those serious type of graffiti like close to vandalism....well, I guess strict laws have their pros and cons...

For example, in Singapore there are almost zero cases of vandalism, public facilities are kept in almost top notch quality...

here drug traffickers also get the death penalty (above a certain limit) hence we almost have no cases of drug abuses...good for the kids, bad for the "entrepreneurs" I guess

Anyway, no offence ! But that Michael Faye dude (from USA) deserved to get cane! I mean if the parents cannot control him, by all means allow the country to do it! I dunno about the USA but here we dun really fancy ppl destroying public properties and going on a vandalism spree just cos you feel like it or you are in the mood...no siree....

Its 11.28am now..haha ..for those who ask about the timing here...

cheers!!

 

[Doneitmanz]

maybe, but I wonder what the crime levels are in singapore.

Hmmmm.....I do not have the figures with me....but let's juz say its pretty safe walking alone at 3am in the morning without the fear of getting mug or something....

 

[Norman Bates]

Nevertheless, i would not like to live there.

 

[p0ink]

do they really eat dogs there?

are asian chick really as crazy in real life as they are in porn?

is bukake big there?

do they really make girls wear like size 2 shoes to keep their feet small?

 

[Stumpy (The Fucking dumbass Piece of Shit!)]

Welcome.

Btw, is it true that chewing gum is illegal in Singapore?

 

[Doneitmanz]

do they really eat dogs there?

are asian chick really as crazy in real life as they are in porn?

is bukake big there?

do they really make girls wear like size 2 shoes to keep their feet small?

1) No eating dogs are gross!! I think they only do it in China!
2) Actually asian gals are pretty sedated as compared to western gals...more conservative I should say....
3) haha.....nope..only in porn world
4) size 2 shoes ...yeah...only in acient china decades ago!

 

[p0ink]

for being from singapore, you have the english language down cold. good job.

 

[Doneitmanz]

Welcome.

Btw, is it true that chewing gum is illegal in Singapore?

Chewing gum is legal ( I think) but importing it is illegal (I'm sure)

 

[Doneitmanz]

for being from singapore, you have the english language down cold. good job.

Actually English language is our 1st language. Every singaporean speaks and write english pretty well.

Our 2nd language is Chinese

and 50% of us take up 3rd language (Jap, French, Malay, etc etc)....


Hahaha....many ppl think Singapore is part of China or even malaysia, most of my american friends at least....

actually we are south of malaysia, a tiny country of concreate jungle...strength is in financial institutions like investment bank, manufacturing and shipping....

Btw, jzu curious....what;s the average height of guys in USA ? age range of 20-29? In meters will be preferred! cheers!

 

[p0ink]

i think most guys are average 5 feet 10 inches tall to 6 foot 3 inches tall. (sorry, i dont know it in meters).

why is it illegal to import gum?

 

[minion]

I was in Singpore this past summer. The first thing that I noticed was the migh number of Indian and Arab folks. I was expecting to see alot of Filipino and Malay but it seemed pretty much a diverse composition of alot of Asians in that area. That and the Hindies and Arabs.
Needless to say made for a high average of HOT chics.

I didn't see any cops that I know of? Maybe I did and didn't realize what they were, who knows. The city was cool but no emerald city. There's dirt to get into if that what your looking for.

I spent part of my nights at the Beer Garden had a few then I'd made my way back to the boat. (yeah, I know I'm lame )

 

[Frackal]

damn those gooks

FYI darktoof is only saying that in jest because he is asian, doneiztman....

 

[XBiker]

If I swing in to Singapoe you gonna hook up da ho's?

 

[Doneitmanz]

i think most guys are average 5 feet 10 inches tall to 6 foot 3 inches tall. (sorry, i dont know it in meters).

why is it illegal to import gum?

I think cos ppl who chew gum always stick it up on the most convenient of places when they finished chewing...ends up it looks unslightly etc....hence,nip the problem at the bud...BAN IT!!! hahahaha
pretty extreme heh....


Actually the majority of ppl in Singapore are Chinese....followed by Malays and Indians....