green lentils are from hell............

[redsamurai]

Holy god.......I regulary eat normal and red lentils, so I was not expecting the intestinal reaction that I got from the green ones. WTF? That smell is pure rotting cabbage!!! My friends and I usually pride ourselves in cutting one that clears that room......but I am truly afraid if I unleash this on them, they may break up with me. This shit is wrong.......I've never smelled anything like that.

 

[captainahole]

time to unleash the beast in a room of complete strangers with most of them being woman. It will impress.
What do you have to lose their strangers

 

[redsamurai]

time to unleash the beast in a room of complete strangers with most of them being woman. It will impress.
What do you have to lose their strangers

I would by lynched for that..........there's no woman on the planet I would subject to that stink. It's better today....but still there somewhat, it's been almost two days since I ate those things.