Great chick fight tonight

[theoak01]

I was bouncing at the bar,pretty quiet night over all,a bunch of us decide to go and get food after and while we are waiting to get food this nasty skanky fat chick is grinding up on almost everyone in the bar,then gets to me,and is like "your hot can I hump you" Im all ugh no thanks, then she asks why, and I immediately blurt out Im married, to which one of my prick drunk friends yells out no he isnt . this bitch loses it " oh so you think your better then me blah blah well fuck you and she fucking slaps me.

my friend sees this,and shes a pretty tough girl, grabs this bitch by her hood of her jacket ans drags her outside and royally fucked her up,punches put the boots to her.

then came up and asked me if I was ok lol what a sweet girl.

so how was everyone elses night?

 

[needtogetaas]

sounds like you had fun bro.

 

[theoak01]

oh ya minus getting slapped it was a fantastic night

 

[needtogetaas]

oh ya minus getting slapped it was a fantastic night

lol it was a good mic night then was it.lol

 

[biteme]

lol it was a good mic night then was it.lol

A micholobe sounds good. I know I didn't spell that right.

 

[needtogetaas]

A micholobe sounds good. I know I didn't spell that right.

I am very down right now

 

[Razorguns]

lol!

drunk skanky bar slut OWNED!

i went to a bar FULL of them. Good god. It was a soggy tit fest there. I was afraid of being molested every 5 seconds.

 

[theoak01]

im ready to get use to it again,the university crowd is going home and the rough assholes are moving in,they try and sell drugs etc in the bar

 

[coldblue1955]

there's nothing better than 2 hot chicks going at it!

 

[EnderJE]

I was bouncing at the bar,pretty quiet night over all,a bunch of us decide to go and get food after and while we are waiting to get food this nasty skanky fat chick is grinding up on almost everyone in the bar,then gets to me,and is like "your hot can I hump you" Im all ugh no thanks, then she asks why, and I immediately blurt out Im married, to which one of my prick drunk friends yells out no he isnt . this bitch loses it " oh so you think your better then me blah blah well fuck you and she fucking slaps me.

my friend sees this,and shes a pretty tough girl, grabs this bitch by her hood of her jacket ans drags her outside and royally fucked her up,punches put the boots to her.

then came up and asked me if I was ok lol what a sweet girl.

so how was everyone elses night?

1) Hahahah. I remember the days when I've called my friends BS in front of people they were trying to impress.
2) Fuck the friend.

 

[theoak01]

I may fuck the girl lol,or atleast get head.

as for the guy,he is going to be owned when we take him out to the rippers for his birthday,gonna get him tanked and get a ugly snaggle tooth girl to dance on him

 

[Destroyer1986*]

She called you hot? LOL

 

[theoak01]

She called you hot? LOL

ya it happens from time to time