Gratuitous Crotch Exposure and Arrhythmic Clapping

[Stefka]

Today at the gym…
The geriatric clapper was to my left.
The bear in short-shorts was using the abductor machine to my right.
That must be what hell is like.

 

[javaguru]

Home gym, best investment ever.

 

[jh1]

See my avatar...

 

[wootoom]

home gyms rule

 

[musclemom]

Today at the gym…
The geriatric clapper was to my left.
The bear in short-shorts was using the abductor machine to my right.
That must be what hell is like.

K to you for a totally awesome thread title.

P.S.: Home gyms rule.

 

[wootoom]

K to you for a totally awesome thread title.

P.S.: Home gyms rule.

i agree home gyms rule

 

[heatherrae]

Today at the gym…
The geriatric clapper was to my left.
The bear in short-shorts was using the abductor machine to my right.
That must be what hell is like.

OMG!

Why the hell is he clapping?

 

[Stefka]

The clapper was a woman. She was probably trying to clap along to WHAM! or whatever the hell she was listening to but this clapping did not come close to resembling a beat. And she was loud.

 

[heatherrae]

The clapper was a woman. She was probably trying to clap along to WHAM! or whatever the hell she was listening to but this clapping did not come close to resembling a beat. And she was loud.

So just walking around the gym with headphones on and clapping like one of those monkey with symbols alarm clocks?

GEEZ

 

[Stefka]

So just walking around the gym with headphones on and clapping like one of those monkey with symbols alarm clocks?

GEEZ

No - she was rocking out on the elliptical.
Ever see that show Sit and be Fit?
She looked like that woman.

 

[Spartacus]

I like this girl

 

[heatherrae]

No - she was rocking out on the elliptical.
Ever see that show Sit and be Fit?
She looked like that woman.

Holy shit! Nothing throws me off more than someone who claps off beat. I was a dancer, so I don't understand how someone could not hear the beats in music.

I would have been cracking up.

 

[Stefka]

I was giggling a bit. But when the bear got into the abductor machine I was gagging.

 

[Stefka]

And a home gym would be nice but I am poor.
Plus - after the bear/clapper nightmare I went downstairs and watched some very uncoordinated boys play some very sad basketball. I laughed at them and all was right in the world.

 

[unclecharlie]

more

 

[Stefka]

More what? More bitching about my crappy gym?

 

[samoth]

More what? More bitching about my crappy gym?

MOAR!

Also, highly underrated thread title.