Got jumped by 2 guys........

[sweed]

i am drunnk now.... but i was coming up my street and one guy was askin my for some money... i said i didn't have any.... another guy came out of no where and was like, give us your money , so i was like, i just came back from a bar and i dont have money on me. so one guys was like gimme your monmey and then out of no where the other guy hit me.. . so i hit him back the the other guy came after me and i hit him back... then i hit him a few more times and he fell.. then i went to the oter guy and hi t him until he went down adn i kicked him a bunch and then kicke the other guy somer more... i made sure they were dow by hittin them .... so then i got to the top of my street adn made sure they wrent following me and i made it hme... damn these guys tryin to take my moey.. i had like $10 on me.. wtf.. good thing they weren't carying a gun.. but i am gonn a find something to bring with me for now on...damn it.. ah i had such a good time at the bar and this happens.... oh well at least i beat them, haha

 

[GoldenDelicious]

no way are you drunk, mang. youre writing way to clearly for that.

admit it, you wolf whistled at one of them. you know which one. the cute one. the one with the lips. i mean, lipth

 

[slickdadd]

Damn, did you beat them up ninja style? Roundhouses and all? That's pretty sweet they didn't jump you though. If you are telling the truth.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

shoulda took their money...

 

[ceo]

shoulda took their money...

no shit!

 

[gonelifting]

shoulda tied them up together to a pole.... naked

 

[gonelifting]

with a sign on them "I tried to rob someone last night and got beat up" pics too.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

shoulda tied them up together to a pole.... naked

 

[RADAR]

You need a steel cobra!!!
Sneaky very effective


RADAR

 

[WhatNot51]

with a sign on them "I tried to rob someone last night and got beat up" pics too.

ROFL

 

[gymrat]

I just needed change for the bus ass clown. There was no need to kick me.

 

[bran987]

with a sign on them "I tried to rob someone last night and got beat up" pics too.

lmao lmao

 

[jerkbox]

shoulda took their money...

word

 

[Carmen]

did they use a condom?

 

[sweed]

lmao at all the responses.... damn it i missed all my classes too, haha... i was pissed last ngiht but this mronign i woke up and i kinda laughed... thats just funny i beat them, haha .... good times im roxbury

 

[big_bad_buff]

no luck at the bar so you had to make up a fight story eh? that's cool

 

[sawastea]

I call bullshit. You probably got anally attacked and you're acting like you're superman on EF to pick up all the chicks. NO WAY!!!

FatBox tried this stunt last year and got called out on it.

 

[sweed]

lol, ya i made it up and cut under my eye to make it really look like someone hit me... lol
i am an allstar superhero biotch

 

[hardrock]

You need a steel cobra!!!
Sneaky very effective


RADAR

WTF is that?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

WTF is that?

i think its a vibrator

RADAR knows the score

 

[biteme]

I call bullshit. You made this story up when you drunk didn't last night, didn't you?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I call bullshit. You made this story up when you drunk didn't last night, didn't you?

jealous he had a real fight, huh

 

[manny78]

Is CCW legal up there ?

 

[RADAR]

WTF is that?

Its a telescoping steel coil spring that when swung pops out 26 inches and has a lead tip ball on the end about the size of a marble.the handle fits right under your sleeve retracted it is about 10 inches long.

RADAR

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Its a telescoping steel coil spring that when swung pops out 26 inches and has a lead tip ball on the end about the size of a marble.the handle fits right under your sleeve retracted it is about 10 inches long.

RADAR

ah, one of those extendable asps

10 inches is quite long though, a 7 inch or so spring loaded baton would be a lot better...any idea where to get one?

 

[RADAR]

ah, one of those extendable asps

10 inches is quite long though, a 7 inch or so spring loaded baton would be a lot better...any idea where to get one?

Usually you can find those on self defense sites, also i've seen some where there are throwing stars etc.




RADAR

 

[RADAR]

found em.......


http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/batons.htm



RADAR

 

[GoldenDelicious]

cheers radar, im going to se if its legal to carry one around here. theyre great little things, apparently theres a cop arounds here that broke both a guys legs (femurs) with one strike with one of these

 

[RADAR]

cheers radar, im going to se if its legal to carry one around here. theyre great little things, apparently theres a cop arounds here that broke both a guys legs (femurs) with one strike with one of these

I keep one just in case a gang needs a group hug!


other than that i don't mind a trio any more is cheating and cowardly.



RADAR

 

[sweed]

Its a telescoping steel coil spring that when swung pops out 26 inches and has a lead tip ball on the end about the size of a marble.the handle fits right under your sleeve retracted it is about 10 inches long.

RADAR

my roomate actually has one.. but i think i might buy one of those for mysefl... thanks a lot for that webiste bro

 

[from zero]

Get a side-handled baton, like the Big Boss Man.