Got in a fight with a Teletubby

[BigBazooka]

ok bros.....roid rage has become a friend of mine for the first time ever on any cycle...was leaving the movie theatre last nite and these Teletubbies in their hopped up Civics were checking out my chick as well as my buddy's chick.....well, we are both on right now so that didn't help any..they kept whistling and shit so i went up and was nice at first and just threatened La-La ..i walked away to go to my truck and they whistle again..i looked at my buddy and was like what the F***, we went over there and taught those fluffy Teletubbies a lesson right there in front of a parking lot full of people....word around the campfire is one of them went to an imaginary hospital last nite for a mouth full of broken and missing teeth! you can get by me once, but when u try it again, its on.....did i over react??

-BigBazooka

ps. I swear I saw La-La snorting Fina before the incident!

 

[Norman Bates]

There is no teletubbie that doesn´t deserve to get its ass kicked.

 

[musclebrains]

 

[vixenbabe]

I hate that show with a passion.....

You did a good deed BB!

 

[WODIN]

Was it tinky-winky and La-la...they're always busting on chicks in their rice-burner.

 

[pushing_fe]

ok bros.....roid rage has become a friend of mine for the first time ever on any cycle...was leaving the movie theatre last nite and these Teletubbies in their hopped up Civics were checking out my chick as well as my buddy's chick.....well, we are both on right now so that didn't help any..they kept whistling and shit so i went up and was nice at first and just threatened La-La ..i walked away to go to my truck and they whistle again..i looked at my buddy and was like what the F***, we went over there and taught those fluffy Teletubbies a lesson right there in front of a parking lot full of people....word around the campfire is one of them went to an imaginary hospital last nite for a mouth full of broken and missing teeth! you can get by me once, but when u try it again, its on.....did i over react??

-BigBazooka

ps. I swear I saw La-La snorting Fina before the incident!

That's funny man, a few days ago me and one of my friends went to see Lilo & Stitch, and when we were leaving we saw some chicks with these two dudes. So we we started whistling and yelling at them and one of the dudes said, "Hey those are my friends that you'r yelling at, I'd appreciate it if you would stop".

Me and my friend were all like whatever, cause we were in his cousins hopped up Civic, and we had just done a few hits of X. So we started yelling again and one of them kids came and dragged me out the hopped up Civic and punched me in the mouth and broke all my teeth. I've been in the hospital the last few days. Do I have a lawsuit?

 

[finabomber]

No lawsuit

 

[clusterfoxtrot]

Better be careful though. In "real life" the smallest Teletubbie is 6'6" and the biggest one, Tinky Winky (the one that carries the purse) is something like 8' tall.

Those rabbits on the set, are special food rabbits from Australia, and weigh about 40 lbs each!

I don't care how big or tough you are, I would think twice before squaring of with an 8' purple, purse-carrying, queer-as-a-football-bat Teletubbie.

PS - I am not making that shit up either. That's why they don't do public events - they don't wan't to scare the hell out of the kiddies.

CF

 

[Tony104104]

 

[strider364]

Better be careful though. In "real life" the smallest Teletubbie is 6'6" and the biggest one, Tinky Winky (the one that carries the purse) is something like 8' tall.

Those rabbits on the set, are special food rabbits from Australia, and weigh about 40 lbs each!

I don't care how big or tough you are, I would think twice before squaring of with an 8' purple, purse-carrying, queer-as-a-football-bat Teletubbie.

PS - I am not making that shit up either. That's why they don't do public events - they don't wan't to scare the hell out of the kiddies.

CF

I almost fell out of the chair reading this, funny shit bro.

 

[clusterfoxtrot]

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For the Non-Believers:

I apologize for a little of my inaccuracies, here are the vital stats:

"The rabbits on the set are of a breed called "Flemish Giants," and are flippin' HUGE!

Since the Teletubbies' are played by full-grown adults, they suits are (naturally) oversized. Reportedly ranging in height from 6'6" (Po) to an impressive 10' tall (Tinky Winky), the Tubbies must interact on a set created in gigantic proportions. Thus, the Flemish Giants, which tend to grow to be upwards of 15 lbs. This is why the rabbits don't really "hop" so much as shuffle about ... they're too big to get leaping.


[This highly classified photo better earn me some more Karma, dammit!]

CF

 

[clusterfoxtrot]

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Oh...as an afterthought, one of these tasty bastards will only set you back about 75.00 should you choose to purchase one.

The Flemish Giant is a real breed, and they can actually grow as large as 20 lbs, according to the ARBA (that would be the: American Rabbit Breeders Association.)

You'll notice the size of this rabbit, as he lies - belly full - after disemboweling a small child. Don't let their cuddly demeanor fool you - these brute can be full-on lethal!

 

[clusterfoxtrot]

Yeah, but you have to look at the mentality of the brawl. Barney, would be likely to go one-to-one, even against 2:1 odds IMO, on the smallest Teletubbie.

The problem is that you the Teletubbies have a gang mentality and when you fight one, you fight all of them. So you trade right hooks with Po, next thing you know, you've go La-La, Dipsy, and Tinky-Winky trying to donkeypunch your ass.

So let's go to 30,000 feet. Given that's the case and we have an old fashioned rumble here, Barney only has BJ and Baby Bop to cover his 6.

I don't know about you - but I'll take a 10' tall purse-carrying alien on my side, over a yellow dinosaur anyday in a bar fight.

I think Barney would be a clean fighter, but the 'Tubbies are likely to do somehting psycho.

This of course, is only my opinion.

 

[lilperronis]

funny shit bro

 

[Night Fly]

I hate that show with a passion.....

You did a good deed BB!

I agree with you, Vixen!!!! I despise that show...those things actually scare me! lol