got-em

[Sub-Zero]

this is about 10 minutes pre "embarrasing bus-fall thread"

so i was walking back from the gym to the metrobus, and some little douche was holding a cup and said to someone about 60 feet in front of me (in a really goofy as dumb, highpitched prepubertyvoice) "HI im retarded give me money"
and he had maybe im guessing a brother about 15 or 16 sitting near where he was standing kinda laughing and egging him on.

so its my turn... kid comes up and kinda twirls around all weird and goes "hii im retarded gimme money".

i turn to him without stopping and say "Your definately retarded, but im not giving you any money"

his brother laughed at him and the kid says in his highpitched voice "fuck you too" but i didnt say anything back, cause i knew i had gotem and nothing else needed to be said.

 

[Sub-Zero]

also in spanish class today the teacher was discussing verb forms and she goes

"me puse" and i turn to the kid next to me and go "Me pusseh"(sounding more like my pussy), and we start laughing. so some other peopel are laughing across the room most likely for the same reason.

now this teacher is REALLY bipolarish, and she FLIPS out and screams and yells at us for the smallest reasons, and she looks at me and i clench my teeth and stop laughing..

she says "woudl you like to share with us what is so funny" an di knew i was screwed but without thinking, immediately i said "i saw those kids (motioned across the room) laughing and i laugh when others laugh".

she smiled and said, okay say i tin spanish and i go "yo rio cuando otros rien" and shes like ok.

it was sucha good save, in getting sharper in the brain

 

[Lestat]

<crickets chirping>

 

[Sub-Zero]

<crickets chirping>

fuckhead

 

[KillahBee]

 

[KillahBee]

 

[seizer]

also in spanish class today the teacher was discussing verb forms and she goes

"me puse" and i turn to the kid next to me and go "Me pusseh"(sounding more like my pussy), and we start laughing. so some other peopel are laughing across the room most likely for the same reason.

now this teacher is REALLY bipolarish, and she FLIPS out and screams and yells at us for the smallest reasons, and she looks at me and i clench my teeth and stop laughing..

she says "woudl you like to share with us what is so funny" an di knew i was screwed but without thinking, immediately i said "i saw those kids (motioned across the room) laughing and i laugh when others laugh".

she smiled and said, okay say i tin spanish and i go "yo rio cuando otros rien" and shes like ok.

it was sucha good save, in getting sharper in the brain

the force goes strong you, dangerous you may become...

 

[jrlex]

Crickets Still Chirping..

 

[hamstershaver]

klu got wet reading that story

 

[Sub-Zero]

klu got wet reading that story

she pissed herself laughing, or she just spilled her water on accident