Got CAUGHT again, by MY parents.. more emberassment..

[Xalthus]

OMG... On sunday while my parents were at church till like 1 PM; and my GF was over and we had the door locked. I heard my parents come in the house and i was about to tell her to go out the window, but instead i proceeded to screwin the shit out of her.

By 11pm; after i came 4 times, MY parents got pissed and slammed open the door cause it was locked so long (unlocked door from outside with screw driver or somethin). And there we were.. I got a huge fuckn lecture about pregnacy and shit but DAMN how emberassing that is..

No more sex in the house for me..

BTW reason i do her so much is because she just came back from being gone 4 months...


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http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=77401

 

[Taps]

You just can't catch a break, huh? lol

At least you wern't caught jerking off.

 

[68GT350]

I'd just continue screwin her...I mean, you gotta get your peace, right?

 

[Taps]

Taps, you're always able to put things in perspective. LMAO

Well, I'd rather be caught boning some girl than palying the ol' skinflute, ya know? Both are embarassing, but the former is less pathetic.

Remember that old Seinfeld episode where George's mom caught him jerking off to Comsopolitan or somthing? She thought he was a damn freak.

 

[Binky]

OMG... . I heard my parents come in the house and i was about to tell her to go out the window, but instead i proceeded to screwin the shit out of her.

Good call. You have the right priorities.
Trust me...your parents pulled the same shit when they
were your age...Just remind them of that occasionally.

 

[HappyScrappy]

There is a very easy way to make sure this never happens again.
It would help greatly if you have a pet - like a dog, or cat, or even livestock.
Then just enter your room with said animal, go pants down, hold the animal, and make lots of noise until your parents "catch" you in the "act" (not that nothing has to actually take place, just has to look like it is).

After this, I assure you that your parents will never set foot in your room again, and perhaps not even speak to you.