So we go to lunch at this place in Venice Beach to celebrate somebody's last day at work. Nice italian place right across from the beach, dinner's great, yada yada. There's 5 of us jammed in a guy's convertible coming back. We're driving down Lincoln Ave and this van w/Florida tags pulls up alongside with 6-7 people, mid twenties. They're hootin and hollerin about somethin, no idea what, next thing you one of the girls pulls up her shirt to reveal two fabulous D-cups, nipple ring and all. She's nice lookin too, not a porker at all. We end up ahead but they pull up alongside and again up with the shirt and she's shakin them moneymakers like crazy. They're swinging so they're real too. We get ahead and one more time they pull up and one more time she yanks that shirt up and puts 'em on the glass. We're all like "is this really happening?". We're four non-studly guys 35-55 and one guy fresh outta college...actually the young guy stood up in the car and raised his shirt back to her. Of course he's about 5'8", 130 lbs so it didn't really have the same effect.
I can't say "this shit never happens to me" anymore.
I can't say "this shit never happens to me" anymore.

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