Got a hot date tonight...need opinions

[supersizeme]

Alright I met this girl down at the swap meet this past weekend, and we're going out tonight. I have a romantic night of disco bowling, walking along this old pipe drain by my apartment while sharing a bottle of lukewarm Nighttrain, and then maybe some late night ass fucking if all goes well. I already know what gear I plan on wearing, but I keep going back and forth on which caps to put up in my grill. I really dig this skeezer and think we may have a future together based on our seemingly never-ending phone calls this whole week, so I can't fuck this up by wearing the wrong teef. Please give me your opinion from my list of options below:

or

or

Right now I'm leaning towards the third option, style #18, because by not immediately flossing all my ice right off the bat to her by choosing style #22, I will know for damn sure that this shortie is down for me and not the amount of ends I have in my bank account.

Thank you for yout time. You's a ho.

 

[frorider6]

I'd go with option #22. Maximize the ice factor for maximum Bling Blingness.

 

[HumorMe]

Why don't you go for a full set of uppers and lowers.

 

[Robert Jan]

lmao

 

[supersizeme]

I'm just worried she might be wearing the same ones tonight. Have you ever had that happen? You and your chick go out and you have the same caps on? If I had a nickel for every time that has happened to me, I could pay off my 20s finally.

 

[the nature boy]

I like #18. I think I saw Master P wearin' em in a video once. Then later on tonight you can make her say "Uhhhh" when you stick her in the balloon knot.

Here's a bigtime pimp move I think you should try tonight with your date. When you're giving it to her where the sun don't shine, try to stick your balls in too. Very high degree of difficulty, but I think you can pull it off.

 

[TheProject]

Here's a bigtime pimp move I think you should try tonight with your date. When you're giving it to her where the sun don't shine, try to stick your balls in too. Very high degree of difficulty, but I think you can pull it off.

Ah, the old Dog in the Bathtub. High degree of difficulty indeed.

 

[smallmovesal]

hey i fink i pofted dovve picf before

 

[smallmovesal]

p.s. the more diamonds, the more likely she'll think you have moola

 

[the nature boy]

Ah, the old Dog in the Bathtub. High degree of difficulty indeed.

well done jedi.

 

[OMEGA]

can I be an aprrentice oh Master Jedi Nature?

 

[b fold the truth]

Can you wear those even if you are missing a few teeth in the front?

B True

 

[ladymacbeth]

Ah, the old Dog in the Bathtub. High degree of difficulty indeed.

Oh my fucking god...I have never heard this before...now I have something new to say in class...as in, "What would happen if the United States lost hegemonic status in the world?" answer: "Well, we'd get the old Dog in the Bathtub, that's for sure..." Sure to stump even the hippest TA...

 

[TheProject]

Oh my fucking god...I have never heard this before...now I have something new to say in class...as in, "What would happen if the United States lost hegemonic status in the world?" answer: "Well, we'd get the old Dog in the Bathtub, that's for sure..." Sure to stump even the hippest TA...

Well, as a fall back, there's always the Gaylord Perry...

 

[pushing_fe]

I shit you not, I was out at a bar tonight and some white dude had a pair of these on. I didn't get to close to see which style they were, but I thought of this thread as soon as I saw him and laughed.

 

[HumorMe]

I shit you not, I was out at a bar tonight and some white dude had a pair of these on. I didn't get to close to see which style they were, but I thought of this thread as soon as I saw him and laughed.

I guess supersizeme was serious when he posted this thread!

 

[Boach]

I'm surprised you came up with enough cheese to own a variety. I can only afford a single cap for my front incisor.

The hydrolics for my Continental set me too far back and the man is coming down on me hard for the money back.

 

[Frackal]

bwahahahha

 

[beefybull]

Baby, from the rap group "Big Tymers" has put over $150,000 into his mouth. Platinum with 10-20 carats of diamonds. Thats fucking nuts. When my career blows up, I will definately not floss that much in my grill. In fact, I probably wont ice my teeth at all. If you decide to do it, you should keep it classy. Platinum canines would be cool.

If you cant afford plat, get some silver. "Fake it til ya make it" they say.

If you like unbelievably good rap music, download some of the Big Tymers stuff, its badass ("Get Your Roll On", "#1 Stunna", "Big", "No, No", "Sunny Day", "10 Wayz", "Rocky", "Still Fly", "We Hustle", etc.) Some of it is funny as shit too. Here is some more music from them:
"Hennessey & XTC" - B.G. & Big Tymers (hilarious)
"Undisputed" & "Project Chick" - Cash Money Millionaires

http://www.cashmoney-records.com/

BLING!