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Freak Show
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I'm gonna make her dinner and go out for drinks or something. Anyone got something more unique/fun? She's gonna be here for most of the day and night.
Got a first date tonight. Any good ideas?
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May1010
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Freak Show said:
I suggest that you take her to male strip review. Just for shit and giggles.
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If you want a second date I wouldn't do the fart thing. I would take her to the movies. Buy drinks, snacks and a large popcorn. Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn. Put it in your lap and run your dick in it. Wait for the surprise when she gets to the bottom of the popcorn. HEHEHEHE
If you want a second date I wouldn't do the fart thing. I would take her to the movies. Buy drinks, snacks and a large popcorn. Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn. Put it in your lap and run your dick in it. Wait for the surprise when she gets to the bottom of the popcorn. HEHEHEHE
fistfullofsteel
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There is only one solution to this problem. Drive her to my house and drop her off for a couple of hours. Then I will call you and let you know when you can pick her up. I guarantee she will never forget you. There it is, glad I could help.
Now that was fucking funny
lol. My co workers think I'm strange.
It just keeps getting better!!
Get naked and rub Your self down w\ cooking oil
stick let,toms and other foods around your cock. When
she comes in and acts all surpised say I told you I was going to cook for you, I made U a hot dog now eat it U silly bitch!! This will work.
Dude
Tomorrow I have my first date for ages... How about this strategy (girls must not read this!):
Even if she is boring or not your type - your primary objective is a shag (a fuck). Thus, you must at least attempt to be 'her' type until you get your leg-over.. after which, you can dump her.
I hope she isn't boring and that you can have a shag and nice company...
Tomorrow I have my first date for ages... How about this strategy (girls must not read this!):
Even if she is boring or not your type - your primary objective is a shag (a fuck). Thus, you must at least attempt to be 'her' type until you get your leg-over.. after which, you can dump her.
I hope she isn't boring and that you can have a shag and nice company...
satanic goatslayer
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Get your friend to dress up as a chauffeur and drive your car for you.
Walk to her door with an arrangement of wildflowers that you picked earlier in the day. Ring the bell, and when she answers the door, present her with the flowers and escort her to the car. Make sure to open the door for her.
When you arrive to the restaurant, open the door again for her, and take her coat for her as you enter the restaurant. Pull her chair out, and comment on her outfit/hair, making sure to use words which only have pleasant connotations.
As you order dinner, ask what she wants, and make sure to order it for her. Tell the waiter to bring candles etc... if they aren't on the table already.
When the food comes, thank the waiter in a foreign language.
After dinner, as you head to wherever to have drinks, pull out your butterfly knife and cut a lock of her hair off. When she asks why you did that, reply that you wanted a piece of heaven for your sleep, and if she has a problem with that, follow these simple plans.
#1) Kick her in the gut
#2) Using an overhand strike, impale the butterfly knife into the top of her head, making sure to miss the vital parts of the brain.
#3) Tear out her larynx
#4) Eat said larynx
#5) Pour gasoline over her legs
#6) Light legs on fire
#7) Urinate on legs to extinguish the fire
#8) Shove the flowers up her nose
#9) Shoot bottle rockets at her
#10) Pick her up to her feet and deliver a full strength headbutt to the nose
#11) Curb-stomp her
#12) FINISH HER
This is the ideal date. Slip sex into the mix wherever you see appropriate, some prefer the sweet feel of necrophilia, but it's all preferential.
Walk to her door with an arrangement of wildflowers that you picked earlier in the day. Ring the bell, and when she answers the door, present her with the flowers and escort her to the car. Make sure to open the door for her.
When you arrive to the restaurant, open the door again for her, and take her coat for her as you enter the restaurant. Pull her chair out, and comment on her outfit/hair, making sure to use words which only have pleasant connotations.
As you order dinner, ask what she wants, and make sure to order it for her. Tell the waiter to bring candles etc... if they aren't on the table already.
When the food comes, thank the waiter in a foreign language.
After dinner, as you head to wherever to have drinks, pull out your butterfly knife and cut a lock of her hair off. When she asks why you did that, reply that you wanted a piece of heaven for your sleep, and if she has a problem with that, follow these simple plans.
#1) Kick her in the gut
#2) Using an overhand strike, impale the butterfly knife into the top of her head, making sure to miss the vital parts of the brain.
#3) Tear out her larynx
#4) Eat said larynx
#5) Pour gasoline over her legs
#6) Light legs on fire
#7) Urinate on legs to extinguish the fire
#8) Shove the flowers up her nose
#9) Shoot bottle rockets at her
#10) Pick her up to her feet and deliver a full strength headbutt to the nose
#11) Curb-stomp her
#12) FINISH HER
This is the ideal date. Slip sex into the mix wherever you see appropriate, some prefer the sweet feel of necrophilia, but it's all preferential.
xxxratednites
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LOL@SG
Star
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Here's a serious answer for you. The flowers are a good idea....so are the manners....forget the rest though. A good first date is dinner and something that makes you laugh. A carnival, go carts, you know something juvenile. That way you both have a blast and you don't have to worry about the tense silences. Take it from a WOMAN. I wouldn't steer you wrong.
fiatconspiracy
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fuck dinner too much down time, dinner is for later dates, the first date should be light, something were you can run if you want, like coffee , or ice cream and a walk,,,,of course if the dinner is horrible you can go to the mens room and just not come back
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madbomber31
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hmmm, take her to greektown and walk around... or hart plaza??? i dunno, detroit aint the greatest date place as you are well aware...
Star
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yeah pool is good too, a bar with darts (doesn't require skill to play) Any kind of game relaxes the situation and is always fun. Try and convince her to forget the movies. Why the hell would you wanna spend two hours of your time sitting next to someone you don't know....not getting to know them....duh!
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PS. If you do go to the movies don't do that popcorn thing
Star
PS. If you do go to the movies don't do that popcorn thing
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velvett
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Freak Show said:
Day and NIGHT? On a first date?
What ya'll gonna hop into the sack after dinner?
Anywhooooooo
Dinner first, get to know what ya'll have in common as far as shared interests. Then maybe after you can go for a nice walk and maybe a sight seeing sort of drive if there's a scenic route by you.
Follow up with an after dinner drink and conversation at a fun yet still cozy bar/restaurant type place.
If you really like the girl - for GOD'S SAKE do not make a clam run on the first night. One of you will regret it, and one of you will forever hold it against the other.
fistfullofsteel
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Velvett, are you a lesbian or bisexual?
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velvett
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fistfullofsteel said:
Well, you are the second person to ask me that today.
Huh.
So why do you ask?
Was it my response or is this something you have always wondered?
fistfullofsteel
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velvett said:
in another post you were talking about women in a sexual way, so I want to clear the air.
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velvett
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fistfullofsteel said:
really..
Which one?
You're probably right, I'm just curious which post.
I'm not a lesbian, if that helps.
fistfullofsteel
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supergirl said:
Yep, and the philosophy professor loved me for it. In this case, I just want to clear up the air.
fistfullofsteel
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velvett said:
Don't remember. How about bi curious?
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manny78
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condoms and some KY lol
Freak Show
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shit, this is too funny to be at the bottom. You guys topped off my night.
Freak Show
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It went pretty good, Oak. Check out my other thread.
Bulldog_10
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Is it really that much to ask? An honest answer to an honest question! Can't you guys take anything seriously?
A dude asks for advice and you give him this shit??
You guys probably gave him so much shit cuz you ain't got any advice on getting girls...Cuz you haven't got any damn experience.
Just my thoughts
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