Got a first date tonight. Any good ideas?

[satanic goatslayer]

Get your friend to dress up as a chauffeur and drive your car for you.

Walk to her door with an arrangement of wildflowers that you picked earlier in the day. Ring the bell, and when she answers the door, present her with the flowers and escort her to the car. Make sure to open the door for her.

When you arrive to the restaurant, open the door again for her, and take her coat for her as you enter the restaurant. Pull her chair out, and comment on her outfit/hair, making sure to use words which only have pleasant connotations.

As you order dinner, ask what she wants, and make sure to order it for her. Tell the waiter to bring candles etc... if they aren't on the table already.

When the food comes, thank the waiter in a foreign language.

After dinner, as you head to wherever to have drinks, pull out your butterfly knife and cut a lock of her hair off. When she asks why you did that, reply that you wanted a piece of heaven for your sleep, and if she has a problem with that, follow these simple plans.

#1) Kick her in the gut

#2) Using an overhand strike, impale the butterfly knife into the top of her head, making sure to miss the vital parts of the brain.

#3) Tear out her larynx

#4) Eat said larynx

#5) Pour gasoline over her legs

#6) Light legs on fire

#7) Urinate on legs to extinguish the fire

#8) Shove the flowers up her nose

#9) Shoot bottle rockets at her

#10) Pick her up to her feet and deliver a full strength headbutt to the nose

#11) Curb-stomp her

#12) FINISH HER

This is the ideal date. Slip sex into the mix wherever you see appropriate, some prefer the sweet feel of necrophilia, but it's all preferential.

 

[Jeff_rys]

you guys are shick

but funny

 

[xxxratednites]

LOL@SG

 

[Star]

Here's a serious answer for you. The flowers are a good idea....so are the manners....forget the rest though. A good first date is dinner and something that makes you laugh. A carnival, go carts, you know something juvenile. That way you both have a blast and you don't have to worry about the tense silences. Take it from a WOMAN. I wouldn't steer you wrong.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

fuck dinner too much down time, dinner is for later dates, the first date should be light, something were you can run if you want, like coffee , or ice cream and a walk,,,,of course if the dinner is horrible you can go to the mens room and just not come back

 

[theoak01]

Star has a great idea go karts are always fun,that and pool,damn i love pool,i got suckered into the movies tonite with this girl on our first date,i dont really like that because of the lack of communication but i will see how it goes

 

[Star]

Of course what was I thinking???? That maybe a woman could answer what might impress a WOMAN more. Geez, must of lost my head. Of course a man could answer that better.

Star

 

[madbomber31]

hmmm, take her to greektown and walk around... or hart plaza??? i dunno, detroit aint the greatest date place as you are well aware...

 

[supergirl]

you guys make me never want to date again!!!

 

[Star]

yeah pool is good too, a bar with darts (doesn't require skill to play) Any kind of game relaxes the situation and is always fun. Try and convince her to forget the movies. Why the hell would you wanna spend two hours of your time sitting next to someone you don't know....not getting to know them....duh!

Star

PS. If you do go to the movies don't do that popcorn thing