Got a first date tonight. Any good ideas?

[Freak Show]

I'm gonna make her dinner and go out for drinks or something. Anyone got something more unique/fun? She's gonna be here for most of the day and night.

 

[May1010]

I'm gonna make her dinner and go out for drinks or something. Anyone got something more unique/fun? She's gonna be here for most of the day and night.

I suggest that you take her to male strip review. Just for shit and giggles.

 

[cladshirt]

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If you want a second date I wouldn't do the fart thing. I would take her to the movies. Buy drinks, snacks and a large popcorn. Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn. Put it in your lap and run your dick in it. Wait for the surprise when she gets to the bottom of the popcorn. HEHEHEHE

 

[fistfullofsteel]

There is only one solution to this problem. Drive her to my house and drop her off for a couple of hours. Then I will call you and let you know when you can pick her up. I guarantee she will never forget you. There it is, glad I could help.

 

[Evildee]

did you really think you were going to get serious answers on this board.?....Good Luck bro........and oh yeah, SHOW HER YOUR COCK!, end of story

 

[studcj]

Go Mountain Biking, then back to your place for showers before you go out for dinner and drinks etc.
Fistfullofsteel is right also though, I did that one time and she never forgot me.lol..

 

[liftsiron]

Don't fuck her asshole until you lick her pussy.

 

[loutocool]

in the middle of dinner stand up and blow a giant fart right in her face.

Now that was fucking funny
lol. My co workers think I'm strange.

after dinner tell her to close her eyes so you can give her a surprise. when she does this go up to her and piss in her face

It just keeps getting better!!

Get naked and rub Your self down w\ cooking oil
stick let,toms and other foods around your cock. When
she comes in and acts all surpised say I told you I was going to cook for you, I made U a hot dog now eat it U silly bitch!! This will work.

 

[slickdadd]

damn this is a record, not even one serious response.

 

[GaryWary]

Dude

Tomorrow I have my first date for ages... How about this strategy (girls must not read this!):

Even if she is boring or not your type - your primary objective is a shag (a fuck). Thus, you must at least attempt to be 'her' type until you get your leg-over.. after which, you can dump her.

I hope she isn't boring and that you can have a shag and nice company...