Plus I’m not gunna say, or shrewdly elude, to where I am going either. But be assured, that its hot and stuff around those parts, and that it has a plenteousness of pretty people, unlike this soiled place. To be quite honest 90% of the time you queers just give me the heebee jeebees anyway. So you can all pucker up and kiss my brazen, ambrosial, squat hardened, surprisingly supple, warm to the touch, moderately tanned and recently shaven rump. Because I'm pretty sure that there is more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously fit and good-looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.

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