Fragadelic
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Spoke to him this afternoon. Apparently, he was locked in his downstairs bathroom for several days - his wife didn't notice until there was no one around to bring in the newspaper and they were piled so high that she couldn't get out of the driveway.
Also, he was arrested for removing the tag from his mattress -- remember, this is his second offense (the first one involving ducks or something like that - I wasn't paying attention because as he was telling me about it, some young hottie with great tits walked by). Anyway, he's being very careful what with the three strikes laws and all.
All in all, he's been a very busy boy. Oh yeah - he went blonde too.
Also, he was arrested for removing the tag from his mattress -- remember, this is his second offense (the first one involving ducks or something like that - I wasn't paying attention because as he was telling me about it, some young hottie with great tits walked by). Anyway, he's being very careful what with the three strikes laws and all.
All in all, he's been a very busy boy. Oh yeah - he went blonde too.

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