gone but not forgotten...

[noodles1010]

yea bitch i mean me...

and where is that slimy little tatted up prick plank hiding...

my tree hugging friend cindy....

that crazy bastard woot...

did balloon hands ever make it out of solitary?

what about my bottom bitch shirlz?

that ira mother fucker colombo?

god damnit the world has gone to pot... all u mother fuckers are typing away rocked out on hydros watching the world pass u by from a treadmill in your mommys basement.. and not walking on it might i add... just standing.. staring out a window while u drool on your favorite ed hardy shirt...

once again im pacing...

 

[miplank]

who are you?

 

[noodles1010]

who are you?

i swear ill piss on you.

where is my sex kitten?

 

[shirlene29]

you just reminded me. I have to call your brother back

 

[TableFun]

Balloons died in a fire

 

[noodles1010]

you just reminded me. I have to call your brother back

another fuckin country heard from... will u fuck someone in cali please and get this deal closed.. jeez

 

[miplank]

That reminds me I need to send you some updated pics of my sleeve...Got some more work done recently.

 

[noodles1010]

That reminds me I need to send you some updated pics of my sleeve...Got some more work done recently.

unless its cindys tits with pasties im not interested... lolol jk send em

 

[miplank]

 

[shirlene29]

another fuckin country heard from... will u fuck someone in cali please and get this deal closed.. jeez

I know...I'm gonna have to break out a prostate massager or something..we might have to pimp out your ass or something.

its pissing me off

I theorize we'll hear something in november and have said that since early sept.

 

[noodles1010]

I know...I'm gonna have to break out a prostate massager or something..we might have to pimp out your ass or something.

its pissing me off

I theorize we'll hear something in november and have said that since early sept.

Yea yea money talks and bullshit walks. Lololol

 

[miplank]

question:


has shirl sold anything yet?

 

[shirlene29]

no, noodles brother hasn't sold hat I gave him *cough*


its not fuking cars plank...

 

[miplank]

what's the avg # of sales a person has in that field (won't post up noodles gig) per month?

 

[miplank]

srs question.

 

[TableFun]

Oxy's?

 

[shirlene29]

I don't even know...I was warned the avg cycle per deal is months..

noodles isn't even in the sales end of this section...he works elsewhere in the company

 

[miplank]

thought noodles was the HNIC

 

[shirlene29]

he tries to be HNIC

 

[miplank]

you're gonna get fired.

 

[EF Shanna]

Wait, noodles & Shirls work together?

 

[miplank]

I dunno if you can call it 'work'

 

[shirlene29]

this ^^^

 

[noodles1010]

shirl is my bitch... she gets my coffee and stuff, picks up my dry cleaning, gives me a lap dance when im in the mood. its a friendly business relationship.

 

[noodles1010]

avg closing time is a few mos on smaller jobs, could be as much as a year on larger jobs. the one shirl got is a monster. shes def gonna take back shots from someone to close this deal...

 

[shirlene29]

So there mitch>>my dick is bigger than yours!!!

 

[miplank]

my stacks>yours

 

[noodles1010]

and mine are bigger than all ures... everyone empty your pockets.. take a pic and upload it.. ill win

 

[miplank]

you wish bitch..you and your cheap ass jeep on stockers

 

[TableFun]

I've got like 8 singles in my wallet, what do I win?

 

[shirlene29]

Ive got three and a coupon for $5 off my next grocery store purchase over $50.00

 

[cindylou]

I lose. I've got no cash at all and a 10% off beauty brands coupon

 

[shirlene29]

yeah, the grocery store coupon is pretty hot isn't it

 

[nangiggles]

I lose. I've got no cash at all and a 10% off beauty brands coupon

I have 4 pennies and if I call the number in the back of my gas pump receipt I might win a $100 gift card

 

[bigbassturd]

I've been tanning and going to the gun range to target practice for 4 months so I can pull off my Florida Neighborhood Watch halloween costume

It's gonna be the shit

 

[cindylou]

I have 4 pennies and if I call the number in the back of my gas pump receipt I might win a $100 gift card

haha call!!

I've had my coupon in there for a minute. I keep waiting for a large purchase which I never make anymore. Its always like twelve dollars. I'm not using a coupon for that.

 

[noodles1010]

I have gobstoppers and a 20 lol

 

[cindylou]

hey noodles!


I'm a tree hugger??

 

[noodles1010]

i've been tanning and going to the gun range to target practice for 4 months so i can pull off my florida neighborhood watch halloween costume

it's gonna be the shit

sweet!

 

[noodles1010]

hey noodles!


I'm a tree hugger??

*sex kitten in a tree lol

 

[nangiggles]

haha call!!

I've had my coupon in there for a minute. I keep waiting for a large purchase which I never make anymore. Its always like twelve dollars. I'm not using a coupon for that.

I'm not gonna take their damn survey.... lolololol

 

[shirlene29]

I'll trade my bmw for a shitty cherokee and 1500 bucks...what say you

 

[nangiggles]

I'll trade my bmw for a shitty cherokee and 1500 bucks...what say you

specs on said BMW?

 

[miplank]

it's like 20 years old, but it's got like $97 worth of fast & furious parts from autozone on it.

 

[ceo]

I've been tanning and going to the gun range to target practice for 4 months so I can pull off my Florida Neighborhood Watch halloween costume

It's gonna be the shit

My costume is a hoodie, bag of skittles, and a can of Arizona iced tea. I'll be in black face too. Sup you cracka ass cracka?

 

[shirlene29]

it's like 20 years old, but it's got like $97 worth of fast & furious parts from autozone on it.

this


I need a sport utility and to come up with some money to get on and stay on budget

 

[cindylou]

My costume is a hoodie, bag of skittles, and a can of Arizona iced tea. I'll be in black face too. Sup you cracka ass cracka?

omg

 

[nangiggles]

this


I need a sport utility and to come up with some money to get on and stay on budget

I'll give you a santa fe and that sweet potential $100 for filling out the survey receipt!

 

[shirlene29]

have any excellent grocery coupons?

 

[ceo]

omg

This is acceptable, fine, comical, OK:

This is unacceptable, offensive and insensitive, NOT OK!

Personally I think they're both funny.

 

[cindylou]

This is acceptable, fine, comical, OK:

This is unacceptable, offensive and insensitive, NOT OK!

Personally I think they're both funny.

LOL, imo neither are funny, but one is offensive bc its history. Is there a whiteface history?

It was dressing up as that little boy combined with blackface that made me OMG though

lol

 

[nangiggles]

have any excellent grocery coupons?

I can score a $2 off a bad of lindt/lindor truffles. Don't act like you don't want them.

 

[shirlene29]

I seriously don't

this diet I got put on has me eating so much god damned food I almost puke as it is

 

[noodles1010]

my diet is only making my bf climb lol. gym? whats that? fml... i need a job that allows me to have some energy to go. im dead by the end of the day

 

[zwhit]

go in the morning, bum

 

[nangiggles]

go in the morning, bum

This ^^^ yet I don't have the energy lolfailolol

Sent from my HTCEVOV4G using EliteFitness

 

[zwhit]

gets easy after the first few weeks, bum

 

[nangiggles]

I'm thinking about it, gotta make myself go to bed early, at what time do you go to sleep?

 

[Captain FT]

I'm asleep by 9-10 and my alarm goes off 5 days a week at 4am to go to the gym by 4:30.

 

[zwhit]

I'm usually asleep around 10, up by 5:30, at the gym a little before 7, working by 8:15

 

[zwhit]

except leg days. might have to start splitting it up.

 

[bigbassturd]

Wtf is a leg day??

 

[zwhit]

no idea. I was drunk when I posted that

 

[nangiggles]

damn early! I go to bed around 11-12 and wake up around 7:30

 

[zwhit]

You lack discipline!!

 

[caligirl85]

The first couple of days suck but you do get used to it and I'm not a morning person.

 

[shirlene29]

I despise morning workouts

I go the last two hrs the place is open

 

[noodles1010]

I can't do mornings. Who the hell wants to sleep then Wake up and throw 235lbs over their head, beat them self to shit only to THEN shower and start the work day? That's rough.

 

[nangiggles]

I despise morning workouts

I go the last two hrs the place is open

EXACTLY what I do...

 

[zwhit]

[QOTE=noodles1010;16841313]I can't do mornings. Who the hell wants to sleep then Wake up and throw 235lbs over their head, beat them self to shit only to THEN shower and start the work day? That's rough.[/QUOTE]

Who the hell wants to complain that they're getting fat and say they don't have the energy for the gym in the evenings only THEN to say they can't drag themselves out of bed to workout in the morning? That's rough.

 

[cindylou]

I prefer mornings too

 

[noodles1010]

[QOTE=noodles1010;16841313]I can't do mornings. Who the hell wants to sleep then Wake up and throw 235lbs over their head, beat them self to shit only to THEN shower and start the work day? That's rough.

Who the hell wants to complain that they're getting fat and say they don't have the energy for the gym in the evenings only THEN to say they can't drag themselves out of bed to workout in the morning? That's rough.[/QUOTE]

Touché my good man... Point well made