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MaGilicuti
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anyone ever been to aruba? what should I expect? i'd appreciate some suggestions for nightlife. and any other fun day time activities would be appreciated to. how are the women?
going to aruba next week. any suggestions?
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needtogetarmy
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Look out for that Hallowway chick, she is still missing.
where are you staying
Go to dinner to El Gauchos, a must!(take a taxi there, as it's hard to find)
Another upscale restraunt is madam Jeneattes(sp) (modern and with a french twist)
Texas de Brazil
Are you staying all inclusive?
I usually don't as I am not a big drinker, and people who do it complain almost everytime about the food.
I have(my family) 2 weeks yearly timeshare at the Marriott Ocean club
Best casino is at the Marriot (HOTEL)
There are three Marriots so don't want to confuse you
Days are to be spent lounging by the pool or under a hut at the beach (which are (BEAUTIFUL)take a sunset cruise
rent a jet-ski
cuku-kanukoo bus tour of all the local bars at night (bar hopping) I hear is a good time
pretty good shopping downtown
The island is NOT very tropical
very dry looking, almost like a desert
the locals are friendly, easy going, and DO NOT BOTHER OR PESTER YOU!
It's really geared for the american tourist
If you need weed,as you are passing the Wyndam resort on the right, take your next right and on the right upcoming will be a bunch of male locals on the beach renting jet skis, and rolling spliffs. They'll hook you up if you"mock smoking a joint to your mouth" they'll know what you want.
Also, don't be alarmed that 98% of the rental cars there are yaris'
No MOs
Go to dinner to El Gauchos, a must!(take a taxi there, as it's hard to find)
Another upscale restraunt is madam Jeneattes(sp) (modern and with a french twist)
Texas de Brazil
Are you staying all inclusive?
I usually don't as I am not a big drinker, and people who do it complain almost everytime about the food.
I have(my family) 2 weeks yearly timeshare at the Marriott Ocean club
Best casino is at the Marriot (HOTEL)
There are three Marriots so don't want to confuse you
Days are to be spent lounging by the pool or under a hut at the beach (which are (BEAUTIFUL)take a sunset cruise
rent a jet-ski
cuku-kanukoo bus tour of all the local bars at night (bar hopping) I hear is a good time
pretty good shopping downtown
The island is NOT very tropical
very dry looking, almost like a desert
the locals are friendly, easy going, and DO NOT BOTHER OR PESTER YOU!
It's really geared for the american tourist
If you need weed,as you are passing the Wyndam resort on the right, take your next right and on the right upcoming will be a bunch of male locals on the beach renting jet skis, and rolling spliffs. They'll hook you up if you"mock smoking a joint to your mouth" they'll know what you want.
Also, don't be alarmed that 98% of the rental cars there are yaris'
No MOs
needtogetarmy
CEO of Project Mayhem
MaGilicuti
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Paul_Allen said:
thinking of taking a trip to aruba yourself?
stosstruppe
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When they fuck up something, make sure to make a big song and dance about it and constantly remind them how "people wouldn't stand for this shit in America!" whether it's slightly sub-par service or a drink not mixed exactly right. indigenous people love a confident out-spoken tourist and will endeavour to provide you with a better service upon witnessing your firm grasp of the situation.
