Going to a gentlemen's club

[Yarg!]

All dressed up and off to Brandi's. Which is the most upscale club in vancouver. This is where Ben Afleck got caught getting cosey with that stripper. The celebrities here are endless. Its fucking insane.. Shaq, Backstreet Boys, and too many actors to count. Ill let you guys know how it went. First time going , I just turned 19 a few days ago, so pretty excited.

 

[Yarg!]

*sigh and I am no longer a natural 23.5 to 1 karma to post ratio. Thanks Stiletto!

 

[Raptorex]

keep your hand out of your pants

 

[theoak01]

get a lap dance for me to bro

 

[BrothaBill]

Vancouver, Wa? Bor youre just across da rivah

 

[bigmann245]

yea, dont tip with quarters. allthough it may be legal tender strippers dont like that. plus they could slip on one. ive had to throw out many morons for doing that. ive got more secrets but ill let you pop your cherry first before you learn the art of strip clubs.

 

[theoak01]

fuck if you tip with anything less then a 5 where I go they tell you to get the fuck off stage

 

[nycgirl]

@ tip with quarters

 

[seizer]

yea, dont tip with quarters. allthough it may be legal tender strippers dont like that. plus they could slip on one. ive had to throw out many morons for doing that. ive got more secrets but ill let you pop your cherry first before you learn the art of strip clubs.

no, please share some insightful stuff. I'm in a learning mood.


or...was that just all talk?

 

[BrothaBill]

no, please share some insightful stuff. I'm in a learning mood.


or...was that just all talk?

OK, here's a good one, used to be en vogue for strippers when a dollar was worth something, that youd throw a silver dollar up on stage, theyd do the splits and pick it up with their snatches, thats where the term comes from, like the old time penny banks where you put a penny in the holder and a hand would come up slowly and "SNATCH" the coin.
Well, it didnt take long for some drunken guys to sit there with a lighter heating those silver dollars up out of a sight til they couldnt hold it and throw it up on stage, thats when you wanna skip out on the bill by being thrown out of the establishment before paying.
Fastforward to today's times with simulated seizures, like epilepsy and cardiovascular events and well, Im just making this shit up as I go along. The few times Ive been dragged to those places in my youth I felt like a complete pervert

 

[bigmann245]

ive been working at a strip club for a little over a month now. ive reached the status of "really nice guy". i am now allowed to walk into the dressing room without asking. but i sill do. but the shit that goes on there is unreal. aside from walking in the dressing room and right on the other side of the door is a dancer inserting a tampon into her snatch. yes gentlemen almost half the woman are on the rag in the club at any given moment. so your rubbing your nose in their snatch and only a fabric width from your nose is the nasty spot during the time of the month.


shall i go on?

 

[vinylgroover]

don't believe them when they tell you they are a third year med student or studying law.......

 

[theoak01]

bigman,go on

 

[BrothaBill]

ive been working at a strip club for a little over a month now. ive reached the status of "really nice guy". i am now allowed to walk into the dressing room without asking. but i sill do. but the shit that goes on there is unreal. aside from walking in the dressing room and right on the other side of the door is a dancer inserting a tampon into her snatch. yes gentlemen almost half the woman are on the rag in the club at any given moment. so your rubbing your nose in their snatch and only a fabric width from your nose is the nasty spot during the time of the month.


shall i go on?

and like, when I was in high school, there was a blood drive and half the kids from my school tested positive for hiv, no joke, overheard it from one of the principal and administrator talking. Then I heard the same thing when I was a freshman about the frat/sorority blood drive too.

 

[nycgirl]

I was told always order a bottle of beer. Never drink from a glass.

That said, I saw a stripper in West Virginia do something with a beer bottle, I will never forget. Very talented girl.

 

[BrothaBill]

I was told always order a bottle of beer. Never drink from a glass.

That said, I saw a stripper in West Virginia do something with a beer bottle, I will never forget. Very talented girl.

trivia Q: what are bottles made out of?

 

[nycgirl]

trivia Q: what are bottles made out of?

You got me.

The bottles have tops. My first strip club was a whore house in West VA. I doubt they wash the dishes.

 

[BrothaBill]

You got me.

The bottles have tops. My first strip club was a whore house in West VA. I doubt they wash the dishes.

I woulda quit too

 

[bigmann245]

well the club i work at is the upper class club. lots of high rollers. shit, i got paid $100 just to drop a businessman and his lawyer at their hotel. and it was on the way to my house so no out of they way for me. i hustle more than the dancers. there are so many regular woman that come in its not funny. bachelor parties are Now being accompanied by the soon 2 b wife. not to keep tabs on him but to join him. they do duel VIP lap dances. and the woan get more crazy than the guys. then theres me. 6'2" 285lb bouncer. im not ripped but i definitely get good attention from the ladies. but ive talked to the woman and you come to find out they are just there 2 have fun, watch their man get horny and as the woman shove dollars in my pocjets while sqeezing my ass with their husband standing right their. the dancers get jealous but i dont give a fuck. one woman recognized the shooter girl out in town and told her all about how she was flirting with me all night a rubbing my ass. did i mention i flirt? you have to as a bouncer or they just look at you as a dick.

shall i go on?

 

[nycgirl]

I woulda quit too

 

[sigweed]

my roomate is from Van city.. he says Brandi's is like $1000/dance

 

[Yarg!]

my roomate is from Van city.. he says Brandi's is like $1000/dance

Close.. 35. The second one is however amnt you want. I didnt have 35 though I bought 2 beers (20 bucks!!) The dancers were so fucking FINE!They can contort and bend in ways I have never seen before (nothing like the club I went to a few days ago). They can do amazing shit off the pole and the bars, it was like this chereographed routine and it was amazing. did i mention they were FINE? Celebrities

SOOOOOO MAny! Directors, producers and actors that I cant even put my name to. The biggest one there has gotta be ichiro. Goddamn, we saw fucking Ichiro. Apparently whenever Christian slater comes in he buys drinks for everyone and gets HAMMERD. jack nicholson regularly tips 100s and so does queen latifah. I met this one waitress who was very nice, and told me the truth behind the Ben Afleck rumor: it was true! he actually got booted for being too rowdy, and he left with 6 women, all 6 he was finger banging in the booths so they had to kick him out. then the witnesses told national enquirer and the girls came forward and took lie detector tests and shit, and it was all true. according to the waitress, they broke up ben and jen, and theyre proud of it, lol. well j lo is a stuck up ho anyways , hes way better off with garner. Were going back there on saturday for a friends party, if youre in vancouver be sure to check out brandi's.

i am never making fun of ben afleck again! WHat a PIMP!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

trivia Q: what are bottles made out of?

glass you twit





(sand. and a bit of calcium carbonate. and maybe a metal oxide or two for color. and some flux, but thats usually glass anyway )

 

[BrothaBill]

glass you twit





(sand. and a bit of calcium carbonate. and maybe a metal oxide or two for color. and some flux, but thats usually glass anyway )

so you carry around a "glass" water bottle?? you twitterpater.

definition of bottle from princeton.edu:

"a plastic vessel fitted with a flexible teat and filled with milk or formula; used as a substitute for breast feeding infants and very young children such as those who go by the username goldendelicious

 

[Yarg!]

BB: hes a poofta, not a bloke.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ill fight both you bitches right now...so long as you can keep your hands off each other when youre in the same room

 

[BrothaBill]

ill fight both you bitches right now...so long as you can keep your hands off each other when youre in the same room

OK, but, I want this to be a fair fight, youre not going to stand their like a dunce with your hands behind your back asking us to hit you with our best shot, I dare you type of thing??

 

[Yarg!]

ill fight both you bitches right now...so long as you can keep your hands off each other when youre in the same room

I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

OK, but, I want this to be a fair fight, youre not going to stand their like a dunce with your hands behind your back asking us to hit you with our best shot, I dare you type of thing??

no, ill have my hands over my eyes

...i never could watch 2 guys kiss, thats just disgusting

 

[starfish]

don't believe them when they tell you they are a third year med student or studying law.......

ROFL....that is so true though...

 

[bigmann245]

ROFL....that is so true though...

you didn't know. there all in school trying to become doctors and such.

 

[Mavafanculo]

why become a lawyer and bust your ass to make 100,000 a year on the books, when you can be a dancer and make 100,000 off the books. just by showing guys your tits and letting them feel you up in the lap dances. I'm coming back as a girl in my next life.

 

[bigmann245]

why become a lawyer and bust your ass to make 100,000 a year on the books, when you can be a dancer and make 100,000 off the books. just by showing guys your tits and letting them feel you up in the lap dances. I'm coming back as a girl in my next life.

you have no idea...

 

[Razorguns]

Celebrities and movie staff love Vancouver cuz studios pay for EVERYTHING for actors, staff, etc.

Fly Monday, stay in hotels, work, party, nice dinners, get pampered, escorts. Fly back Friday.

In LA -- they get dick. 18 hour days, go home for 3 hours sleep, back at it again. No excitement.

 

[Mavafanculo]

you have no idea...

unfortunately, I do. I've dated too many dancers. If you're gonna tell me the 100K is nothing I know, but I meant without their becoming....ummm....actual working girls shall we say

Now, also, the trend at many major upscale NYC clubs is to have private rooms WITH DOORS. iow, anything goes. how the clubs get away with this is beyond me. at those clubs, the 100K is also chump change for a hot young body with a fresh face.

 

[bigmann245]

unfortunately, I do. I've dated too many dancers. If you're gonna tell me the 100K is nothing I know, but I meant without their becoming....ummm....actual working girls shall we say

Now, also, the trend at many major upscale NYC clubs is to have private rooms WITH DOORS. iow, anything goes. how the clubs get away with this is beyond me. at those clubs, the 100K is also chump change for a hot young body with a fresh face.

i hear ya. some chicks make a bundle of money. but in our club, we fire chicks who cross the line. and also who do drugs. we had a locker search last week in the dressing room, and we fired 4 girls for coke. i was surprised. but like i said this club is upper class. high rollers. one guy came in and showed me $1500 cash and he spent it all on one girl. i sent him to her and she hooked my ass up.

 

[nycgirl]

Now, also, the trend at many major upscale NYC clubs is to have private rooms WITH DOORS. iow, anything goes. how the clubs get away with this is beyond me. at those clubs, the 100K is also chump change for a hot young body with a fresh face.

Trend?? That's the norm for the stripclubs (yes, plural) I visited in West VA.

How the clubs in NYC get away with it? Guiliani is no longer mayor.

 

[rudeboyja]

if you want to see something funny, go to a srtip club with a hottie and see how jealous the girls get. You may even get asked to leave

 

[Mavafanculo]

Trend?? That's the norm for the stripclubs (yes, plural) I visited in West VA.

thats messed up. the line between stripper and prostitute keeps getting harder and harder to find, no pun intended.

its a shame too, its sort of the "slowly boil the water" incremental approach to turning a young girl who wants to make alittle extra money dancing into a full fledged hooker. She thinks "dancer", but then she has to do "hooker" to compete with the other girls or make no money. And seeing all her friends make the big bux everyday by putting out makes it more acceptable little by little day by day.

but enough of that, tell me more about your visits to the clubs did you go by yourself, with guy friends or with girl friends? lap dances? private room? was it only a goof or was it sexually stimulating. (make stuff up if you have to, we need some excitement in here )

 

[Ish]

If you do tip with quarters, the trick is to stand it on it's end on the stage and have them pick it up without using their hands.

 

[nycgirl]

thats messed up. the line between stripper and prostitute keeps getting harder and harder to find, no pun intended.
its a shame too, its sort of the "slowly boil the water" incremental approach to turning a young girl who wants to make alittle extra money dancing into a full fledged hooker. She thinks "dancer", but then she has to do "hooker" to compete with the other girls or make no money. And seeing all her friends make the big bux everyday by putting out makes it more acceptable little by little day by day.
but enough of that, tell me more about your visits to the clubs did you go by yourself, with guy friends or with girl friends? lap dances? private room? was it only a goof or was it sexually stimulating. (make stuff up if you have to, we need some excitement in here )

Most of the time I went with my ex-s.o. (I don't think he appreciated how much fun I had). Another time, a female friend and I went with a bunch of guys. No lap dances or private room. Many trips to the stage. I had a lot of fun.

No goof at all. I would definitely go back with the right person/people (i.e., people that are not uptight). lol

 

[awittyusername]

thats messed up. the line between stripper and prostitute keeps getting harder and harder to find, no pun intended.

its a shame too, its sort of the "slowly boil the water" incremental approach to turning a young girl who wants to make alittle extra money dancing into a full fledged hooker. She thinks "dancer", but then she has to do "hooker" to compete with the other girls or make no money. And seeing all her friends make the big bux everyday by putting out makes it more acceptable little by little day by day.

but enough of that, tell me more about your visits to the clubs did you go by yourself, with guy friends or with girl friends? lap dances? private room? was it only a goof or was it sexually stimulating. (make stuff up if you have to, we need some excitement in here )

As usual Mav...I agree.

It is getting harder to draw the line between a stripper and a prostitute.

I am afraid we might have to go back the straight up prostitution shit I gave up yrs ago. You know what I am talking about....

Meet a girl...tell her she is sexy and/or smart...goto dinner...have some drinks...then the sexing. (I feel dirty even talking about it)

Or the original form of prostitution....Meet a girl...marry her...pay for all her shit...then sexing (once a month)...then she takes half your shit when she thinks she finds someone higher on the food chain.

 

[redguru]

In the PI the dancers would open your beer bottles without using thier hands. Made the San Miguel taste a little less like formaldehyde.

 

[redguru]

But in Alongapo in the 80's you could get a live-in maid for $100 a month.

 

[stilleto]

*sigh and I am no longer a natural 23.5 to 1 karma to post ratio. Thanks Stiletto!

you actually figured out the percentage?
damn.
(what's mine?)

 

[Yarg!]

150-1. But you obviously bought some Karma

 

[Razorguns]

Tijuana. Get the same shit. Just as hot. 10x more "features". 1/5th the price.

 

[CrayonOfDoom2]

while sqeezing my ass with their husband standing right their.

Haha my girlfriend does that at parties to our friends when she's really wasted, she doesn't think I notice though lmao.

 

[Gambino]

Trend?? That's the norm for the stripclubs (yes, plural) I visited in West VA.

How the clubs in NYC get away with it? Guiliani is no longer mayor.

lol that you keep mentioning these clubs in w.va...seems to have left an impression

 

[BrothaBill]

As usual Mav...I agree.

It is getting harder to draw the line between a stripper and a prostitute.

I am afraid we might have to go back the straight up prostitution shit I gave up yrs ago. You know what I am talking about....

Meet a girl...tell her she is sexy and/or smart...goto dinner...have some drinks...then the sexing. (I feel dirty even talking about it)

Or the original form of prostitution....Meet a girl...marry her...pay for all her shit...then sexing (once a month)...then she takes half your shit when she thinks she finds someone higher on the food chain.

I tend to disconcur, although it seems many e~bachelors have similar cynical attitudes of the world and members of the opposite sex.
It is not a true reality, just a reality of your own making. There are many depressed and "give up on dating men" who are women with your attitude in therapy, more women find it hard to find a man that does have your cynicism or more common on the board. MANY MORE WOMEN than men are troubled by the patterns of this culture than men.
They are sick of this immature afraid to be honest and be open with a female.
A drive to use women and forget them all to make their e-penis look longer to other e-penises.
There is always a certain amount of truth to a cynic's philosophy, hence to entice others to their pity party. But shit man, youre like the urban cowboy with brown smutty stuff all over his moustache; looking for love in all the wrong places.
Plus, youve been to prostitutes. Hence, your karma for life is fucking beyond repair. So you just have to reap what you sow. Reap on brothacynic, the world needs all there is to cry out against the slut gone wild.
But, everyone has their soulmate, you just happened to flip her off b/c she didnt use her turn signal in traffic, nice going
I like your posts Awitty alot, but dont generalize the whole other half of the genetic pool by a small pinpoint in reality. You say what I wish more people would say to stop the aggregious grossness and revulsion I see in attention seeking kids today.

 

[awittyusername]

I tend to disconcur, although it seems many e~bachelors have similar cynical attitudes of the world and members of the opposite sex.
It is not a true reality, just a reality of your own making. There are many depressed and "give up on dating men" who are women with your attitude in therapy, more women find it hard to find a man that does have your cynicism or more common on the board. MANY MORE WOMEN than men are troubled by the patterns of this culture than men.
They are sick of this immature afraid to be honest and be open with a female.
A drive to use women and forget them all to make their e-penis look longer to other e-penises.
There is always a certain amount of truth to a cynic's philosophy, hence to entice others to their pity party. But shit man, youre like the urban cowboy with brown smutty stuff all over his moustache; looking for love in all the wrong places.
Plus, youve been to prostitutes. Hence, your karma for life is fucking beyond repair. So you just have to reap what you sow. Reap on brothacynic, the world needs all there is to cry out against the slut gone wild.
But, everyone has their soulmate, you just happened to flip her off b/c she didnt use her turn signal in traffic, nice going
I like your posts Awitty alot, but dont generalize the whole other half of the genetic pool by a small pinpoint in reality. You say what I wish more people would say to stop the aggregious grossness and revulsion I see in attention seeking kids today.

First, I want to say thanks for liking my posts. I like yours. You also are not afraid to say things others may not want to here.

I agree with alot of what you said. And, I appeciate you pointing out that there is always always a certain amount of truth.

You are also smart enough to realize I AM JOKING.

Yes, you are right about women dealing with men's issues. However, it is more fun to make fun of women.

I can't believe you didn't know I was joking about seeing prostitutes....I already told you I was never married....See...Jokes. (never been with a prostitute)

But, please make it clear WTF you are talking about... everyone has their soulmate, you just happened to flip her off b/c she didnt use her turn signal in traffic, nice going

I suggest you explain your problem with the importance I put on proper road signals in traffic.

 

[Yarg!]

First, I want to say thanks for liking my posts. I like yours. You also are not afraid to say things others may not want to here.

I agree with alot of what you said. And, I appeciate you pointing out that there is always always a certain amount of truth.

You are also smart enough to realize I AM JOKING.

Yes, you are right about women dealing with men's issues. However, it is more fun to make fun of women.

I can't believe you didn't know I was joking about seeing prostitutes....I already told you I was never married....See...Jokes. (never been with a prostitute)

But, please make it clear WTF you are talking about... everyone has their soulmate, you just happened to flip her off b/c she didnt use her turn signal in traffic, nice going

I suggest you explain your problem with the importance I put on proper road signals in traffic.

Dude, don't worry.. NO ONE understands BB's posts.