God, was here before the Marine Corps

[Robert Jan]

so you can give your heart to Jesus.

But your ASS, belongs to the CORPS.

 

[Rex]

-Anyone who runs is VC. Anyone who doesn't run is well disciplined VC.

-But how can you shoot women and children?

-Easy you just don't lead them so much.

 

[jenscats5]

Did your parents have any children that lived??

 

[jerseyart]

lol

classic lines

 

[Buddy_Christ]

This is my rifle, this is my gun
This is for fighting, this is for fun!

 

[Robert Jan]

Looks like the better part of you dribbled down your mothers asscrack and ended up as a stain on the matrass

5"9? You sure you're not trying to squeeze an inch in on me? I didn't know they stacked shit that high

 

[boyer]

Jelly Donut