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Girlfriend is joining elite...

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Well, my GF is joining elite today... well, I'm singing her up actually. This way she can ask her own questions when she wants to and read up on all the valuable information here...

If alot of you ladies wouldn't mind helping her out with questions she may ask from time to time... I'd appreciate it.

Her name is going to be bondgirl2217

Thanks!

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Citruscide said:
Well, my GF is joining elite today... well, I'm singing her up actually. This way she can ask her own questions when she wants to and read up on all the valuable information here...

If alot of you ladies wouldn't mind helping her out with questions she may ask from time to time... I'd appreciate it.

Her name is going to be bondgirl2217

Thanks!

C
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Those new inflate-a-dates must really be technological wonders. They can type and shit!!!
 
needleboy said:
Man you sure that's a good idea??

:rolleyes:
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Nah...you see this is the thread he should have started a month ago...

Hey is it a Good Idea if My Girl Friend Joins Elite?
 
Well, let's put it like this... She wanted to join up to see all the information about this place... and she also reads alot of my posts anyway... It's not like I have to hold back or anything...

I hear ya needleboy... I thought about it... but what could go wrong??? :)

Ok, here's a pic of her and I at a bar...

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WODIN said:


Nah...you see this is the thread he should have started a month ago...

Hey is it a Good Idea if My Girl Friend Joins Elite?
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A month ago?? We've been seeing each other for about over a month... LOL... She just started asking about this site about a week or so ago... so,I should mention it now... and then in a month have her join?? LOL

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Besides, she's not going platnium... so anything I have to say, I can say in private in the platnium section of the board...ehh ehh??? :)

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Damn.....that's nice!

I guess the thread about good looking girls always go for the uglier guys is true!

Is that your purse?

J/k Citruscide! She's very pretty.
 
OK, but you both will be inundated with request for nude pics(of her, not you).

I for one prefer not to have my fiance her, for that among other reasons.







Now, got any naked oics of her?? :p

JUST KIDDING :D
 
Very nice.

Tell her The Great Cornholio approves her application of admission to Elite.
 
Naked pics of her?? Well, that's up to her... I don't doubt she wouldn't mind posting them, but she probably wouldn't, because then they would be all over the interent... and with her job, she really doesn't need that sort of thing floating around. ;)

As for me, Needleboy, I would be more than happy to display myself neked on the board... it might not do much for the guys... in fact, I'm sure most of you wouldn't like it... but the women here.... it would create such an emotion inside them like they've never felt before... disgust... pain... anguish.... :)

Well, she's been reading this stuff for the past week and wanted to join... I doubt she'll be here as much as me... probably just to read my posts and ask some questions when she wants too... she's not an internet junkie like myself. :)

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ttlpkg said:
She looks very healthy and athletic. I hope you can keep up with her!
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I do fine. :) She's actually joining a gym at the beginning of next week... the Y because they have a pool. She hasn't worked out for a bit because of the weather, but she used to run 10 miles about 3-4 times a week when it was warmer, and volleyball two times a week (still does that).

I however, have just started to do cardio a couple days a week... and do my weights roughly 5 days.... with mild cardio (lots of walking) everyday...

So, we are pretty compatible... :)
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WELCOME BONDGURL!

***Glad to see another man on the board likes them cute short haired ladies!Nice looking couple!
 
Ahhh.....you just broke the hearts of so many Elite ladies, Citrus!! :(

Anyway, I am glad your GF is joining....we definitely need more ladies on the board!

~toga
 
Citruscide said:

As for me, Needleboy, I would be more than happy to display myself neked on the board... it might not do much for the guys... in fact, I'm sure most of you wouldn't like it... but the women here.... it would create such an emotion inside them like they've never felt before... disgust... pain... anguish.... :)

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So your next impersonation will be of PLIFTER?!
 
toga22 said:
Ahhh.....you just broke the hearts of so many Elite ladies, Citrus!! :(

Anyway, I am glad your GF is joining....we definitely need more ladies on the board!

~toga
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Well, I have been single what... just about my whole life? I just think it's amazing that I actually found someone who is compatable with me... who I don't get sick of after a day... and who I actually want to spend time with... not a usual experience for me... but I'm happy, none-the-less...

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Well you are a brave man, Welcome Bondgurl.

Shit I won't even tell my friends which boards I go to, nevermind a girlfriend.

This place is my sanctuary away from it all.
 
Citruscide said:
Well, I have been single what... just about my whole life? I just think it's amazing that I actually found someone who is compatable with me... who I don't get sick of after a day... and who I actually want to spend time with... not a usual experience for me... but I'm happy, none-the-less...

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Congratulations, Citrus!! :)

Unfortunately there is not many people that are able to say that about their "other half"....

Good Luck to the both of you!!
 
Citrus, this is the debate I went through a couple of weeks ago. Should I invite my girlfriend to this board? I decided against it, at least for the time being. She doesn't know about my roid usage and it's not been a topic of discussion yet.

She's a wonderful girl and I want to share my life with her, but I think it might be too soon.

Also, supersizeme and HappyScrappy, as my bitches, would get pretty jealous. Man, they can be such little queens. :rolleyes:
 
Hey! Wait a minute! That's my ex.... you doppleganger. I wondered where she went... just sort of dissapeared one day.... did you tell her it was you?
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
Well you are a brave man, Welcome Bondgurl.

Shit I won't even tell my friends which boards I go to, nevermind a girlfriend.

This place is my sanctuary away from it all.
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Like I said, she's coming here mostly for information... I doubt she's joining to stalk me to see everything I post... that take hella time... but if she wants to spend it doing that... more power to her. :)

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fro - just the fact that you shared your herpes with her is a start that will surely touch her heart. or at least greab her ass.

I invited my ex here and well... she's now my ex. technically totally unrelated - but one could argue that it was b/c you are a big sissy.
 
Citruscide said:


Like I said, she's coming here mostly for information... I doubt she's joining to stalk me to see everything I post... that take hella time... but if she wants to spend it doing that... more power to her. :)

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Thats cool bro, she is a very pretty woman!
 
frorider6 said:
Citrus, this is the debate I went through a couple of weeks ago. Should I invite my girlfriend to this board? I decided against it, at least for the time being. She doesn't know about my roid usage and it's not been a topic of discussion yet.
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Ms.Bondgirl is quite an intelligent one... she asked me several times... and finally I just told her, and it was cool. She asked me a bunch of questions about it and was interested to know what I was doing... it was pretty cool to actually have someone not look at you like your some sort of freek for doing it.

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saint808 said:
Hey! Wait a minute! That's my ex.... you doppleganger. I wondered where she went... just sort of dissapeared one day.... did you tell her it was you?
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LOL... it's going to freek me out if you show a pic of your girl and she looks just like mine. :) you should get your girl, put her on your lap at a bar and take the same pic. :)

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I'm happy that you're happy. Can I get a little hug? Ohh yeah baby, that's right, come to poppa........ mmmmmm that's nice.
 
my n1gga citrus who i have never talked to before - you two make a good looking couple and glad to hear you're happy together. even if it hurts fro deeply to see that pic of a woman in your arms, you've got to just put that aside and think about what makes YOU happy.

inviting your significant other to this board usually makes for some interesting drama. i would say, hey why don't you rethink that one, chief, but you've got her on here already it looks like. i always think of this place as a sanctuary where i can get my therapy through busted up anus jokes and bb talk so i never consider inviting anyone who could potentially f that up for me. there's more dirty laundry aired up in this mafucka than all of havoc's semen and shit stained jock straps hanging from the clothesline outside his double wide. good luck man!!
 
frorider6 said:
Citrus, this is the debate I went through a couple of weeks ago. Should I invite my girlfriend to this board? I decided against it, at least for the time being. She doesn't know about my roid usage and it's not been a topic of discussion yet.

She's a wonderful girl and I want to share my life with her, but I think it might be too soon.
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I thought May was banned!
 
Days of the Tantric said:


This is going to put an end to independent Citruscide.
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LOL... that's why I'm a platnium member... :)

I've said it once, and I'll say it again... I doubt she'll be here as much as I am... she frequently jokes about how much time I spend on the interent... she's usually on to either check e-mail/shop...

C -- anyway, I've been independant citruscide for how long now???
 
frorider6 said:
I'm happy that you're happy. Can I get a little hug? Ohh yeah baby, that's right, come to poppa........ mmmmmm that's nice.
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LOL... you got it dude.

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C, she's a hot girl brother. Didn't read your posts about her, prolly a cool chick. let's see her boobs.
 
Citruscide said:
Well, my GF is joining elite today... well, I'm singing her up actually. This way she can ask her own questions when she wants to and read up on all the valuable information here...

If alot of you ladies wouldn't mind helping her out with questions she may ask from time to time... I'd appreciate it.

Her name is going to be bondgirl2217

Thanks!

C
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Tell her welcome aboard!
 
Citruscide, Anyone ever tell you that you and Ret2 look like brothers? Atleast in your avatar.
bass
 
basskiller said:
Citruscide, Anyone ever tell you that you and Ret2 look like brothers? Atleast in your avatar.
bass
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well citrusfruit has better curtains... but i see the resemblance.... DOPPLEGANGER!
 
saint808 said:


well citrusfruit has better curtains... but i see the resemblance.... DOPPLEGANGER!
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Ret2? Who the hell is that?! :) I resemble Saint... and a heavier version of Froider... well, I should say a version of Froider that eats... .hmm... no, let's see.... if froider is a skeleton, then I would be a living person version of froider... no wait, that didn't sound right either... oh well... something along those lines. :)

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I got the independant citruscide thing, that was one of the funniest Seinfeilds I've ever seen!

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Re: Re: Girlfriend is joining elite...

George Spellwin said:


Tell her welcome aboard!
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watch out Citrus....the good Ol' George has now an eye on her, with all the Tribulus he has ya never know what he could do.......:rolleyes:
 
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manny78 said:


watch out Citrus....the good Ol' George has now an eye on her, with all the Tribulus he has ya never know what he could do.......:rolleyes:
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I think George Spellwin knows his place by now. ;) I mean, after I did that impersonation of him he is taken back... retreated... scared of another posting of the sorts... I may have to, tomorrow, do some more pictures... it's getting rather boring around here...

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Citruscide, she's very pretty. :) I think she looks like that model...that pretty older blond woman with the gap between her teeth that models for JCrew alot, Lauren Hutton, that is her name I think. Except she oviously doesn't have a gap between her teeth.

Hi Bondgirl, if you see this. :)
 
Don't know what I would do if my girlfriend saw all the crazy stuff I post here on Elite ;)

B True
 
Citruscide said:
Well, let's put it like this... She wanted to join up to see all the information about this place... and she also reads alot of my posts anyway... It's not like I have to hold back or anything...

I hear ya needleboy... I thought about it... but what could go wrong??? :)

Ok, here's a pic of her and I at a bar...

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Mom????
 
bondgirl2217 said:
don't worry all, i am not going to change him.. i hope he will continue to post everything he wants to, he makes me laugh also.. :D :good: :heart: :idea:
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You seem pretty cool Bondgirlie - welcome aboard.
:D
 
b fold the truth said:
Don't know what I would do if my girlfriend saw all the crazy stuff I post here on Elite ;)

B True
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Yeah...knowing your girlfriend...if she found out...I'm sure you two would be over. She is ONE jealous girl...I mean....she doesn't even like me...and WHO wouldn't like me. lol.

Maybe I should call her and tell on you. ;)
 
Call away...do you know her number...or should I remind you?

B True
 
nordstrom said:
can we still talk about how you were a card carrying woman hater 3 months ago?
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Good point... hmm... Never really analyzed it from that stand point... I guess my position in B.I.T.C.H.S. is still active until Sexual Mustard strips me of it... since I haven't seen him around... ;)

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bondgirl2217 said:

thanks:)
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YOu should've seen what Citruscide was saying about my girlfriend!!! It made my NY Taxi Cab Driver father blush. He said something about you two not being exclusive and him being the king of his castle. He also let my girl know where he'd like to insert his royal sceptor. For shame...
 
Boach said:


YOu should've seen what Citruscide was saying about my girlfriend!!! It made my NY Taxi Cab Driver father blush. He said something about you two not being exclusive and him being the king of his castle. He also let my girl know where he'd like to insert his royal sceptor. For shame...
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I see some...body needs a royal smackdown laid on his candy coated ass... :)

C
 
Citruscide said:



I see some...body needs a royal smackdown laid on his candy coated ass... :)

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You better stop mackin my woman, little man. Now she keeps mumbling your name in her sleep and touching herself. :mad:
 
Wait...maybe I don't want my girlfriend on this board. Hmmm..haha.

B True
 
Citruscide said:
Well, my GF is joining elite today... well, I'm singing her up actually. This way she can ask her own questions when she wants to and read up on all the valuable information here...

If alot of you ladies wouldn't mind helping her out with questions she may ask from time to time... I'd appreciate it.

Her name is going to be bondgirl2217

Thanks!

C
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can I hit on her, and touch her on the shoulder??:confused:
 
Night Fly: Ummm...well...ummmm...shall I ask?

B True
 
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