See.......you made a really lame attempt at a joke......with the whole WMD thing......and then I made an even lamer attempt at a joke, by suggesting that as a horribly bad comic might thank the audience, tell them that you'll be there all week, and to tip their waitresses, you too should do the same.
It's best we both forget about this, and move on.
SSME, I think that dude they found lived above my girlfriend in college.