Giant human skeleton found

[supersizeme]

http://nation.ittefaq.com/artman/publish/article_8519.shtml
Giant human skeleton found in Saudi Arabia
By Saalim Alvi from Riyadh
Apr 22, 2004, 12:04

Recently gas exploration is going in the desert of south east region of Saudi Arabia. This desert region is called Empty Quarter, which means in Arabic "RAB - UL -KHAALEE"; this body has been found by ARAMCO exploration team. This proves what Allah SWT said in QURAN about the people of AAD nation and HOOD nation.


They were so tall, wide and very power full that they were able to pull out big trees just with the one hand. But what happen after when they become misguided and disobeys Allah SWT, Allah SWT destroyed the whole nation. ULEMA KIRAM of Saudi Arabia believes that this body belongs to AAD nation.

Saudi military took over this whole area. And nobody is allowed to go in this region except Saudi ARAMCO personnel's. Saudi government has kept it very secret but some military helicopters took pictures from air. And one of them he runs on internet here in Saudi Arabia.

IT'S TOTALLY REAL. LIKE BEBE GIRL. LOOK AT THAT HUGE BITCH. HE'D KILL YOU.

 

[strangebrew]

Looks like they finally found the WMD's

 

[Y_lifter]

WODIN's Great Grandpop ?

 

[pitbullstl]

Looks like they finally found the WMD's

Your forgot to say you'd be here all week, and to tip your waitresses.

 

[Imnotdutch]

I saw the headline 'Hawkins crowned Miss Universe' and automatically thought they meant Shephen Hawkins and that it was a spoof site hehehe.

 

[strangebrew]

Your forgot to say you'd be here all week, and to tip your waitresses.

That went waaaaay over my head bra.

 

[supersizeme]

The first thing I thought when I saw that pic was, finally...something I can actually skull fuck.

 

[Y_lifter]

The first thing I thought when I saw that pic was, finally...something I can actually skull fuck.

You mean because its dead and can't fight back ??

 

[p0ink]

this can't be real. where's the AP and reuters headline?

 

[MAX 300]

No p0ink it ain't real, it's an old hoax.

Quite a few people fell for it though.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Yeah Giant in Saudi is Normal American Size. Seems everybody from the middle East and far east are littler.

 

[supersizeme]

Whatever. It's real. And don't come calling me when that fucker gets up and leaves Saudi Arabia to come pound on you.

 

[Nathan]

Boooooo!!!! Boooooo!!!! Hisssss!!! Boooooo!!!

 

[supersizeme]

someone put me out of my misery

 

[PoonRaider]

Gulliver went to Saudi Arabia? That crazy bxtch

 

[supersizeme]

I should be allowed to make posts in all caps and not have them come out gay like that one just did.

 

[ChefWide]

This thread was just about half way to being entertaining.

 

[chiba102]

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/997/

Read all about this here

 

[SoKlueles]

holy cow

 

[pitbullstl]

That went waaaaay over my head bra.

See.......you made a really lame attempt at a joke......with the whole WMD thing......and then I made an even lamer attempt at a joke, by suggesting that as a horribly bad comic might thank the audience, tell them that you'll be there all week, and to tip their waitresses, you too should do the same.

It's best we both forget about this, and move on.

SSME, I think that dude they found lived above my girlfriend in college.

 

[the nature boy]

That would suck if he knew karate and was pissed off at you.

 

[Nathan]

I should be allowed to make posts in all caps and not have them come out gay like that one just did.

I don't think the gayness is stemming from the caps personally.

 

[TheProject]

That would suck if he knew karate and was pissed off at you.

I heard he was a ninja.

 

[Testosterone boy]

The first thing I thought when I saw that pic was, finally...something I can actually skull fuck.

You also have an enormous weiner bro?


I as suing manufacturers of public restroom facilities as the high water level continually exposes my genitalia to prolific amounts of highly questionable bacteria.

Perhaps we should co-sue as there are only like a small handful of us super hung white bros. The black bros just hang from the stall sides or something...so I hear.


Getting believers is a bitch. Now I have to literally videotape the shit.